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[CaptainMcClellan]

Read This article to learn more about our glorious culture! Talk about what being a Vampire American means to you!

[Lyeos]

... CMC, first of all, does this thread even have a purpose?

Second of all, does it belong on this board?

Third of all, when is this gonna turn into a game about Vampires in America? And can I reserve a spot?*

Fourth of all... Why the heck didn't I get a giant letter filled to the brim with fan mail? 

*As a Malkavian?

[Prophet]

((What kind of game is this?))

[Yourmaster]

((What kind of game is this?))

VIGGER

[CaptainMcClellan]

(( Ummm... it kinda has a purpose. And it's supposed to be a roleplay as Vampire American characters. And you already have your spot reserved, so get to going! Stand up and show your Vampire American pride! And also, this is supposed to play out like an in-character ethnic pride thing, just like randomly occurs in other places in the internet/real life for no apparent reason all. It's part spoof, part something I did on a lark because I was bored, and part to share something hilarious I read on Uncyclopedia in a creative way. Just go with it. It's not meant to be super-serious, although I'd prefer very minimal OOC for once. ))

((What kind of game is this?))

VIGGER

Well, well, well... I see we already have our first ignorant rube. Sir, I take offense to such horrendous racial slurs!

[3man75]

((What kind of game is this?))

VIGGER

I will legislate to have suspected biggest be put behind bars!

To town square!!

[CaptainMcClellan]

((What kind of game is this?))

VIGGER

I will legislate to have suspected biggest be put behind bars!

To town square!!

,,, Who's side are you on?

[3man75]

((What kind of game is this?))

VIGGER

I will legislate to have suspected viggers be put behind bars!

To town square!!

,,, Who's side are you on?

Anti vampire. But I'm also a mayor/in power politician...y'all gorz trable now!

[Prophet]

Well I'll be on the vampire's side. ((Do we need to create a character or is this like cheesistan?))

[CaptainMcClellan]

Well I'll be on the vampire's side. ((Do we need to create a character or is this like cheesistan?))

(( It's kinda like Cheesistan, except with a one character limit. Also, this isn't like a battle or anything epic. It's just a mockery of online yappity-yap and flame wars. Note: fake flame wars. Please no actual fighting or flaming, and only in-character trolling. ))

[Harbingerjm]

I laugh at puny country full of filthy leech man thing. In glorious country of pain, filthy leech man thing try to enter country and is bite by glorious friendly neighbourhood spidermanoverlord.

[scapheap]

Damn it! I'm a British werewolf so I guess I just drink tea at the moon.

[Lyeos]

Wh... Why am I even here? I'm a not a vampire...

...

Not that there's anything wrong with being one! If that's what you want to do with your life, then it's your choice!

[CaptainMcClellan]

Not that there's anything wrong with being one! If that's what you want to do with your life, then it's your choice!

One does not simply choose to be a vampire. It's in one's blood, pumping through our cold hearts beating out like a drum calling all Vampire Americans to excellence. You not-vampires wouldn't understand. Vampire Pride!

[Lyeos]

One does not simply choose to be a vampire. It's in one's blood, pumping through our cold hearts beating out like a drum calling all Vampire Americans to excellence. You not-vampires wouldn't understand. Vampire Pride!

Hey, wait a minute... I'm fairly certain there's another group that says things very similar to that... Do your hearts even beat?