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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

2 (7.4%)

Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 23

[Worldmaster27]

Turn on the news. Be lazy.

[poketwo]

KEEP COLASPING CELLINGS AROUND THE SECREAT GOVERNMENT RESERCH FACILITY

[Nunzillor]

Uhoh.  Interrogate the FBI agent: why is he here?  Why are the FBI looking for me?

Edit: Don't be afraid to use a little force to get him talking.

[Sarrak]

Propose peaceful negotiations.

[squidgen]

That won't do. Go find some demon-slaying rounds!

[TamerVirus]

Pie? I love pie! Eat the pie and thank them.

[blazing glory]

Hit demons with my sharp stick called Excalibur.

[IcyTea31]

Parachute down in a safe and reasonable manner.

[2]

Your parachute cartoonishly turns out to be someone's lunchbag. Uh oh.

SUMMON........THE HFS

[19]

You fill the factory with even more demons. You're not a very good exorcist.

Turn on the news. Be lazy.

The news are reporting on a demonic assault happening right now, experts believing it to be the apocalypse.

KEEP COLASPING CELLINGS AROUND THE SECREAT GOVERNMENT RESERCH FACILITY

[12]

The research facility is now an open-air one. You got lucky. I could have purposefully misread that and have you release the test subjects in some other facility.

Uhoh.  Interrogate the FBI agent: why is he here?  Why are the FBI looking for me?

Edit: Don't be afraid to use a little force to get him talking.

[7]

Despite beating him with your hands and using Mace on him numerous times, he won't break. You're going to need something bigger. And a real ambulance for your leg.

Propose peaceful negotiations.

[15]

He points his gun at you as you come out from hiding. "Peaceful negotiations?! Do you even know why you're here? Well, sure, you'll have your negotiations." He quickly pats you down for any hidden things and brings you up to a dark room.

That won't do. Go find some demon-slaying rounds!

[12]

There is a box of them, conveniently labeled right next to you.

Pie? I love pie! Eat the pie and thank them.

You eat the pie. "Yeah, yeah. Get resting, tomorrow we'll do even more testing. Oh, that rhymed..."

((Boy this updates fast.))

Shoot mirror me in the chest and see what happens.

((The poll did end up asking for more frequent updates. It's been about 6-8 hours at day and 9-11 hours after night.))

[13]

You pull out your sawn-off shotgun and fire it at mirror-you. He does the same. Every single pellet collides in the air, breaking the mirror further. Soon the shards are too small to see through.

Hit demons with my sharp stick called Excalibur.

[1]

You run at demons straight from Hell with a stick. They light you on fire. You'd better stop, drop and roll.

[blazing glory]

Bleah who has time for that,spit on the fire and put it out.

[Lyeos]

Wait. I'm a mage. Cast feather fall.

[Arcvasti]

After hearing about the demon attacks, scrawl a pentagram in my own blood to negotiate a fixed-lease contract on my soul in exchange for a better body.

[Nunzillor]

"This could be so much easier, Mr. Agent, if you would simply cooperate."
Get my aluminum baseball bat.  Continue the interrogation.

[Sarrak]

Well... Perhaps someone would tell me why I was captured after all. At least I hope so.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Take a long, hard shit. Think about things.

[Worldmaster27]

It's the elves! They're attacking! I must defend Eagleland! Get the sword I use for LARPing and slay some demons elves!