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[Ozarck]

Helm of disturbing daydreams. Wear this, and ponder dancing pickles which eat spiders and smell of pine nuts.
The Heavy Steel Bar of Unencumbrance. Reduces encumbrance by a few pounds. Is quite heavy.
The Klein Bottle . Whatever is poured into it finds itself on the outside. Can potentially trap objects that are outside of it within it's infinite interior.
Bra of innapropriate unbinding. The knot comes undone at the most awkward of times. Remains securely fastened when the wearer desires to have it off.

[Ozarck]

Cloak of disco dance: This item makes the wearer start dancing and singing at the most inappropriate times, will always make crowds join in.
like this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ7tn3r8ro0

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Sword of Cleaver-cutting: A sword that is only able to damage cleavers.
Axe of Decapitation: An axe that decapitates the wielder.

[Empiricist]

VORPAL Sword: A sword possessing a grand enchantment allowing it to predict the dynamics of electromagnetic systems, plasmas, and rarefied as well as dense gases.

[Ozarck]

The Holey Grail: This item is a golden cup. Any drink from it completely restores the user's power and grants immorality. However, it is full of holes and cannot be drunken from. Patching the holes turns out into a normal cup.

Let's spice this one up a bit.
The Holey Grail: This item is a golden cup. Any drink from it completely restores the user's power and grants immorality. However, it is full of holes and cannot be drunken from. Patching the holes turns out into a normal cup.

[hops]

The Philosophoraptor's Stone: A magical stone that can be used to brew the Elixir of Immorality.

Elixir of Immorality: Makes the person who drink from it become permanently immoral and unable to be Good.

[PTDfun]

Wand of Shrubbery Upon use a shrubbery is planted at a designated location within visage of the user. The shrubbery is hedged so well that even The Knights Who Say "Ni!" would be delighted by it. (single use)

The Emperor's New Clothes A full set of clothes that reform themselves as new, and in the form of local royal garb, each day. The garments are invisible and cause the wearer to appear naked.

Cart of Goat Teeth A small metal cart which consumes plant matter beneath it and throws the shredded remains out into the surrounding air.

No-Girls-Allowed Club A wooden club with a magic barrier preventing all but male children from coming within 20 feet. It can only be picked up by someone knowing "the password", which is a phrase too simple for all but the childish of minds to remember.

Orb of Nothing A perfectly spherical orb weighing 1 oz, which does not exist.

Tome of ESL A leather bound book. Teaches the user to speak, understand, read, and write English (a language neither read nor spoken on any known plane). It is written in English.

(Given the above, I couldn't resist this last one)

Comprehensive Rulebook A tome giving the user awareness of higher beings and insight into the fundamental structure of the universe. It is written in English.

[Empiricist]

Philosopher's Stone: A stone which allows the transmutation of lead into gold. By forcing the user to contemplate the universe and whatnot until they develop a philosophy in which they can consider lead to be gold. Which tends to be solipsism.

[blazing glory]

Wand of Shrubbery Upon use a shrubbery is planted at a designated location within visage of the user. The shrubbery is hedged so well that even The Knights Who Say "Ni!" would be delighted by it. (single use)

Herring of tree cutting:A herring that causes the user to be compelled to fall the mightiest tree with it.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Wand of Poking A wand that when the user attempts to cast a spell, creates the sensation of being poked in the area of the body the wand is pointed at.

Cape of Manliness A red cape that when worn, forces the wearer to don strangely-shaped shades, shout at people demanding them to tell them who they think they are and spout vaguely-sensical speeches about manhood. And wander around with no shirt.

[JackOSpades]

  Shoes of Discomfort cursed no matter the size of the feet of the person who wears these shoes they magically adjust themselves to be one size too small.

  Cornucopia of the East a magical horn filled with an endless amount of food, however no matter how much food you consume out of the Cornucopia you are starving again in an hour.

 Philosopher's Stone a non magical stone formed in the kidney of a Philosopher, semi-rare alchemy ingredient. :p

 Book of Literacy Confers the ability to read upon anyone who reads this book, no affect on beings unable to read the book.

[Ozarck]

Ring of distraction. Whenever the wearer - oh, hey! A ring!

Girdle of Farting. Produces a random fart effect (sound, smell, a puff of air comically blowing the wearer's coattails upward ...) anytime the wearer does an action requiring concentration.

The Ancient Hag of Folk Wisdom. When summoned, provides a random selection of folk wisdom in the form of an anecdote, parable, fable, proverb, pithy saying, story (rambling), scolding, or nattering. May also smile toothlessly.

[SirAaronIII]

Candle of Eternity: This legendary candle will last forever!... as long as you don't light it.

[Harry Baldman]

Sphere of Interesting Facts: when asked a question, will answer with an entertaining lie that accounts for many of the facts of the matter!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Wand of Poking A wand that when the user attempts to cast a spell, creates the sensation of being poked in the area of the body the wand is pointed at.

Cape of Manliness A red cape that when worn, forces the wearer to don strangely-shaped shades, shout at people demanding them to tell them who they think they are and spout vaguely-sensical speeches about manhood. And wander around with no shirt.

I see what you did there.