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Magic has shown its face around these parts. How do you feel about it?

It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!
- 7 (25.9%)
Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.
- 11 (40.7%)
Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.
- 7 (25.9%)
Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.
- 2 (7.4%)
Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 23


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Author Topic: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability  (Read 90010 times)

Sarrak

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2014, 03:34:04 pm »
Oh well... But nothing can persuade me it's not a good day!

Talk with this fine gentleman about weather while our cars get evacuated.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2014, 04:13:31 pm »
Do something unreasonable to the car.
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darkpaladin109

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2014, 04:14:00 pm »
KICK PUPPIES
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TamerVirus

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2014, 10:58:57 pm »
Take the subway to my job
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2014, 05:30:45 am »
Quote from: Lyeos on May 22, 2014, 02:21:47 pm
Spork someone.
[9]

You stab your cat with a spork. Why?

Quote from: Sinvara on May 22, 2014, 03:07:57 pm
Watch boring talk shows on my computer instead.
[2]

Your computer is gone, too, with a similar note.

Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 22, 2014, 03:10:52 pm
Get on my computer and watch stuff.
[16]

You watch some videos. After a while, you check your watch. You have to be at work in 20 minutes!

Quote from: Sarrak on May 22, 2014, 03:34:04 pm
Oh well... But nothing can persuade me it's not a good day!

Talk with this fine gentleman about weather while our cars get evacuated.
[14]

You have a nice chat until the tow truck arrives. He thanks you for good company, and hands you $5 for understanding how much trouble black metal can be.

Quote from: blazing glory on May 22, 2014, 04:13:31 pm
Do something unreasonable to the car.
[3]

Not on my watch. You feel as if you were slapped on the cheek, but nobody else is in your car.

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on May 22, 2014, 04:14:00 pm
KICK PUPPIES
[5]

You kick a puppet. Eh, close enough. You monster.

Quote from: TamerVirus on May 22, 2014, 10:58:57 pm
Take the subway to my job
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The subway station is terribly crowded. It would take a very long wait until there is room in a train.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2014, 05:35:20 am »
Get in my private helicopter and go to work.
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Sarrak

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2014, 06:09:28 am »
Walk the rest of the way to the work.
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Quote from: Urist McVoyager on October 01, 2015, 09:11:16 pm
Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

Quote from: star2wars3 on July 29, 2017, 01:45:37 pm
It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

TamerVirus

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2014, 06:10:59 am »
Feh, take a cab instead. Call in a bomb threat on a disposable phone to the subway just to spite the crowd
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2014, 06:40:49 am »
Look around.
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Lyeos

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2014, 07:21:57 am »
Go to school.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2014, 08:01:48 am »
steal candy from children
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IcyTea31

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2014, 01:02:31 pm »
Quote from: blazing glory on May 23, 2014, 05:35:20 am
Get in my private helicopter and go to work.
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You get up in the skies. How do you land this thing?

Quote from: Sarrak on May 23, 2014, 06:09:28 am
Walk the rest of the way to the work.
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Reasonable. You arrive at your workplace.

Quote from: TamerVirus on May 23, 2014, 06:10:59 am
Feh, take a cab instead. Call in a bomb threat on a disposable phone to the subway just to spite the crowd
[1]

Turns out the "disposable" phone you had used to belong to an actual terrorist. Your call is immediately traced and black helicopters come spouting heavily armed men. They approach you.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on May 23, 2014, 06:40:49 am
Look around.
You're at your home, in your bed. It's a beautiful morning.

Quote from: Lyeos on May 23, 2014, 07:21:57 am
Go to school.
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You momentarily forget you're already in the working life and head for a school. You'll be late from work if you waste time here.

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on May 23, 2014, 08:01:48 am
steal candy from children
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You do so. You monster. The children cry to their parents, who happen to be bodybuilders. They come for you, fists clenched.

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Lyeos

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2014, 01:03:34 pm »
Oh. Right. Go to my dead-end job.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2014, 01:30:24 pm »
Enslave them with my mind control devices.
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TamerVirus

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #29 on: May 23, 2014, 01:35:56 pm »
Hand them the phone, convince them I wrestled it away from the taxi driver
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