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Author Topic: What has DF taught you?  (Read 20420 times)

Tawa

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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2014, 11:02:17 am »
DF taught me that this thing
Spoiler: THIS IMAGE IS FUGGIN' MASSIVE (click to show/hide)
is a perfectly viable weapon.
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Wormser

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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2014, 05:27:00 pm »
That no matter the pc you have. DF will bring it to its knees. Yeah. Simple waves on an ocean causes massice amounts of lag same with having 2 natural waterfalls + 1 dwarf made along with 3  natural rivers + 1 dwarf made.
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #32 on: May 23, 2014, 01:59:24 am »
I think this game is designed to teach you that you shouldn't worry about living creatures unless they're somehow useful to you. It scares me.
Also:
Quote from: Deus Asmoth on May 20, 2014, 06:56:28 pm
The worst enemy you'll ever meet is the little voice that says Hey, this would be a cool/awesome/funny thing to do!/I wonder what happens if...
Can I sig this?
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Quote from: Deus Asmoth on May 20, 2014, 06:56:28 pm
The worst enemy you'll ever meet is the little voice that says Hey, this would be a cool/awesome/funny thing to do!/I wonder what happens if...
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"Rock needs a nerf! Paper is just fine, IMO." - The Scissors.

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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #33 on: May 23, 2014, 04:55:14 pm »
That you should not feel bad about people that rob you for food, as they'll come back and wreck you place... Fucking kobolds...
Also, not to trust enviromentalists, they will also try to wreck your place.
Also, not to accidentally punch someone of your same species in the face, as it will escalate to a full scale civil war that will decimate your population and wreck your place.
And that everything can happen at any moment and wreck your place.
And also a lot of cool underground amphibians.
And that I love olms... Unless they are giant.
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My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Quote from: Cathar on May 09, 2017, 06:22:31 pm
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #34 on: May 23, 2014, 09:43:49 pm »
That if I ever fell into hell I should make clothing out of clown silk.
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #35 on: May 24, 2014, 10:58:39 am »
Quote from: 94dima94 on May 23, 2014, 01:59:24 am
I think this game is designed to teach you that you shouldn't worry about living creatures unless they're somehow useful to you. It scares me.
Also:
Quote from: Deus Asmoth on May 20, 2014, 06:56:28 pm
The worst enemy you'll ever meet is the little voice that says Hey, this would be a cool/awesome/funny thing to do!/I wonder what happens if...
Can I sig this?
If you'd like
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slathazer

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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #36 on: May 24, 2014, 02:31:04 pm »
I learned the fundamental basic property of humanity that people get better at what they do over time simply by doing.
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #37 on: May 24, 2014, 02:34:15 pm »
I learned that everyone that plays Dwarf Fortress for a long time either turns into a psychopath or was already one.
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gtaguy

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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #38 on: May 24, 2014, 03:16:46 pm »
I learned there is still honor in picking your fights selectively. Aslong as you selections leave you walking away.
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I don't understand why you need magma.
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Well done OP, you've inadvertently weaponized ghosts.

nomoetoe

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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #39 on: May 24, 2014, 08:52:32 pm »
I learned that everything that moves wants to kill you, the insects, the sentient, the elves, bill from accounting, everything. wants. you. to. die.
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #40 on: May 24, 2014, 10:45:36 pm »
Quote from: nomoetoe on May 24, 2014, 08:52:32 pm
I learned that everything that moves wants to kill you, the insects, the sentient, the elves, bill from accounting, everything. wants. you. to. die.

More than that: Everything can kill you very, very quickly.

*picks up a sock*
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #41 on: May 25, 2014, 01:39:33 pm »
That I should never EVER go outside or inside without a helmet.
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Quote from: Taupe on March 17, 2016, 01:43:01 pm
My second turn's unnoficial goal was to turn everyone into vampires, and it backfired so bad, I ended up making the fort a more efficient, safer and friendlier place.
Quote from: Cathar on May 09, 2017, 06:22:31 pm
Apparently they evolved a taste for everything I love and care about

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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #42 on: May 25, 2014, 01:57:59 pm »
Geology, and of course, the insects in the order of thysanoptera.
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #43 on: May 26, 2014, 10:40:45 am »
Geology, medieval weaponry, and steel making. Oh, and how to read ASCii.

Also taught me how to manage a fort of psychopathic alcoholic short people. Also taught me how to plan a fort for psychopathic alcoholic short people.

Also this thread taught me about thrips.
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Re: What has DF taught you?
« Reply #44 on: May 27, 2014, 01:18:31 pm »
DF has taught me that wielding babies while under attack is an effective defensive measure.  That's a bit of information that might have came in handy had I ever been mugged before the kids were too big to carry :D
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