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[Worldmaster27]

These are some very calm turns I must say. Kinda relaxing.

(1) You explode from the insane amounts of peacefulness!!!!!11!!111one

[Lyeos]

Ask the snake if it would let me have my apple juice in exchange for a few potatoes.

[HmH]

Open the gas so that the end of the hose releases an audible hissing sound. Either the snake will interpret the hiss and the intense smell as a threat and attack, getting caught on the glue trap, or as an even bigger threat and flee. Either way, I get my poison, the snake gets to live, it's a win-win... unless the gas explodes, of course.

[Playergamer]

Defeat teh snaek

[blazing glory]

Start wrenching the machete around,the snake no doubt will be injured in the process.

[BFEL]

Does the snaek also agree to get off the plane? Because if so that's technically a win.

[Worldmaster27]

It agreed to eat you. Whether or not it gets off the plane, the RNG will decide.

[EvilTwin]

Now attach the knife-hammer to the blades of the lawnmower.

[Worldmaster27]

We're waiting for BFEL.

[HmH]

Eh, just kill him off and say that the snake did it. Snakes aren't very tolerant of people with short attention spans.

[Worldmaster27]

We're waiting for BFEL.

(auto1) The snake eats Samuel, but doesn't get off the plane! He has lost!

Ask the snake if it would let me have my apple juice in exchange for a few potatoes.

(2) He asks if the snake is willing to trade for potatoes, but the snake replies,"I'm on a low-starch diet, sorry."

Open the gas so that the end of the hose releases an audible hissing sound. Either the snake will interpret the hiss and the intense smell as a threat and attack, getting caught on the glue trap, or as an even bigger threat and flee. Either way, I get my poison, the snake gets to live, it's a win-win... unless the gas explodes, of course.

(3) Klaus activates the gas, but instead of making a hissing noise it softly whistles a melodic tune.

Defeat teh snaek

(5) After a fierce and epic battle, worthy of song and legend, Bill defeats the snake! It is lying unconscious on his item.

Start wrenching the machete around,the snake no doubt will be injured in the process.

(1) He flails the machete about and accidentally hits his free arm. It hurts. A lot.

Now attach the knife-hammer to the blades of the lawnmower.

(6) Fourteen successfully attaches the knife-hammer to the lawnmower! Unfortunately, the head and blade of the hammer is on the inner part.

((IcyTea, you are first on the waitlist so you can post actions for Mr. Mystery now.))

[Playergamer]

Lift him off the item. Throw him away. Take Item.

[Lyeos]

Ask the snake if it wants to go get ice cream.

[IcyTea31]

"Now, as you can see, our volunteer is in quite a pickle. No worries, though. Look closely..."

Pull out my wand and wave it at the snake. Press the hidden remote in my shoe to activate the winches in the ceiling to pull the snake and the volunteer into the air via wires.

[EvilTwin]

Flailing his hands at his awesome contraption, Fourteen explains to the snake how everyone in the room will die when he switches on the lawnmower. He furthers his explanations by demonstrating how he would not be affected when that happens:

Pull a string out of the woolen underwear Fourteen is wearing, attach one end of it to the starter of the lawnmower and take the other up the stairs into safety from certain lawnmower death.