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[ckisocoa]

The year is 1706 and all the cool kids are becoming robbing, stealing, rum drinking rootin' tootin' pirates! How will fate (the dice) decide how your story will unravel! Please bold your commands. Two commands per person, non of the commands can be for more commands. Try to keep the commands not too much vulgar language... or at least, let's not roll to rape people for example.
Dice Rolls:
1 = You mess up horribly.
8 = You succeed so well that it goes horribly.
Anywhere between there is fair game. I usually use 5 as a neutral roll. 1-4 ranks from horrible to meh, 5-7 is pretty good.
First roll: Wake up and realise, "HEY, I WANT TO BE A PIRATE!"
[4] You realise that you want to be a pirate, but how?

[Tune of Dwarves]

Be pirate

[Beirus]

Go get the best pirating ship. Get a competent crew as well.

[ckisocoa]

Be pirate

[8] You become Black Beard and now have scurvy. Try again?

Go get the best pirating ship. Get a competent crew as well.

[2] You have to become a pirate, first.

[Beirus]

Be best pirate, better than Blackbeard and Captain Kidd combined, but without the scurvy.

[ckisocoa]

Attempt to gather supplies to be a pirate.
Gather a crew.

[Tune of Dwarves]

Eat some fruit to cure scurvy

Get the Queen Anne's Revenge for me ship

[Harry Baldman]

Well, head over to the SCUMM Bar, then.

[ckisocoa]

Be best pirate, better than Blackbeard and Captain Kidd combined, but without the scurvy.

[2] You become a pirate... with a wooden, chipped sword.

Attempt to gather supplies to be a pirate.
Gather a crew.

[3] You get a handle that is falling apart and the cloth is rotting.
[5] You manage to gather some of your close friends and convince them to become pirates with you.

Eat some fruit to cure scurvy

Get the Queen Anne's Revenge for me ship

[8] You eat fruit, you cure the scurvy, but in the process gain 5 pounds and ringworm.
[5] You manage to get the mast from Queen Anne's Revenge, you are pleased.

Well, head over to the SCUMM Bar, then.

[8] You head to the SCUMM Bar and get drunk to the point of passing out. You wake up completely nude and broke.

[Tune of Dwarves]

Get the rest of the ship

Cure all disease

[ckisocoa]

Get the rest of the ship

Cure all disease

[3] Instead of getting the ship, you go to Kingston and have a drunken orgy with several people. Almost as good, right?
[7] You cure all disease, but ringworm isn't a disease, it's a fungi. Good try though.

[Lyeos]

Become a pirate.

Find a bluuuunderbuss.

[Beirus]

Get better weapons. Get a crew.

[Tune of Dwarves]

try to get the rest of the ship again

Cure the fungi thing

[ckisocoa]

Become a pirate.

Find a bluuuunderbuss.

[1] You become a shop owner. Death to those damn pirates!
[6] You find a blunderbuss in your shop. It comes with 100 lead ball bearings.
((Nice to see you Lyeos))

Get better weapons. Get a crew.

((I'm going to separate these two.))
[7] You find better weapons. 2x Blunderbuss 2x Cannon 30x chains.
[5] You convert a couple of people to your crew. Good job.

try to get the rest of the ship again

Cure the fungi thing

[6] You get most of the ship. Your missing the sails and the left side of the ship now.
[7] You cure ringworm. Happy days!