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[Maximum Spin]

Io Stream: A stream that turns anything it touches into a cow.

[crazyabe]

I/O Steam: A Scalding steam that can be used to put things in a Cloud.

[Egan_BW]

'lo Stream:
A stream that says hello when you put things into it.

[NAV]

Ho stream:
A stream that lets anything be put in it.
(I'm sorry)

[Maximum Spin]

Europa Stream: A stream that may only be touched by cows.

[Whisperling]

Io Stream: Instantly transports anything put in to one of Jupiter's moons.

[crazyabe]

Ow Stream: Hurts anyone who bathes in it without causing any physical harm.

[FallacyofUrist]

Anti-Stream Wards: A set of magical spikes. When planted in the ground, the shape they inscribe generates an anti-stream magic field. No stream magic works within it.

[Maximum Spin]

Anti-Dung Stream: A stream that can be redirected through any nearby stables to clean them within a single day.

[Puppyguard]

I thought this was bizarre magical items, not bizarre magical places?

[Maximum Spin]

My streams are all meant to be items that you can pick up, put in a bag, and move around, then release where needed. (Note: picking up some of them may have ramifications for your current cow status)

Can't vouch for anyone else.

[TalonisWolf]

D'oh! Ornerous Oblivion Machine (D.O.O.M): A device specifically designed to rend any would-be inventors of new streaming devices, atom by atom, over several thousand millennia. It looks like a crude, yellow statue depicting a bald and fat man drinking on some sort of couch, with a glowing green object tucked into the waistline of his pants.

[Egan_BW]

Intrest:
This is a simple silver coin which creates an exact copy of itself once every second, which will then start making it's own copies. If any of the coins are melted down or otherwise stop being coins, they lose the magical effect and become inert silver. Side effects of this item may include making silver valueless.

[GiglameshDespair]

Intrest:
This is a simple silver coin which creates an exact copy of itself once every second, which will then start making it's own copies. If any of the coins are melted down or otherwise stop being coins, they lose the magical effect and become inert silver. Side effects of this item may include making silver valueless.

Silver will technically become valueless as everyone who values it (as well as everyone who doesn't) is crushed beneath an unstoppable wave of exponentially multiplying silver coins.

[NAV]

The only way to save us from the silver goo is to nuke it from orbit.