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[Blood_Librarian]

Bee Kneez

a stuffed Bee doll about the size of a mans fist, it buzzes, it floats, and it attempts to pollinate flowers. it is as durable as a regular stuffed doll with the exception that when it is destroyed, a thermonuclear detonation will occur with the explosive force of a ton of TNT.. Anyone caught in the blast radius will incur radiation poisoning.

[Helgoland]

thermonuclear detonation will occur with the explosive force of a ton of TNT

Actually there must be some really interesting physics going on there to make such a small nuclear blast possible.

[Paxiecrunchle]

The Hare Comb; this magical comb gives the user a great boost to agility and perception when combing hares.

[Blood_Librarian]

I'm thinking an ounce of metallic hydrogen suddenly pops into existence in a high enough density that a thermonuclear explosion occurs.

[Paxiecrunchle]

I'm thinking an ounce of metallic hydrogen suddenly pops into existence in a high enough density that a thermonuclear explosion occurs.

Why wouldn't that implode ?

[wierd]

Metallic hydrogen is above the neutron degredation pressure. Far above. Though there is evidence to suggest it is metastable (a small fraction of the material was claimed to be produced some months back, but the sample disappeared under mysterious circumstances-- but it persisted outside the diamond anvil for several hours.) but if you were to fire it through a collider, I expect it would be interesting.

[Blood_Librarian]

I'm thinking an ounce of metallic hydrogen suddenly pops into existence in a high enough density that a thermonuclear explosion occurs.

Why wouldn't that implode ?

From my basic understanding of fusion reactions, is that if enough hydrogen is in a small enough spot in a high enough energy state, they'll collide and fuse together. it may only be a couple atoms or so fusing together after some sort of process which I can't really describe or really know about at the current moment.

even if a thermonuclear reaction didnt occur and instead imploded,  it could be that enough metallic hydrogen comes into existence that when it violently returns back to gaseous form it also catches fire, resulting in a plain old regular detonation.

Also, a bizarre magical Item

The Mini Bazaar


A small pocket sized set of chalk, if a door is drawn onto a wallway, no bigger then a two thirds of a meter in height, a dimensional doorway to the Mini Bazaar is made. It is a place where miniature items that are typically sold in a Bazaar are sold. Chief among this are various spices, goods, curved swords and bone flutes. No no way, shape or form, is the user shrunk to be able to access the door, or do the inhabitants accept big currency, however the local gold craftsman will accept big currency of metal coins in return for the local(?) currency of the area, obsidian pieces.

[KittyTac]

Suspicious Cat Doll:

Appears to be a small stuffed cat, but when you pet it, it turns into a Suspicious Cat. When destroyed, turns into a dead cat. You monster.

Cursed Halloween Costume:

When worn, turns you into the thing it's based on.

Bag of Bag:

Turns anything put into it into another Bag of Bag. If a living creature is shoved in there, it has to live as a bag. Forever.

Suspicious Cat:

A seemingly regular cat that turns into a Suspicious Cat Doll when you pet it. Chance of duplicating the Suspicious Cat Doll, which leads to a catsplosion.

[MoonyTheHuman]

A Fork
This is a fork. It has unknown magical properties related to its mighty prongs. It is otherwise perfectly ordinary.
odd enough for you?

[KittyTac]

A Fork
This is a fork. It has unknown magical properties related to its mighty prongs. It is otherwise perfectly ordinary.
odd enough for you?

Well, maybe if it turned anyone stabbed with it into a fork, maybe.

[MoonyTheHuman]

A Fork
This is a fork. It has unknown magical properties related to its mighty prongs. It is otherwise perfectly ordinary.
odd enough for you?

Well, maybe if it turned anyone stabbed with it into a fork, maybe.

It's bizarre compared to everything else in this thread. In this thread, magical items are ordinary. Meta logic makes my fork bizarre

[Helgoland]

Chalk of blind windows: A shabby, battered metal etui containing several pieces of white chalk. When this chalk is used to draw a window on a wall, the user is shown an episode of what has happened, what will happen, what might happen, or what could have happened in the location he is in. It is hard to discern the nature of what one is being shown.

[Egan_BW]

Next time on / Last time on PDA

A mysterious handheld screen. Normally it remains blank, but whenever the holder reaches the end of a "episode" in their life, the screen activates and shows out of context images of the most dramatic moments of the next "episode". It then does the same for various events in the past, in case you forgot.

[Blood_Librarian]

Wand of Massing Artillery

A simple wand stick, with a engraved steel cap that depicts images of an artillery piece firing into the air. Whent he wand is pointed at soil, sand or otherwise empty ground, a unfired shell is slowly formed from the ground, and after just ten minutes, a perfectly produced shell designed to be fired from the nearest capable weapon (Nearest being both distance-wise and chronologically.). If no appliciable weapons are near by, one in vague likeness is made.

[Derpy Dev]

Ordinary Poking Stick:

Once a day, you can poke a magical item with this stick and create a non-magical duplicate of it.