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Author Topic: The 50 floor Tower Of Doom!  (Read 5893 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: The 50 floor Tower Of Doom!
« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2014, 11:18:46 am »

Put on the suit, think happy thoughts about missiles, load my gun and enter the building, whistling merrily.
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Re: The 50 floor Tower Of Doom!
« Reply #31 on: May 19, 2014, 02:50:22 am »

Right, that's it, I'm PMing Darpy, I want to average at least a update a day here.
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Re: The 50 floor Tower Of Doom!
« Reply #32 on: May 19, 2014, 11:38:46 am »

Entar building.
((I think it may have been the timezones, buttt I'm not sure, so sorry for not posting earlier))
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Re: The 50 floor Tower Of Doom!
« Reply #33 on: May 19, 2014, 04:48:38 pm »

((subspace (aka hammerspace) is like the TARDUS, it's bigger on the inside then it is on the outside.))
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Re: The 50 floor Tower Of Doom!
« Reply #34 on: May 19, 2014, 05:30:50 pm »

Yup, it's the time zones, I'm in Australia so I just woke up, turn in a bit.
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Re: The 50 floor Tower Of Doom!
« Reply #35 on: May 19, 2014, 06:02:24 pm »

TURN 2: The Entry to the Tower!

Take any remaining spell books.
"Yes, yes I am. Some of them work damn well, too. It's a bitch trying to set them up just right, though."
Well, you would take the remaining spell-books, but the jet that took you here is already flying off, and this is not because all the items there were supposed to gear you up with starting equipment.
But nevertheless you enter the Tower to immediately be greeted by a frankly massive... maze of some sort, everything around you (which is mostly walls) is cold, hard concrete and if pressed it would put you in mind of a dark basement.
"At the very least you should be good at magic, and there's probably going to be some ritual spell-books there anyway.

Wait for everyone else to saddle up, then enter the tower.

((this better not be some subspace shit where there's entire dimensions inside the tower, I'd prolly cry))
((don't worry, there is only going to be slight subspace shit.))
well, they all saddled up quite nicely. I guess. So you enter the tower with your chums and find yourself right next to ritual boy to see the same concrete vista he saw.

Wait till everyone else enters the tower, then trail behind them
Imma trailing, imma trailing all the wayyyy behind do do dododoooo.

Put on the suit, think happy thoughts about missiles, load my gun and enter the building, whistling merrily.

Felling calm and collected about blowing stuff... up, you enter the Tower to meet all your chums.

Enter building.
((I think it may have been the timezones, buttt I'm not sure, so sorry for not posting earlier))
((Damn you, suns gravity. DAMN YOU!))
Well, you walk right in, not much I can say about that.

Upon everyone sauntering in, you kind of stand around sheepishly, taking in all the... concrete and uhhh floor until:


OHMYGOD A Skeleton attacks!:OHGODNO
        SKELETON ASKELETOATTACKSOHMYGOD

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Equipment: Basic Handgun (? rounds)
Combat knife
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[2+1=3]/[4-1=3] as the skeleton clanks and clatters towards you, Widdler notices him just in time!:

BATTLE!

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Re: The 50 floor Tower Of Doom!
« Reply #36 on: May 19, 2014, 11:48:16 pm »

Kick it in the pelvis!
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Re: The 50 floor Tower Of Doom!
« Reply #37 on: May 19, 2014, 11:54:25 pm »

((strayan bros! high five))

Shoot skeleton in the face. Shoot it gooood.
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Re: The 50 floor Tower Of Doom!
« Reply #38 on: May 20, 2014, 12:47:42 am »

Sweep his legs!
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Re: The 50 floor Tower Of Doom!
« Reply #39 on: May 20, 2014, 01:11:30 am »

Oh yes, I forgot to say this, but nothing that happens is pre-planned, mostly because I made this game up in about 1 hour and I was bored, same thing with magic, so try not to give me any ideas, okay?
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Re: The 50 floor Tower Of Doom!
« Reply #40 on: May 20, 2014, 05:13:51 am »

FALCON PUNCh the skeleton.
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Re: The 50 floor Tower Of Doom!
« Reply #41 on: May 20, 2014, 07:34:20 am »

Attempt to communicate with the skeleton.
"Hello, Mr....?"
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Re: The 50 floor Tower Of Doom!
« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2014, 08:05:09 am »

Alright, hands up here for what timezone you guys live in, cause I'm pretty sure you guys must live on the opposite side of earth to Australia.

Turn up soon anyway.

(It's 12 AM here, bloody hell...)
TURN 3: The Terrible

Kick it in the pelvis!
(5vs4)

Almost on sight, you wind up your leg for a good crotch crusher, while the skeleton retains just enough humanity to try to protect his now nonexistent pee-pee.
It doesn't help and the resulting force almost lifts the poor bastard off the ground while it gets shot, swept and punched into oblivion there.

((strayan bros! high five))

Shoot skeleton in the face. Shoot it gooood.

(3vs4)
while it's being lifted airborne there you go for a your handgun like a bad-ass, twirl it round your finger and go for the good old 3 shot stunner, and while most of the force is absorbed by it's body Armour, it certainly gets stunned from the high speed shards there.

Sweep his legs!
(6vs4) being already in there air there, he just goes off doing constant cartwheels, you almost feel sorry for him.

FALCON PUNCH the skeleton.
(6+2vs5) Though not as bad as when he basically get's shot like a cannonball and gets powdered by the wall there, sheesh.

Attempt to communicate with the skeleton.
"Hello, Mr....?"
Yhea, there isn't much there to converse with, that was a good whalloping.

In a perfect moment of coordination, it almost seemed rehearsed, to the casual observer it would seem like he had been lifted off the ground, shot three times, started doing cartwheels and then being shot into the wall like a rocket after which a hoodied stranger could be seen making sheepish small talk with the remaining bonemeal, god damn guys, this is going to be good.

Now, there seems to be a door to the left of the group, and a forked pathway which seems to lead into mist, plus a small map right in the middle of the forked path, so where to next then?



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Re: The 50 floor Tower Of Doom!
« Reply #43 on: May 20, 2014, 08:24:44 am »

Somewhere around the central European Timezone, though not sure as to the specific timezone. Sorry.
EDIT: I have it in my profile, but I live in Slovenia.
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Re: The 50 floor Tower Of Doom!
« Reply #44 on: May 20, 2014, 08:40:04 am »

Ireland aka GMT +0.
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"Uh, guys? I'd appreciate if you didn't kill everything we come across. It might be willing to change sides."
Collect powder from the bones if the skeleton. A surprisingly large amount of rituals require powdered bone.
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