(Yes, this is back now! Rejoice or not!)
Turn 5 (8:25)doop
You wait out on the front for a bit for a reason you can't quite comprehend.
Get inside vehicle of mine to get to destination! If no vehicle, Summon entity. Outside. Try to get a large flying one.
You rush out of your bedroom, down the stairs, and out of the house. Right, time to practice this. Think big, leathery, tame dragon. You concentrate, trying to think big and leathery dragon. DRAGON. DRAGON. DRAGON! [2, 6]
rabbit WAIT NO NO NO-- Shit, it's a rabbit. A dire rabbit. That means it has very, very long teeth and an aggressive posture. It's around the size of a housecat and is currently growling. You didn't know rabbits could do that. You wonder if you should fear for your life or not.
Get a drink of water and swish it around in my mouth. Then embark on my quest to take the Luas to the interview.
[2] The drink of water doesn't really improve your taste. Now, to the Luas! You walk out of the house and are halfway to the nearest Luas stop (Goldenbridge) in about five minutes, when a beggar comes up to you and launches into an extremely long diatribe about how he lost his family in a knitting accident and has had to spent the last ten years licking the cocaine off the nostrils of real estate salesmen for pennies, so could you please give him some money so that he will almost certainly not spend on heroin? Oh God, it's hard enough ignoring beggars on the street. Are they starting to get aggressive since it's summer and a new batch has taken over after the old ones died of the cold? What do you do to avoid looking like an absolute prick?
Last task, clean teeth
[1] You clean your teeth, but then mistake a bottle of sink cleaning agents for mouthwash.
OH FUCK OW OW OW. [4] You manage to spit it out before swallowing it, but your tongue feels like it just got chemically burnt. Probably not serious, though... [5] That even cleaned your teeth fairly well! Hurrah for drinking poisonous cleaning agents!
While waiting for the bus, do some skate tricks and collect tips from passing pedestrians
[2] You attempt to do a wicked ollie on a fencepost, man, but it turns out that Tony Hawk was completely wrong, and you end up falling on your ass. [1-1=0] Oh god, literally everyone is laughing at you. Including yourself, which just makes you look insane. The laughing continues to ramp up to a nightmarish extent like everyone in Dublin is laughing at you until suddenly it cuts off, like no-one was laughing at all. Either everyone just stopped finding it funny or you had a minor psychotic break over failing a skateboarding trick. The bus still isn't here.
Wait patiently for the bus to arrive. Once it does, hop on. Make sure it's the one actually going to my destination
Trying to ignore your friend laughing psychotically and then screaming while holding his head, you politely wait for the bus. However, you are getting a very bad feeling that it isn't coming...
House LayoutGatleos
Luck: Worrying.
Inventory:
Pay-As-You-Go Phone (30 Minutes Left)
Business Casual Clothing
Skateboard
Known Spells: Elemental Summoning
Location: Lissadel Avenue (Bus Stop)
Norton Mackdaddy
Luck: Good.
Inventory:
Pay-As-You-Go Phone (30 Minutes Left)
T-shirt and Jeans
Bright Pink (And Dried Green/Yellow Vomit Stained) Suit Jacket
Known Spells: Alter Time
Location: Front
Nathan
Luck: Good.
Inventory:
Pay-As-You-Go Phone (30 Minutes Left)
Tuxedo
Cheap Cologne
Wallet (€15)
Spell: Read Mind
Location: Benbulbin Road
Derm der dermy Derm
Luck: Good.
Inventory:
Pay-As-You-Go Phone (30 Minutes Left)
Bedclothes
Toothbrush
Spell: Summon Entity
Status Effects: Injured (-1 to agility tasks)
Location: Front
Herman Kropp
Luck: Good.
Inventory:
Pay-As-You-Go Phone (30 Minutes Left)
Snazzy Suit
Toothbrush
Spell: Summon Entity
Location: Lissadel Avenue (Bus Stop)
Helen Gorbachev
Luck: Good.
Inventory:
Pay-As-You-Go Phone (30 Minutes Left)
Militant Outfit
Spell: Read Mind
Location: Upstairs Bathroom