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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

2 (7.4%)

Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

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Total Members Voted: 23

[poketwo]

LINE PIECE

[TamerVirus]

Request a guided tour of the place!

[blazing glory]

Steal his car and take a drive.

[Nunzillor]

Make my way downstairs and drink a cup.  Try to get song out of head.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

lock up my books.

[Sarrak]

Stay quiet. Very quiet.

[IcyTea31]

Pretend to die on the way to the hospital and secretly get picked up by unscrupulous private health care so I can fake my death.

[19]

You fall unconscious for real and stop breathing. Your private healthcare crashes into the ambulance, stopping it in its tracks. None of the people involved are in shape to drive right now, some unconscious and all with severe fractures.

Look into a mirror and watch funny cat videos that way.

[13]

You jack into your router for Internet. You watch funny cat videos through a mirror. Joy.

LINE PIECE

Excuse me? I don't understand what you want to do.

Request a guided tour of the place!

[4]

None for you. You are escorted and locked into a 4x4x3 meter cell with completely smooth, white walls, a simple bedding and a toilet. You hear "Experimentation will begin soon. Please make yourself at home." from a hidden speaker.

Steal his car and take a drive.

[3]

You didn't pick his car keys. As you return to him, he's busy calling the police about his stolen wallet on his cellphone. You hear sirens in the distance.

Make my way downstairs and drink a cup.  Try to get song out of head.

[1]

You stumble and roll down the stairs heavily. You're badly bruised, and you think you might have a fracture in your leg. To top it off, a most annoying song is driving you nuts.

lock up my books.

[16]

You lock up your entire shelf's worth of books. It would have been enough to lock the tome up, but you figure it's best to be sure.

Stay quiet. Very quiet.

You make no attempt to escape the trunk or to even take the bag off your head. You feel the car stop, and you are removed from the trunk and taken somewhere. You are thrown into a room of some sort, and you hear a lock click behind you.

[TamerVirus]

Take a nap

[blazing glory]

NINJA KICK!!!

After that run off into a alley.

[Sarrak]

Take the bag off, look around. Maybe it is a friendly "surprise"?

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Read one of the non-sentient tomes,

[poketwo]

BECOME TETRIS GOD

[Nunzillor]

AGHH Jesus Christ, goddamn Beatles.

Looking up, notice I am late.Call the secret experimental facility on my cell phone, tell them I'm gonna be late and to administer testing without me.

[IcyTea31]

Take a nap

You rest for a while. Some time later the speaker voice tells you to stand up and walk up to the door.

NINJA KICK!!!

After that run off into a alley.

[18]

You brutally murder your former boss. The police arrive at the scene and notice you just in time as you turn into an alley. You are quickly cornered. "Freeze!", you are told.

What? I'm watching funny cat videos through the mirror? Who's watching videos inside my mirror? Step through the magic mirror to get to the bottom of this.

[7]

You bump into mirror-you as he tries to do the same. Neither of you get through.

Take the bag off, look around. Maybe it is a friendly "surprise"?

You take the bag off. You're in a completely dark room, you can't see anything. You hear footsteps from above you, though, so this might be a cellar of some sort.

Read one of the non-sentient tomes,

[12]

Your friends didn't believe you when you told them you bought the Grand Grimoire from the Internet. Who's laughing now? Inside you find detailed instructions on summoning of demonic beings and powers, and you believe you have the necessary items to summon a lesser demon.

BECOME TETRIS GOD

[15]

You feel you can control falling objects of logical shapes. Russian folk music coalesces in your mind.

Call the secret experimental facility on my cell phone, tell them I'm gonna be late and to administer testing without me.[/b]

[14]

A fellow worker promises to cover for you until you get over there. They're apparently about to start an experiment on a subject with "super speed".

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Go to sleep.