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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

2 (7.4%)

Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

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Total Members Voted: 23

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Look up my book on arcane knowledge.

[Sarrak]

I assume my job position is still that of a CEO of a gaming multicorporation DieH@rd and leisurely go to my office at the top.

[blazing glory]

Land my copter on the heli-pad near my workplace that spontanuosly appeared.

[IcyTea31]

Oh. Right. Go to my dead-end job.

[5]

You arrive at work, badly exhausted and 10 minutes late.

Enslave them with my mind control devices.

[8]

The Hypno-Watch you bought from the Internet doesn't work very well. They stare at it for a moment, then say "Give that candy back to my dear before you get hurt". At least they didn't punch you in the face immediately.

Hand them the phone, convince them I wrestled it away from the taxi driver

[15]

They buy your story, grab the phone and get in pursuit. They tell you to come to your local police station for a testimony later on.

Look up my book on arcane knowledge.

[2]

It's gone. It seems to have eaten your whole food store and cursed your dog with empty eye sockets before escaping.

I assume my job position is still that of a CEO of a gaming multicorporation DieH@rd and leisurely go to my office at the top.

[8]

You're a middle manager. Your boss tells you to get supervising, NOW.

Catch a fairy and tell it that I'll pull it's wings off if it doesn't get me a new computer and tv.

[17]

By stroke of luck you manage to grab a passing fairy and tell her your demands. She turns your head into a monitor and flies off.

Land my copter on the heli-pad near my workplace that spontanuosly appeared.

[1]

What helipad? You crash into your workplace. All your work for the last year is undone as your computer and the servers are completely pulverized. Not only that, but a fire sets alight and starts quickly spreading.

[blazing glory]

Tell my boss that I quit.

[Lyeos]

Do my job. Don't bother explaining.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"Motherf****r!"
Find my book on arcane knowledge. The one that isn't sentient.

[Sarrak]

Obey the boss. After all, he is in command. For now...

[TamerVirus]

Well off to work then!

[darkpaladin109]

Relucantly give candy back. THEN, when their backs are turned, summon my DEATHMECH9000 to shoot them all.

[smurfingtonthethird]

((looks at title
looks at latest post

we are really bad at this))

Screw work, watch anime.

[IcyTea31]

The people have spoken. More frequent updates.

Tell my boss that I quit.

[17]

You do so. Your boss is a bit busy burning to death, but you think he understands. The flames creep closer to you.

Do my job. Don't bother explaining.

[14]

You work on your project "Make company rich, get promoted". It is almost ready to be set in motion.

Surf the internet for funny cat videos.

[2]

For one, your head-monitor isn't connected to a computer. Second, you can't see very well what is happening on your monitor anyway. Third, your head is running low on power. What will happen when it runs out is anyone's guess.

"Motherf****r!"
Find my book on arcane knowledge. The one that isn't sentient.

[3]

It seems your other one wanted a mate on its travels. Oh, did I say "a" mate? I meant your whole bookshelf is gone. Every aspiring mage knows to lock up their spellbooks for the night, or they'll take a whole harem for themselves.

Obey the boss. After all, he is in command. For now...

[8]

You supervise the work of your workers. They're not working very hard or efficiently, but they aren't actively slacking either.

Well off to work then!

[8]

You arrive at work late. Your boss is slightly angry but tells you to just get working.

Relucantly give candy back. THEN, when their backs are turned, summon my DEATHMECH9000 to shoot them all.

[19]

A black helicopter flying above you notices you firing experimental military gear on civilians. They remotely shut it down, and heavily armed men land nearby and approach you. They tell you to exit the mech immediately.

Screw work, watch anime.

[12]

You watch anime. You get a phone call from a friend inviting you to a convention about to begin right now in the neighbourhood.

[TamerVirus]

Begin doing what I normally do...mergers and acquisitions....

[blazing glory]

Grab a fire extenguisher and let the fires have it!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"You bastard!"
Use teleport spell to get to my arcane books. Capture them.