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[Parsely]

Examine the hallway. Walk North with caution, spear at the ready. Check the door ahead but leave the latch alone for now.

Logan calls back into the room without turning. Are you guys okay in there?

[~Neri]

Yesh I am currently.

[Parsely]

Oh good. So the bones didn't animate, kill all of you, steal your vocal cords and is currently imitating your voices? Cha. Right. Not gonna fall for that. Skele. Logan pretends to ignore the skele.

[~Neri]

.. No, I don't think it has yet. I am about to throw a stool at the skeleton though.

[Parsely]

I'll never fall for your tricks, bony one.

[~Neri]

Have fun with that. I maaay have to lick you later because of this.

[Parsely]

Nice try. Skeletons don't have tongues. Logan taps his cranium knowingly.

[~Neri]

So, if I am a skeleton, then how am I speaking in perfectly enunciated words? Also how can I make this noise? Niro begins making wet slurping noises.

[Parsely]

Dubbing. Logan taps his head knowingly.

[~Neri]

... Dubbing? What? What does that even mean?

[Parsely]

Its a very common enchantment. You place someone else's voice over the target. Liches and other intelligent undead do it to to blend in, and spies can cover their faces and pass as someone else. I'm surprised you've never heard of it. But then you are just a brainless skele.

[~Neri]

Well then how exactly am I talking if I ish a brainless skeleton? Do you want me to list off the colors of the blankie you sleep with?

[sjm9876]

Aaron coughs.

'Skele or no, we have a slightly bigger decision in the form of the fact that we've got two doors here. Anyone got a spare copper to flip?'

[~Neri]

In theory, if we were skeletons, couldn't we just like I don't know.. Use our finger or something and spin it? But since we aren't we could always lick the doors and see which tastes better.

[Harbingerjm]

"You can go ahead and do that. Myself, I'm going to not."
Take the box.