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Author Topic: Small time vigilante (Possessed by Michael Clarke Duncan)  (Read 4828 times)

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Re: Small time vigilante (Fighting one mook and somehow failing.)
« Reply #60 on: May 23, 2014, 02:29:03 pm »
Try to create a small void inside Blackguard's weapon, making it unusable for shooting.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
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Re: Small time vigilante (Fighting one mook and somehow failing.)
« Reply #61 on: May 23, 2014, 02:46:00 pm »
"N-no, but it was totally fucking worth it."
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Re: Small time vigilante (Fighting one mook and somehow failing.)
« Reply #62 on: May 23, 2014, 04:47:03 pm »
"Ow, ow, fuck! Okay, okay, let's think about this reasonably... How are you so sure I'm a vigilante?"
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Re: Small time vigilante (Fighting one mook and somehow failing.)
« Reply #63 on: May 23, 2014, 04:49:56 pm »
Quote from: Sentient Bowtie on May 23, 2014, 02:46:00 pm
"N-no, but it was totally fucking worth it."
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Re: Small time vigilante (Fighting one mook and somehow failing.)
« Reply #64 on: May 23, 2014, 04:50:18 pm »
Blackguard sighs and turns you to look at the area where the thug was. It has obviously stolen goods around it.
"You just killed that guy. You're either a reckless vigilante or straight up insane. So killing you either way is a good idea."
Blackguard's eyes flash green when she says kill. Odd, normally they flash red.
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Re: Small time vigilante (Fighting one mook and somehow failing.)
« Reply #65 on: May 23, 2014, 04:51:59 pm »
"Prove I killed that guy. And I mean prove it as if you're up on court for the murder of a witness to another murder due to an ill-informed and ironic mistake. The guy was shot, and if you search me I doubt you're going to find a weapon on me. I hardly picked up a bullet and threw it at his head. If you kill me, then you're no better then the person you're accusing me of being."
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Re: Small time vigilante (Fighting one mook and somehow failing.)
« Reply #66 on: May 23, 2014, 04:52:17 pm »
"But, if you don't kill me, you have a skilled ally ."
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Re: Small time vigilante (Fighting one mook and somehow failing.)
« Reply #67 on: May 23, 2014, 04:54:48 pm »
Blackguard points to a security camera in response to the first statement.

She gives you a deadpan look at the second.
"Eye candy? Yes. Skilled? No. I watched that fight. He's just a mook you know."
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Re: Small time vigilante (Fighting one mook and somehow failing.)
« Reply #68 on: May 23, 2014, 05:00:01 pm »
"But, if you don't kill me, you have a personal assistant."
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Re: Small time vigilante (Fighting one mook and somehow failing.)
« Reply #69 on: May 23, 2014, 05:00:57 pm »
"And if you kill me, it's on camera."
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Re: Small time vigilante (Fighting one mook and somehow failing.)
« Reply #70 on: May 23, 2014, 05:08:38 pm »
"If I don't kill you Pally will kill me. And we both know who comes first here... So let me get at your neck..."
Blackguard pulls your hood to the side and licks along your neck in a way that may or may not have been a personal fantasy of yours for a very long time. And then she bites in ending you life quickly.
You black out.

You see a light... Just kidding. You hear a voice in the dark. It's very deep and makes you think of a large black man.

"Ha ha ha!~ I'm finally out. And good for you that you have the particular traits to hold me without becoming a mindless slave! I'm what you call, The Bug. Not very nice but better than being called a parasite... though I'm more of a symbiot than a parasite..."

You feel as though you have time to interupt his ramblings now.
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Re: Small time vigilante (Fighting one mook and somehow failing.)
« Reply #71 on: May 23, 2014, 05:15:31 pm »
Michael Clarke Duncan?! I thought you were dead! Loved you in the Green Mile by the way.

Why. Why would you guys directly provoke the extremely powerful superhero by insulting her and then trying to convince her that her actions were not righteous.
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Re: Small time vigilante (Fighting one mook and somehow failing.)
« Reply #72 on: May 23, 2014, 06:29:08 pm »
She was probably going to kill us anyway, I was just trying to appeal to her sense of reason. I didn't support the insults myself but I don't believe in -1s and besides, it's not like it made much of a difference.
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Re: Small time vigilante (Possessed by Michael Clarke Duncan)
« Reply #73 on: May 23, 2014, 06:49:47 pm »
It certainly didn't help. And what's wrong with -1's?
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Re: Small time vigilante (Possessed by Michael Clarke Duncan)
« Reply #74 on: May 23, 2014, 06:51:34 pm »
I'm not sure if anything would have. And I guess GWG kinda turned me off them. I might get back onto them at some point.
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