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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #45 on: May 18, 2014, 05:24:40 am »

Dagger of sharpness: This dagger sharp enough to cut through even the strongest steels effortlessly and is sharp every where, don't question it
mace of lightness: This mace is lighter than air
ring of stoneskin
pebble of minor annoyance: When thrown causes target to be slightly annoyed
arrow of dodging: Has a one hundred percent dodge chance
ring of fire:causes the wearer to burn
sword of ice: It's a sword made of ice
torch of burning
staff of lightning: has a small chance of being hit with lightning during a storm
potion of many limbs:turns the user into a tree
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #46 on: May 18, 2014, 05:31:57 am »

I really like the last one.

Chair of Self Destruction. (After it is sat in exactly 8 times, the chair falls apart.) ((+5 Kevak points to anyone who can figure out where I'm getting the idea from.))
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #47 on: May 18, 2014, 05:42:04 am »

Ring of Wall Walking - a ring capable of  allowing the wearer of passing through solid surfaces such as walls, floors and doors. Said ability does not apply to the ring itself. Possibly also extendible to some kind of water walking device, say the "amulet of water walking", which would probably choke you quite well.



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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #48 on: May 18, 2014, 06:19:49 am »

Bag of overflowing:Will make all items come back out again if you put them in the bag.
Cursed ring of weightlessness:You'll float away into the atmosphere.
Bag of awesome:It's a really awesome bag,upon seeing it a person will stop what their doing (like keeping a portal stable or numerous other disasters.) to comment how awesome it is.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #49 on: May 18, 2014, 06:24:01 am »

Seven leagues Boots: Warning: Prototype, we are still working on the problem that arises when one foot is seven leagues away from the other.

Air warding ring: keep all air away from oneself.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #50 on: May 18, 2014, 06:26:09 am »

The book of Words: When the book is opened lines from other different books are chanted from the book, whether it be Shakespeare, book of fireball, cultist demon summonning death chants, or Ducks in Muck (Yes that's a real book)
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #51 on: May 18, 2014, 06:29:42 am »

Bag of teleportation:When turned inside out causes the universe to teleport into the bag.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #52 on: May 18, 2014, 06:42:38 am »

Shield of cleansing:It cleans itself.
Sword of thunderstorms:No matter what,it will always cause severe thunder storms around the user,even if they are indoors.
Gloves of thumb war:Will cause your thumbs to war with each other.
Potion of eternal drinking:So far every user has been found drowned.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #53 on: May 18, 2014, 08:10:29 am »

Seal of Arguments - This ring makes everything you say extremely inflammatory to everyone who hears it.
Sometimes, I wonder if someone slipped that onto me without my knowledge.

Potion of Self-Revival - A potion that revives the drinker if the drinker made a conscious action to drink it after they die. Does not work on undead creatures.
Come on, don't slap on a blatant patch just to make sure it never does anything. That's unsportsmanlike.

+3 Shocking Grasp Rapier: My brother actually asked for this one in a game (on accident). I was about to give it to him before another player pointed out how I would interpret his gaffe.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #54 on: May 18, 2014, 11:26:51 pm »

Potion of Self-Revival - A potion that revives the drinker if the drinker made a conscious action to drink it after they die. Does not work on undead creatures.
Come on, don't slap on a blatant patch just to make sure it never does anything. That's unsportsmanlike.

But if it works it'd just be a Potion of Disintegration towards undeads. I mean, undeads are... well. Dead.  :P

Bag of Nearly Everything - An ordinary-looking bag that can contain nearly everything in the universe if you pulled it inside-out!  :P

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Cursed Cap of Hearing - A cap that allows the wearer to hear everything going on in the universe. All the time.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #55 on: May 18, 2014, 11:41:00 pm »

Bag of Holding Bag of Holding: A bag of holding for holding all your bags of holding.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #56 on: May 19, 2014, 12:02:23 am »

Ring of Wall Walking - a ring capable of  allowing the wearer of passing through solid surfaces such as walls, floors and doors. Said ability does not apply to the ring itself. Possibly also extendible to some kind of water walking device, say the "amulet of water walking", which would probably choke you quite well.
Better: the amulet can water walk. You can't.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #57 on: May 19, 2014, 12:07:18 am »

gauntlets of paralyzing touch
claymore of increase great axe damage
cart of shopping
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #58 on: May 19, 2014, 12:07:56 am »

Bag of Everything - AKA the universe.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #59 on: May 19, 2014, 12:10:18 am »

Hammer of Chopping
Cloak of Back Pain
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