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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

2 (7.4%)

Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

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Total Members Voted: 23

[Arcvasti]

Take advantage of the situation to take everyone's wallets. Then extricate myself from the car crash and walk away.

[poketwo]

L BLOCK, TARGET: SECRET EXPERIMENTAL GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENT THAT TAMERVIRUS IS THE SUBJECT OF

[darkpaladin109]

TO GO, PLEASE

[blazing glory]

Do matrix dodging!

[TamerVirus]

Obey the voice, look up to see if anything might CRUSH MY SKULL

[Sarrak]

Take out a lighter and cigar, light it and observe my containment.

[Lyeos]

Find a bathroom so I can empty my bladder!

[Worldmaster27]

Boot up my computer, find a reasonable forum game I can join.

[squidgen]

Work hard, taking care to NOT blow anything up.

[IcyTea31]

Push mirror-me out of the way and walk through.

Mirror-you tries to push you out of the way with the exact same amount of force. Again, neither of you can get past the midpoint.

Go to sleep.

You close your book, place it back in the locked case and go to sleep.

Take advantage of the situation to take everyone's wallets. Then extricate myself from the car crash and walk away.

[13]

You manage to pull yourself from unconsciousness and get busy stealing wallets. You feel you need immediate medical care.

L BLOCK, TARGET: SECRET EXPERIMENTAL GOVERNMENT EXPERIMENT THAT TAMERVIRUS IS THE SUBJECT OF

[6]

You find some interesting spiky plates. You try to move four of them, but they seem to be hooked up to a mechanism of some sort.

TO GO, PLEASE

You pick up a nice bag of respawn. It would be reasonable to use it right away, but meh.

Do matrix dodging!

[6]

The first bullet scrapes your arm and the second hits you square in the leg. You fall down. The police officer walk up to you and starts cuffing your hands.

Obey the voice, look up to see if anything might CRUSH MY SKULL

[20]

As you walk up to the door, it opens, revealing a room similar to your cell, but without furnishings. You're fairly certain it wasn't there when you came here. As you look up, you notice there is a grid of spiky plates in the ceiling. "First off, we'd like to test your reflexes. Please enter the testing area."

Take out a lighter and cigar, light it and observe my containment.

[1]

Your lighter refuses to light. As the clicks of your attempts echo, you hear growling from somewhere.

Find a bathroom so I can empty my bladder!

[18]

You find one and promptly destroy it with acid as you answer nature's call.

Boot up my computer, find a reasonable forum game I can join.

[11]

You find one. You need to post an action to join. Be careful, that one is a tough piece of carp.

Work hard, taking care to NOT blow anything up.

[11]

You work. Time well spent, you start hearing cash register chimes in your head.

[Lyeos]

Sell my acid-piss to the government as a weapon for their soldiers to use.

[Arcvasti]

Use ill-gotten gains to finance illegal body enhancement to repair my mangled physical frame and make me superhumanly strong and fast and such.

[blazing glory]

Eat him.

[Nunzillor]

Call 911, ask for an ambulance

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Wake up. Gather demon-summoning supplies.