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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #570 on: November 22, 2017, 12:10:07 pm »

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When called this sword will leave it's scabbard and fly quickly toward it's owner... point first.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #571 on: November 22, 2017, 12:22:54 pm »

Not actually a bad weapon if you are wearing full plate armour. If you are fighting someone it will stab them in the back on the way to you.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #572 on: November 23, 2017, 08:09:28 pm »

Not actually a bad weapon if you are wearing full plate armour. If you are fighting someone it will stab them in the back on the way to you.

...so you'd be using it like a boomerang? That sounds kinda awesome, but it also sounds like a sword version of Mjolnir from the Avengers. So, actually, more awesome really.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #573 on: November 23, 2017, 08:51:52 pm »

This butter knife turns anything it cuts in half into marmelade.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #574 on: November 23, 2017, 09:11:27 pm »

Sinking cap: Causes whatever the wearer is standing on to sink(Lower) on the point the wearer is standing with equal force as though the wearer weighed thirty tons.
...I'd imagine that stepping on someone's chest while you're wearing these would be lethal?
by that point you would just go through them, more than likely killing them instantly (possibly bisected)
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #575 on: November 25, 2017, 05:14:10 pm »

Arrow of Un-undeath: When an undead creature is shot in a way that would be fatal to its living self with this arrow, the arrow vanishes and the undead creature is returned to life.

Trick Arrow: When this arrow is fired, its arrowhead vanishes.

Cat Climbing Claws: These gloves have retractable claws in them that can be extended and retracted by the wearer. The wearer becomes supernaturally competent at climbing while the claws are extended and the gloves are worn... but only while climbing upwards.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #576 on: November 26, 2017, 05:06:13 am »

The Taco of Ultimate delicious: It is the best tasting taco ever made and people would kill to eat it but they can't because as soon as you try to eat it, it moves away form you, so it can forever haunt you.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #577 on: November 26, 2017, 05:22:13 am »

The Taco of Ultimate delicious: It is the best tasting taco ever made and people would kill to eat it but they can't because as soon as you try to eat it, it moves away form you, so it can forever haunt you.

An excellent siege weapon!

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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #578 on: November 26, 2017, 12:42:50 pm »

The sword of legendary parrying and the shield of legendary shieldbashing: Wielding them together leads to an unconventional but highly effective fighting style.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #579 on: November 27, 2017, 10:20:55 am »

Mud Bud

A inflatible waist duck that helps the wearer manuver mud.
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #580 on: December 04, 2017, 12:19:43 am »

Tired Toad Toy
A toy resembling a sleeping toad. If it it placed underneath your pillow when you sleep, your snoring will resemble a toad's croaks.

Cutlass of Cut-less
The top half of this cutlass is intangible.

Hide and Seek Mask
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #581 on: December 04, 2017, 02:20:02 am »

Tired Toad Toy
A toy resembling a sleeping toad. If it it placed underneath your pillow when you sleep, your snoring will resemble a toad's croaks.

As a side effect, does it make you develop fantasy life simulations?
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #582 on: December 04, 2017, 03:52:26 am »

Swearing soap:

This stuff is the result of a child alchemical prodigy, who tired of his overbearing mother's incessant washing of mouths when he would occasionally make a swear word.
Works just like ordinary soap, looks like ordinary soap, even tastes like ordinary soap. However, unlike ordinary soap, it causes tourrete syndrome like bouts of uncontrollable swearing when even a tiny amount of it is ingested.

The folktale says the child's mother used the same soap to do the dishes as she used for all other things, and so, by substituting this special bar of soap in the kitchen, he was able to get all the dishes in the house slightly contaminated, resulting in prolific, (and highly reinforced, due to the subsequent mouth-washings) and incessant swearing by the whole family, the overbearing mother included, ultimately resulting in the total discontinuation of any further mouth washings.

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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #583 on: December 05, 2017, 04:38:59 am »

Tired Toad Toy
A toy resembling a sleeping toad. If it it placed underneath your pillow when you sleep, your snoring will resemble a toad's croaks.

As a side effect, does it make you develop fantasy life simulations?

Only if you lick it
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Re: Bizarre Magical Items
« Reply #584 on: December 05, 2017, 09:37:10 am »

Hide and Seek Mask
While worn, the wearer becomes incapable of losing a game of Hide and Seek.
This could be extremely useful.

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