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John Doe:  Human motion detector.

Hank Green:  Strongman

Lance Pointe:  Holy man.

Vech:  Psycho

[Fniff]

Does superspeed include superreflexes, and is cure critical wounds instant or does it take time? If so, how long?

[kj1225]

Yes.

And Cure critical works like it does in D&D.

[Parsely]

I still support my action. Does it matter what her powers are? I think it's pretty clear we can't fight her, and all that matters right now is talking her out of turning us in.

[Fniff]

Well, I was planning on getting the gun out and shooting her in the gut while we speak. However, super-reflexes hamper that. Perhaps we could open a portal in her gut then let the gun appear, then make our escape as she writhes around in agony? She'll be fine later and if we change our mask she won't recognize us if we ever become a proper superhero.

[Parsely]

The hole wouldn't hurt her.

[kj1225]

I will point out that her stomach isn't that flat and the portals won't hurt without (plot). Besides, this is going to lead up to the reveal of two game mechanics and I don't want to pull GM bullshit to do so.

[Fniff]

Well, I was thinking that the gun would tumble out and be lodged inside her internal organs which would be very, very painful. However, I'm not quite certain of the mechanics of the superpower at work. The only way my idea would work was if the dimension was high pressure resulting in the contents being blown out, but I think you have to reach in to get items so I could be wrong. If only, killing people by sticking random objects in their heads seems both gruesome and unique.

Anyway, I'll keep my psychopathic ideas to myself, then.

[kj1225]

Well if you somehow get cold powers and improve the portal to include refrigeration... Not a lot they can do to prevent that brain freeze. So anything else I need to do before I post the next update?

[Funk]

Ok lets hide the gun in hammer space and use it escape later.

[kj1225]

Lance doesn't struggle as he is lifted up. He frowns. Aren't you a vigilante too? I'm very familiar with your work. Since when did you start playing by the rules Blackguard? There's a reason I didn't bother trying to capture that guy without hurting him. The same reason why you shot me in the leg instead of just taking me down. You're obviously strong enough.. He crosses his arms.

(Going on this as this is the only one you can actually do at the moment.)

Blackgaurd rolls her eyes.
"Look, I would let you go since you're making my job slightly easier but Pally can find me just based on my aura. And he insists that I follow his honor code or I loose my rights to even leave the base. Understand? He has me by the balls here."

[SOLDIER First]

"You don't have any balls."

[Fniff]

"You don't have any balls."

That, but longer and more polite.

[SaberToothTiger]

"You don't have any balls."

That, but longer and more polite.

+1

[SOLDIER First]

"Excuse me, Miss Blackguard, but it appears you lack the reproductive organs required to make such a statement."

[kj1225]

Blackguard stares at you before taking one of your arms and breaking them. It hurts a lot.
"Would you like to try that again?"