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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

2 (7.4%)

Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

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Total Members Voted: 23

[IcyTea31]

?? Hmm, what crash?

You saw nothing. The GM absolutely, definitely did not make a mistake.

[Sarrak]

Look around.

[Worldmaster27]

Using my woodcarving skills, make a wooden D20.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Take back my body.

[IcyTea31]

Drink it.

You drink the cola. You feel invigorated.

Fall unconscious and be taken care of by more usual medical care

[13]

The passerby calls an ambulance. You slip unconscious and wake up in a hospital bed.

Absorb the bullets.

You simply stand in the way of the bullets and "absorb" them with your flesh. You're heavily injured, and can barely stand.

Edit: Righty then.

Grab my mace and prepare to defend myself as I crawl to and open the door.

[12]

You open the door and immediately use Mace on the face of the "medic". He falls down, screaming. The "ambulance" driver notices the jig is up and drives away.

Time for round three?!?

[19]

As soon as you enter the room, a gun turret of some sort rises from the floor and fires a ball of some sort of energy at you. You dodge it nimbly. "Thinking fast, very good. Keep on doing that." More turrets extend.

Look around.

[9]

You see a bear, a wooden support pillar, and a rough stone wall On the wall is a shelf with various jars on it. Yep, this is a basement of some sort. The bear lunges at you again, and you very closely dodge her attack.

Using my woodcarving skills, make a wooden D20.

[14]

You carve one. It's probably not completely fair with somewhat rough and uneven sides, but it looks like a die.

Take back my body.

[13]

You drive the demon out of your body. You're no longer a demon lich. The giant demon continues its massacre.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Become SCP-682

[darkpaladin109]

Class: Demon Excorsist

[Worldmaster27]

Write or carve the words "Schrödinger's Destiny" onto the die.

[Lyeos]

Become an astronaut!

[TamerVirus]

DANGER ZONE TIME!

[squidgen]

Start driving home, avoiding rampaging demons

[Nunzillor]

Restrain the "medic" as best as I can.  Check his pockets for clues as to who he actually was.

[IcyTea31]

Become SCP-682

You're going to need a lot of effort for that. It's simply not reasonable to suddenly "become" something. Start off by locating the current SCP-682.

Class: Demon Excorsist

[3]

Most people have never even believed for demons to exist, and there hasn't been much call for them. You couldn't have learned it from a book or someone else, simply because there are none of those. Despite that, you declare yourself to be an exorcist. This doesn't come with any special powers.

Write or carve the words "Schrödinger's Destiny" onto the die.

[12]

You carve an extremely believable arcane-ish inscription on the die, with runic letters and all.

Become an astronaut!

[18]

You head to the nearest space base and apply for an astronaut position. There hasn't been enough astronauts lately, so they take you in and throw you in the cockpit of a space shuttle with no training whatsoever.

DANGER ZONE TIME!

[15]

You proficiently dodge the blasts. As the last shot dissipates, a lot more turrets rise from the walls, floor and ceiling.

Start driving home, avoiding rampaging demons

[4]

Tough luck, the road is broken due to a massive hoofprint. You'll have to continue on foot.

Restrain the "medic" as best as I can.  Check his pockets for clues as to who he actually was.

[18]

You awkwardly tie him to a chair and check his wallet. "FastBall Infirmary" Uh oh.

[Lyeos]

Spaaaaace! I've had... Minimal... "Training" before! Space camp counts, right? No? Oh well! Space!

[Worldmaster27]

Present the inscribed die to the GM. Graciously accept the large reward for the quest.