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[birdy51]

True North - A magical compass that always shows where you want to go, but picks obtrusively long or dangerous paths to get there.

[hops]

bug spray

This position is dispersed as an aerosol , and attracts bugs.

Greater Bug Spray: Spray out assorted bugs.

[OceanSoul]

bug spray

This position is dispersed as an aerosol , and attracts bugs.

Greater Bug Spray: Spray out assorted bugs.

Grater Bug Spray: Attracts bugs wielding graters. Mostly cheese graters. Yes, they're big enough to wield them.

[Puppyguard]

bug spray

This position is dispersed as an aerosol , and attracts bugs.

Greater Bug Spray: Spray out assorted bugs.

Grater Bug Spray: Attracts bugs wielding graters. Mostly cheese graters. Yes, they're big enough to wield them.

Greater Bag Spray: Sprays bugsized bags.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Grand nasal staff :  A blast from the grand nasal staff randomly modifies the nose shape and structure, if any but it's a blast, the one operating the staff develops an itch that can't easily be scratched each time the item is used.

Looks like a stick with a pink plastic nose glued to it.

[helmacon]

Straw of holding

An unassuming plastic straw. It is actualy several hundred times its length on the inside. (it takes a long time to drink anything with it.)

[GigaGiant]

Bowl of Emptiness
A bowl that can hold an infinite amount of soup.  Soup cannot be retrieved once placed inside.

[King Zultan]

Paper clip of holding: A paper clip that can hold a large amount of things.
Crowbar of Locking: Looks like a regular crowbar but it locks all doors within five feet of it and can't actually be used to open locked doors or any thing.
Bag of Infinite Pants: It contains an infinite supply of pants that are to small for any one to ever put on, no matter who tries them on.

[hops]

Bowl of Emptiness
A bowl that can hold an infinite amount of soup.  Soup cannot be retrieved once placed inside.

Throw it in the ocean, watch the resulting fallout.

[wierd]

While some variants of hot and sour soup might taste a bit like ocean water, ocean water most certainly is not SOUP.

[hops]

While some variants of hot and sour soup might taste a bit like ocean water, ocean water most certainly is not SOUP.

But it has dead animals in it and is salty.

[overseer05-15]

bug spray

This position is dispersed as an aerosol , and attracts bugs.

Greater Bug Spray: Spray out assorted bugs.

Grater Bug Spray: Attracts bugs wielding graters. Mostly cheese graters. Yes, they're big enough to wield them.

Greater Bag Spray: Sprays bugsized bags.

Greater Spray Bug: large, roachlike insect that sprays assorted other bugs when threatened.

[hops]

bug spray

This position is dispersed as an aerosol , and attracts bugs.

Greater Bug Spray: Spray out assorted bugs.

Grater Bug Spray: Attracts bugs wielding graters. Mostly cheese graters. Yes, they're big enough to wield them.

Greater Bag Spray: Sprays bugsized bags.

Greater Spray Bug: large, roachlike insect that sprays assorted other bugs when threatened.

Bug Spray of Spray Spray Bugs: A spray that spray out bugs that spray out Greater Bug Sprays that spray out Greater Spray Bugs. May have been created in a thaumaturgical accident of epic proportions.

[Ozarck]

Mousetrap: You roll your dice, you move your mice. A convoluted trapping system for rodents, which has to be assembled and activated via die roll.

[FallacyofUrist]

Pouch of Infinite Black Widows: A bigger-on-the-inside pouch full of infinite female black widow spiders. Thankfully has a drawstring.

Magic Fer Newbs Textbook: A textbook that will teach the reader a variety of prank spells if read upside down.