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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

2 (7.4%)

Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

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Total Members Voted: 23

[IcyTea31]

Bleah who has time for that,spit on the fire and put it out.

[20]

You unleash a flood of saliva on yourself, putting the fire out but making everyone, including the demons, run away from you in disgust.

Wait. I'm a mage. Cast feather fall.

[3]

You botch the magical gestures, mostly due to the fact that gravity feels to be in a strange direction. A whale and a flower pot appear and fall beside you.

After hearing about the demon attacks, scrawl a pentagram in my own blood to negotiate a fixed-lease contract on my soul in exchange for a better body.

[8]

"That can be arranged, but why wouldn't I just take your soul directly?"

"This could be so much easier, Mr. Agent, if you would simply cooperate."
Get my aluminum baseball bat.  Continue the interrogation.

[6]

You get your bat, but you can't swing it very well due to not being able to stand straight.

Strangle mirror me.

As you extend your hands, so does he, your hands bump in to each other in the middle.

Well... Perhaps someone would tell me why I was captured after all. At least I hope so.

[20]

As you enter the room and sit down on a chair, the lights come on and sitting across you behind a desk is... YOU. "Ah, my men have found you. This will be fun." What the carp is going on here?

Take a long, hard shit. Think about things.

[12]

You feel a sudden enlightenment! Throwing a pie into a demon's face exorcises it, Holy Ghost and all that! It's so obvious, why didn't you realize this before?

It's the elves! They're attacking! I must defend Eagleland! Get the sword I use for LARPing and slay some demons elves!

[11]

You run out and stab a demon right in the heart. He stares at you in horror as he turns to ash. The rest of the demons near you take flight, outside your sword's range.

[Sarrak]

"... I really don't understand what's happening here, but, maybe, you can give me a cup of tea? With double cream, if possible."

[Worldmaster27]

Run back inside and take my +5 tommy gun of demon elf slaying. Shoot up some demon elves.

[TamerVirus]

Dramatic sleep montage

[Lyeos]

Sacrifice the whale's soul so I'll be fine.

[darkpaladin109]

Excorsise the demons I just summoned.

[Nunzillor]

Hmm.  Grab a gun and threaten him with that in order to continue the interrogation.

[IcyTea31]

"... I really don't understand what's happening here, but, maybe, you can give me a cup of tea? With double cream, if possible."

[6]

"No. I brought you here for a reason. And that reason is murdering you while you beg for mercy. I thought it would be more amusing this way, since Rosie is lying under some rubble right now." He pulls out a handgun.

Run back inside and take my +5 tommy gun of demon elf slaying. Shoot up some demon elves.

[4]

As you touch the gun, it breaks apart. Apparently the huge amount of holy energy infused into it weakened its structure.

Dramatic sleep montage

This is real life, not a movie. You sleep anyway, to wake up when another researcher speaks. "Your testing should be done soon, but the assigned researcher is not currently here. You have free time, subject." A door to a lush garden opens.

Sacrifice the whale's soul so I'll be fine.

[1]

The whale instead sacrifices your soul. All three of you splat on the ground, with the whale living to see another day. Respawn?

Excorsise the demons I just summoned.

[13]

You scream latin-sounding gibberish, and somehow it seems to work. The demons are repelled, only the ghosts remain.

Hmm.  Grab a gun and threaten him with that in order to continue the interrogation.

[18]

You grab your revolver and re-enact the Dirty Harry scene. He's not feeling lucky, and blurts, "Don't shoot! I'll talk! What do you want to know?"

[Worldmaster27]

"Meh, it wasn't that good anyways." Grab my +5 crossbow of infinite bolts and demon slaying.

[darkpaladin109]

Go over to NPC with exclamation mark over head, report finished quest.

[blazing glory]

Hah! They fear me! Use ex-cali-bur and cut them down!

[Sarrak]

"Seems like we're similar, after all. I too like to talk nonsense and hate creamed tea. So, what about your true intentions?"

[squidgen]

Kill more demons. I'll never get my promotion if the world is destroyed.

[Nunzillor]

"Now that's more like it, punk.  Who sent you here?  Is the FBI looking for me?  If so, why?  What was your goal in coming here?"

[smurfingtonthethird]

Teach pie-demon techniques to the world.