Official Seal of Quality: once used on an item, the Official Seal of Quality will make it appear to be of better quality in all respects than it should by all rights be. If used on low-quality products too often, begins to lose power.
Communique of Importance: this sealed and stamped letter, when raised above one's head while running, will cause any and all guards on the way to step aside to make way so that it may be delivered. When delivered to somebody, becomes permanently mundane.
Curtains of Infinite Moths: these curtains are magically enchanted to conjure infinite amounts of moths that fly in every direction when it is touched, disturbed or otherwise manipulated.
The Revolving Door: this door is known for its ability to trap an individual for up to three hours in its confounding mechanism, only to release them on the same side they entered from!
Cloak of Nesting: when worn, the magical pins on the sides of this sizable cloak allows a person to wear two more cloaks! Can stack if more Cloaks of Nesting are used with it. Warning - does not affect the volume or weight of cloaks worn.
Bread of Corruption: when tasted, this bread afflicts the wearer with the insatiable urge to make a sandwich out of it and the flesh of three innocents. Reputed to be quite tasty that way, though.