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Author Topic: It's time to stand up and say I'm proud to be a Vampire American!  (Read 3138 times)

CaptainMcClellan

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Re: It's time to stand up and say I'm proud to be a Vampire American!
« Reply #15 on: May 21, 2014, 08:49:13 am »

One does not simply choose to be a vampire. It's in one's blood, pumping through our cold hearts beating out like a drum calling all Vampire Americans to excellence. You not-vampires wouldn't understand. Vampire Pride!
Hey, wait a minute... I'm fairly certain there's another group that says things very similar to that... Do your hearts even beat?
As often as necessary to avoid suspicion. However our hearts don't need to bother wearing themselves out like your silly hearts that beat themselves to death after only seventy short years. ( And I don't know what you're talking about, what "other group"? )

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Re: It's time to stand up and say I'm proud to be a Vampire American!
« Reply #16 on: May 21, 2014, 08:53:24 am »

So, if I said, "walk in the park at noon without a cloud in the sky"....?
("One doesn't choose" "You non-[insert any group here] wouldn't understand". Basically, any "group". Incluuuuding emos.  ;) )
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CaptainMcClellan

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Re: It's time to stand up and say I'm proud to be a Vampire American!
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2014, 08:55:57 am »

I would say, get your parasol and sunscreen Nancy, we're goin' for a fuggin' walk in the park!
( How dare you sir! Comparing us to our primary food source! How would you like it if I told you that you were a chicken sandwich hamburger! )

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Re: It's time to stand up and say I'm proud to be a Vampire American!
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2014, 08:58:17 am »

My name isn't Nancy! Where are these friggin' parenthesis coming from? And if I was a chicken sandwich hamburger, I wouldn't be able to think.
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CaptainMcClellan

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Re: It's time to stand up and say I'm proud to be a Vampire American!
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2014, 08:59:14 am »

Exactly, and if I was an emo I wouldn't be able to think!

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Re: It's time to stand up and say I'm proud to be a Vampire American!
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2014, 03:22:28 pm »

So no change to made then.
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CaptainMcClellan

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Re: It's time to stand up and say I'm proud to be a Vampire American!
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2014, 03:26:31 pm »

What?

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Re: It's time to stand up and say I'm proud to be a Vampire American!
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2014, 03:36:35 pm »

Follow McClellan.
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Re: It's time to stand up and say I'm proud to be a Vampire American!
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2014, 03:49:08 pm »

Werewolves 4 life!
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Re: It's time to stand up and say I'm proud to be a Vampire American!
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2014, 04:10:33 pm »

Follow McClellan.
(( There aren't commands in this game, just discussion. ))

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Re: It's time to stand up and say I'm proud to be a Vampire American!
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2014, 04:54:15 pm »

What are you talking about yabbering internet person?

(( XD Lol, you got me pretty good with that. ))

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Re: It's time to stand up and say I'm proud to be a Vampire American!
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2014, 05:37:23 pm »

I have been wondering about something why is their no vampire nation?
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: It's time to stand up and say I'm proud to be a Vampire American!
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2014, 06:44:17 pm »

You sick viggers best back off my country!
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Re: It's time to stand up and say I'm proud to be a Vampire American!
« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2014, 06:45:22 pm »

Where can I get some apple juice?! Why are all of you here?! Where are we?!!!
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