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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

2 (7.4%)

Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 23

[TamerVirus]

OH SHI- MATRIX TIME GO!

[Nunzillor]

Look up "FastBall Infirmary" on my cellphone.  It may look like a legitimate hospital, but it must be a fake!  Clearly!  Hopefully.

[darkpaladin109]

Get a job at the local power plant or something.

[squidgen]

"Borrow" a nearby car that is better suited for driving over massive hoofprints.

[poketwo]

TURRENTS: FALL

[blazing glory]

Eat everything.

[IcyTea31]

Spaaaaace! I've had... Minimal... "Training" before! Space camp counts, right? No? Oh well! Space!

[18]

You press a few buttons and flip a few switches, and a countdown starts. After a minute, you burst into the sky at massive speed. You still have no idea how to control this thing.

Present the inscribed die to the GM. Graciously accept the large reward for the quest.

[2]

He calls your counterfeiting out. "This isn't my die! It's wooden and not magical at all!" He pulls a rocks fall, everyone dies.

TURRENTS: FALL

[16]

You drop a few of the turrets as they fire at TamerVirus. They are no match for his speed.

OH SHI- MATRIX TIME GO!

[9]

You get into that weird fervor again and dodge everything, mostly very narrowly. A few of the turrets even fall off the ceiling and fire in the air. "Most impressive. I think we're done with testing you for the day." A door opens and shows your cell behind it. Wait, what?

Look up "FastBall Infirmary" on my cellphone.  It may look like a legitimate hospital, but it must be a fake!  Clearly!  Hopefully.

[9]

You find nothing about it, clearly a fake. Then you glance at the acronym...

Get a job at the local power plant or something.

[20]

An abandoned power plant in the vicinity is rumoured to be haunted. You head there. The door slams shut behind you.

Do the opposite of what mirror me would do in the mirror world and see what happens.

Mirror-you does a perfect mirroring of your forward moonwalk.

"Borrow" a nearby car that is better suited for driving over massive hoofprints.

[20]

A tank. It's being used by the army right now, though. You burst in through the hatch, deliver a can of whoop-ass and drive the tank over the hoofprint. The radio surges alive. "Tango-Bravo-27, what are you doing? Return to your position immediately."

Eat everything.

[3]

You bite the bullet. Respawn?

[TamerVirus]

Ask for some food! Dodging is taxing business

[Lyeos]

Pray for autopilot.

[blazing glory]

Respawn,get out of bed.

[Sarrak]

Lure bear onto supporting pillar, while keeping close to the jars.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Reveal that I am Merlin.

[poketwo]

CELLING ABOVE SCIENTIST: FALL

[IcyTea31]

Ask for some food! Dodging is taxing business

[17]

"Food? Well, I suppose the speed power speeds up your metabolism as well..." A moment passes with the speaker shut. "Alright, food will be delivered to your room in a minute, now if you'd just go in there?"

Do a backwards triple reverse moonwalk faster then mirror me.

Mirror-you does everything exactly like you at the same speed.

Pray for autopilot.

[1]

You press buttons at random and all the boosters decouple. The shuttle's main engine isn't enough, you stall and start falling towards the ground, sped up faster than terminal velocity by the engine. Now would be a good time to abort the mission.

Respawn,get out of bed.

You wake up and rise. As you yawn, you hear screams outside.

Lure bear onto supporting pillar, while keeping close to the jars.

[17]

The bear smashes the support and part of the ceiling collapses on her. You hear her breathing under the rubble, but she probably won't be standing up any time soon. Through the hole in the ceiling light comes out from a simple light bulb. You hear rushed footsteps.

Reveal that I am Merlin.

[1]

Yeah, sure, you are a crazy old man who thinks he can do magic. One of the lesser demons immediately sucks the tiny amount of magic power your new form came with.

CELLING ABOVE SCIENTIST: FALL

[13]

Having lost his plot armour, the researcher promptly dies as the ceiling collapses.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Continue watching anime.