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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2014, 11:02:57 pm »

Ring of Sexiness - A ring that make the wearer sexually attractive to anything that the wearer isn't attracted to. Doesn't not work if the affected was asexual.
Technically, this is quite useful if you needed it. You'd have to take one for the team, but it would make you a great negotiator, especially if the wearer is asexual.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2014, 11:04:19 pm »

Spoon of Nonholding: A wooden spoon that flings anything scooped with it at the user.
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« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2014, 11:08:25 pm »

Spoon of Nonholding: A wooden spoon that flings anything scooped with it at the user.
Perfect for infomercials!
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« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2014, 11:10:51 pm »

Lance of Apollonius: A powerful lance that will continuously approach it's target yet never reach them.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2014, 11:12:59 pm »

Ring of Sexiness - A ring that make the wearer sexually attractive to anything that the wearer isn't attracted to. Doesn't not work if the affected was asexual.
Technically, this is quite useful if you needed it. You'd have to take one for the team, but it would make you a great negotiator, especially if the wearer is asexual.
Well, I suppose it'd be different if the ring was cursed as well.
Also it'd affect the PCs. (And might break reality if the wearer looked into the mirror)
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« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2014, 11:15:18 pm »

Lance of Apollonius: A powerful lance that will continuously approach it's target yet never reach them.
Should have named this the Lance of Zeno.
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« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2014, 11:15:38 pm »

Bag of Hunger: A bag that eats all food items placed inside, but is only triggered when the user is hungry.
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« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2014, 11:15:59 pm »

Ring of Sexiness - A ring that make the wearer sexually attractive to anything that the wearer isn't attracted to. Doesn't not work if the affected was asexual.
Technically, this is quite useful if you needed it. You'd have to take one for the team, but it would make you a great negotiator, especially if the wearer is asexual.
Well, I suppose it'd be different if the ring was cursed as well.
Also it'd affect the PCs. (And might break reality if the wearer looked into the mirror)
Imagine every living thing in the area trying to bang you at the same time, including people, animals, and bugs.
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« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2014, 11:18:42 pm »

Eldritch Blade: A greatsword forged from unspeakable materials, all damaged dealt by this weapon is multiplied by 2i, where i is equal to the square root of negative one.
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« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2014, 11:20:15 pm »

Blade of Killing - An ordinary blade that once belonged to a man named John Killing.  It is inscribed with his last name, which can never fade from its surface.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2014, 11:37:30 pm »

Ring of Sexiness - A ring that make the wearer sexually attractive to anything that the wearer isn't attracted to. Doesn't not work if the affected was asexual.
Wouldn't it logically make everything attracted to the wearer?

Ring of Sexiness - A ring that make the wearer sexually attractive to anything that the wearer isn't attracted to. Doesn't not work if the affected was asexual.
Technically, this is quite useful if you needed it. You'd have to take one for the team, but it would make you a great negotiator, especially if the wearer is asexual.
Everything is.
And, as is often the case, the devil is in the details. How sexually attractive? How do they respond? Etc.



The Shroud of Time: A cloak said to be the first and last thing to exist in the universe. It cannot be harmed. (You still can be.)
Immovable Rod: A rod that cannot be moved.
Ever-Full Wineskin: A wineskin which is always full of ditchwater. It can't be poured out very fast, but it's good enough to drink out of! If you like ditchwater.
Portable Hole: Well, portable once. Have you ever tried grabbing a hole? You'll need the Hole Crowbar to move it...
Eye of Vecna: The severed eye of an ancient lich. Legend has it that Vecna's eye bestows magical powers on anyone who makes it theirs...but this isn't as useful as it seems before you give that a careful read.
Ball of Eight Magics: A black sphere with a flat, circular pane leading into an abyss. When shaken and a question is intoned, the Ball gives an answer. It may or may not be accurate.
Figurine of Wondrous Power: A figurine of exceptionally wondrous power.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2014, 11:42:20 pm »

Ring of Sexiness - A ring that make the wearer sexually attractive to anything that the wearer isn't attracted to. Doesn't not work if the affected was asexual.
Technically, this is quite useful if you needed it. You'd have to take one for the team, but it would make you a great negotiator, especially if the wearer is asexual.
Everything is.
And, as is often the case, the devil is in the details. How sexually attractive? How do they respond? Etc.
Quite. The aim of that comment was to indirectly say that we should stop criticizing each other's magic items because it will quickly devolve into unpleasantness, especially if reciprocated.

Seal of Arguments - This ring makes everything you say extremely inflammatory to everyone who hears it.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2014, 11:45:31 pm »

Cigar of Sigismund Schlomo: Sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2014, 11:46:49 pm »

Pipe de René Magritte - An object that appears to be a smoking pipe, but is in fact, not.
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Re: Silly/Useless Magical Items
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2014, 11:49:57 pm »

Scroll of Dysmon. A scroll that gives the reader the cure to all diseases, but can only be read by someone without a disease.
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