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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

2 (7.4%)

Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 23

[blazing glory]

Investigate scream.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Steal GM stick.

[blazing glory]

Steal GM stick.

((How unreasonable.))

[IcyTea31]

Steal GM stick.

You fail.

[darkpaladin109]

Ask for a job in the factory.

[Worldmaster27]

Shrug and shut down my computer. Get a bag of chips.

[squidgen]

Go demon hunting in my new tank. And smash that radio, it's annoying.

[TamerVirus]

Go to room, wait for FOOD!

[Nunzillor]

FBI!!  Call secret testing facility and let them know that the FBI is on to us.  Offer them a new testing specimen that I have "acquired."  Tell them that his special ability is being a really bad FBI agent that needs to disappear.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Learn how to kill demons.

[Lyeos]

... Abort! Abort! If necessary, wake up!

[Sarrak]

Take my time looking through the jars.

[IcyTea31]

Continue watching anime.

[2]

You try to watch anime but are constantly interrupted by your friend calling you about how great it is at the con and how you should be there. You can't really follow the plots in the shows.

Investigate scream.

A gigantic demon is walking around, destroying everything in his way. Screams and carnage are everywhere.

Ask for a job in the factory.

As said, the factory is completely abandoned, bar a few demons, ghosts, and other exorcisable beings. Maybe you'll get paid if you bust them?

Shrug and shut down my computer. Get a bag of chips.

[13]

You end your session and get a bag of chips from your pantry. Tasty.

Go demon hunting in my new tank. And smash that radio, it's annoying.

[15]

You break the radio and go shooting some demons. The shells you fire at them don't do a lot and are very hard to load with just one crew member, but you eventually blast one down.

Go to room, wait for FOOD!

[5]

As you walk into your room, a panel in a wall opens and a spring-loaded pie splats on your face. "Hah! Not so fast after all! Oh, I'm getting a call..."

FBI!!  Call secret testing facility and let them know that the FBI is on to us.  Offer them a new testing specimen that I have "acquired."  Tell them that his special ability is being a really bad FBI agent that needs to disappear.

[4]

Your coworker sounds confused. "We are government funded, you know? FBI knows very well about us. And no, some random agent isn't worth testing on." You feel terrified upon realizing that the agents were not after a researcher from the lab, they were after you.

Learn how to kill demons.

[6]

You return to your books and browse a few ones. Nothing on killing or exorcising demons, only on summoning them. You didn't check every book yet, though, so maybe you missed something?

... Abort! Abort! If necessary, wake up!

[9]

You randomly press more buttons while screaming for help on your radio. One of the buttons seems to do the trick as the shuttle breaks apart on a convenient spot letting you grab a parachute and jump out. And no, this is not a dream.

Take my time looking through the jars.

[7]

The jars contain various jams with clear labels. "He can't have got away, I'd better go down and check what happened." A tough-looking man with a handgun jumps down the hole.

[Lyeos]

Parachute down in a safe and reasonable manner.

[darkpaladin109]

SUMMON........THE HFS