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Magic has shown its face around these parts. How do you feel about it?

It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!
- 7 (25.9%)
Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.
- 11 (40.7%)
Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.
- 7 (25.9%)
Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.
- 2 (7.4%)
Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 23


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Author Topic: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability  (Read 91408 times)

IcyTea31

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #180 on: May 29, 2014, 07:57:36 am »

Bleah who has time for that,spit on the fire and put it out.
[20]

You unleash a flood of saliva on yourself, putting the fire out but making everyone, including the demons, run away from you in disgust.

Wait. I'm a mage. Cast feather fall.
[3]

You botch the magical gestures, mostly due to the fact that gravity feels to be in a strange direction. A whale and a flower pot appear and fall beside you.

After hearing about the demon attacks, scrawl a pentagram in my own blood to negotiate a fixed-lease contract on my soul in exchange for a better body.
[8]

"That can be arranged, but why wouldn't I just take your soul directly?"

"This could be so much easier, Mr. Agent, if you would simply cooperate."
Get my aluminum baseball bat.  Continue the interrogation.
[6]

You get your bat, but you can't swing it very well due to not being able to stand straight.

Strangle mirror me.
As you extend your hands, so does he, your hands bump in to each other in the middle.

Well... Perhaps someone would tell me why I was captured after all. At least I hope so.
[20]

As you enter the room and sit down on a chair, the lights come on and sitting across you behind a desk is... YOU. "Ah, my men have found you. This will be fun." What the carp is going on here?

Take a long, hard shit. Think about things.
[12]

You feel a sudden enlightenment! Throwing a pie into a demon's face exorcises it, Holy Ghost and all that! It's so obvious, why didn't you realize this before?

It's the elves! They're attacking! I must defend Eagleland! Get the sword I use for LARPing and slay some demons elves!
[11]

You run out and stab a demon right in the heart. He stares at you in horror as he turns to ash. The rest of the demons near you take flight, outside your sword's range.
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Sarrak

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #181 on: May 29, 2014, 08:10:33 am »

"... I really don't understand what's happening here, but, maybe, you can give me a cup of tea? With double cream, if possible."
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #182 on: May 29, 2014, 08:20:58 am »

Run back inside and take my +5 tommy gun of demon elf slaying. Shoot up some demon elves.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #183 on: May 29, 2014, 08:52:58 am »

Dramatic sleep montage
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #184 on: May 29, 2014, 09:19:34 am »

Sacrifice the whale's soul so I'll be fine.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #185 on: May 29, 2014, 09:56:52 am »

Excorsise the demons I just summoned.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #186 on: May 29, 2014, 10:04:27 am »

Hmm.  Grab a gun and threaten him with that in order to continue the interrogation.
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IcyTea31

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #187 on: May 29, 2014, 01:22:23 pm »

"... I really don't understand what's happening here, but, maybe, you can give me a cup of tea? With double cream, if possible."
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"No. I brought you here for a reason. And that reason is murdering you while you beg for mercy. I thought it would be more amusing this way, since Rosie is lying under some rubble right now." He pulls out a handgun.

Run back inside and take my +5 tommy gun of demon elf slaying. Shoot up some demon elves.
[4]

As you touch the gun, it breaks apart. Apparently the huge amount of holy energy infused into it weakened its structure.

Dramatic sleep montage
This is real life, not a movie. You sleep anyway, to wake up when another researcher speaks. "Your testing should be done soon, but the assigned researcher is not currently here. You have free time, subject." A door to a lush garden opens.

Sacrifice the whale's soul so I'll be fine.
[1]

The whale instead sacrifices your soul. All three of you splat on the ground, with the whale living to see another day. Respawn?

Excorsise the demons I just summoned.
[13]

You scream latin-sounding gibberish, and somehow it seems to work. The demons are repelled, only the ghosts remain.

Hmm.  Grab a gun and threaten him with that in order to continue the interrogation.
[18]

You grab your revolver and re-enact the Dirty Harry scene. He's not feeling lucky, and blurts, "Don't shoot! I'll talk! What do you want to know?"
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #188 on: May 29, 2014, 01:25:43 pm »

"Meh, it wasn't that good anyways." Grab my +5 crossbow of infinite bolts and demon slaying.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #189 on: May 29, 2014, 02:18:30 pm »

Go over to NPC with exclamation mark over head, report finished quest.
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« Reply #190 on: May 29, 2014, 02:56:46 pm »

Hah! They fear me! Use ex-cali-bur and cut them down!
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #191 on: May 29, 2014, 03:39:44 pm »

"Seems like we're similar, after all. I too like to talk nonsense and hate creamed tea. So, what about your true intentions?"
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It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #192 on: May 29, 2014, 04:02:14 pm »

Kill more demons. I'll never get my promotion if the world is destroyed.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #193 on: May 29, 2014, 04:17:59 pm »

"Now that's more like it, punk.  Who sent you here?  Is the FBI looking for me?  If so, why?  What was your goal in coming here?"
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #194 on: May 29, 2014, 06:19:10 pm »

Teach pie-demon techniques to the world.
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