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[Sudurandom]

Foolsbane

When called this sword will leave it's scabbard and fly quickly toward it's owner... point first.

[NAV]

Not actually a bad weapon if you are wearing full plate armour. If you are fighting someone it will stab them in the back on the way to you.

[TalonisWolf]

Not actually a bad weapon if you are wearing full plate armour. If you are fighting someone it will stab them in the back on the way to you.

...so you'd be using it like a boomerang? That sounds kinda awesome, but it also sounds like a sword version of Mjolnir from the Avengers. So, actually, more awesome really.

[Detoxicated]

This butter knife turns anything it cuts in half into marmelade.

[deathpunch578]

Sinking cap: Causes whatever the wearer is standing on to sink(Lower) on the point the wearer is standing with equal force as though the wearer weighed thirty tons.

...I'd imagine that stepping on someone's chest while you're wearing these would be lethal?

by that point you would just go through them, more than likely killing them instantly (possibly bisected)

[FallacyofUrist]

Arrow of Un-undeath: When an undead creature is shot in a way that would be fatal to its living self with this arrow, the arrow vanishes and the undead creature is returned to life.

Trick Arrow: When this arrow is fired, its arrowhead vanishes.

Cat Climbing Claws: These gloves have retractable claws in them that can be extended and retracted by the wearer. The wearer becomes supernaturally competent at climbing while the claws are extended and the gloves are worn... but only while climbing upwards.

[King Zultan]

The Taco of Ultimate delicious: It is the best tasting taco ever made and people would kill to eat it but they can't because as soon as you try to eat it, it moves away form you, so it can forever haunt you.

[VoidSlayer]

The Taco of Ultimate delicious: It is the best tasting taco ever made and people would kill to eat it but they can't because as soon as you try to eat it, it moves away form you, so it can forever haunt you.

An excellent siege weapon!

[NAV]

The sword of legendary parrying and the shield of legendary shieldbashing: Wielding them together leads to an unconventional but highly effective fighting style.

[Blood_Librarian]

Mud Bud

A inflatible waist duck that helps the wearer manuver mud.

[GigaGiant]

Tired Toad Toy
A toy resembling a sleeping toad. If it it placed underneath your pillow when you sleep, your snoring will resemble a toad's croaks.

Cutlass of Cut-less
The top half of this cutlass is intangible.

Hide and Seek Mask
While worn, the wearer becomes incapable of losing a game of Hide and Seek.

[KittyTac]

Tired Toad Toy
A toy resembling a sleeping toad. If it it placed underneath your pillow when you sleep, your snoring will resemble a toad's croaks.

As a side effect, does it make you develop fantasy life simulations?

[wierd]

Swearing soap:

This stuff is the result of a child alchemical prodigy, who tired of his overbearing mother's incessant washing of mouths when he would occasionally make a swear word.
Works just like ordinary soap, looks like ordinary soap, even tastes like ordinary soap. However, unlike ordinary soap, it causes tourrete syndrome like bouts of uncontrollable swearing when even a tiny amount of it is ingested.

The folktale says the child's mother used the same soap to do the dishes as she used for all other things, and so, by substituting this special bar of soap in the kitchen, he was able to get all the dishes in the house slightly contaminated, resulting in prolific, (and highly reinforced, due to the subsequent mouth-washings) and incessant swearing by the whole family, the overbearing mother included, ultimately resulting in the total discontinuation of any further mouth washings.

[overseer05-15]

Tired Toad Toy
A toy resembling a sleeping toad. If it it placed underneath your pillow when you sleep, your snoring will resemble a toad's croaks.

As a side effect, does it make you develop fantasy life simulations?

Only if you lick it

[FallacyofUrist]

Hide and Seek Mask
While worn, the wearer becomes incapable of losing a game of Hide and Seek.

This could be extremely useful.

Assassin: "We are now playing hide and seek! I'll hide, you seek!" *vanishes*
Dead King's Guards: "Well shoot."