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[Tune of Dwarves]

Find ammo again for the two pistols

[Lyeos]

Be a dhampyr.

Get back to work.

[ckisocoa]

Well, the cure for not having drowned in what amounts to battery acid is more drowning in what amounts to battery acid, obviously! So drown the ninja in that grog!
[5] And that so ends dark. ((dark, when you see this, you can roll to come back alive or something.))

REVEAL THAT I AM IN FACT A STUDENT OF THE ART OF BOOZE MAGIC
BE IMMUNE TO HIS FEEBLE ATTEMPTS TO DROWN ME IN BOOZE
BOOZE HIM TO DEATH

[6] You are the student of the most prestigious boze magic college.
[6] You are immune.
[AUTO] ((3 rolls, 3rd roll gets auto'd)) You end up boozing yourself to death
Baldman kinda rolled and killed you, try rolling back to life or something, I dunno. This is my first RTD.

Teach myself to swim out of necessity.

If that fails, learn to breath underwater. If I do swim to shore from my earlier attempt of learning to swim, then get the Greatest, most awesome and epic pirate weapons ever.

[8] You teach yourself how to swim as fast as a mako shark! In the process, you gain gills and can no longer leave the ocean.
[2] You already have gills and can breath underwater.

Find ammo again for the two pistols

[8] You find much ammo, just not for your pistols.

Be a dhampyr.

Get back to work.

[4] You become a normal vampire. The harsh piratey sun burns your skin.
[1] You are burned to the point of being unable to do any work. It continues to pile up.

[Tune of Dwarves]

Find some damn pistola ammo for me flintlock pistols

[Lyeos]

Point out that I work indoors.

Work some more.

[Beirus]

Search ship wreckage and other stuff on the ocean floor to find the Greatest, Most Awesome, And Epicest weapon ever.

Go tame a Kraken.

((I shall be Triton, King of the Sea!))

[darkpaladin109]

Come back. AS A ZOMBIE

[CaptainMcClellan]

Vriska: Crash into RTD in Vriska's ship, piloted by mad Vriska

Aoroythe: Bend reality.

CaptainMcClellan: Push Vriska overboard and take control of the ship, after all my name is CaptainMcClellan

[Beirus]

Vriska: Crash into RTD in Vriska's ship, piloted by mad Vriska

Aoroythe: Bend reality.

CaptainMcClellan: Push Vriska overboard and take control of the ship, after all my name is CaptainMcClellan

((Wrong thread?))

[Lyeos]

((Wrong thread?))

((Never! A CMC always posts exactly where he means to!))

[ckisocoa]

Find some damn pistola ammo for me flintlock pistols

[1] You find nothing again

Point out that I work indoors.

Work some more.

[7] Well hot damn, I guess you do.
[4] You work a little.

Search ship wreckage and other stuff on the ocean floor to find the Greatest, Most Awesome, And Epicest weapon ever.

Go tame a Kraken.

((I shall be Triton, King of the Sea!))

[3] You find a rusty trident.
[2] The Kraken is not pleased. It proceeds to attack the town of YARRland.

Come back. AS A ZOMBIE

[3] You come back as a rotting, decomposing zombie. You have no ability to turn others to zombies.

Vriska: Crash into RTD in Vriska's ship, piloted by mad Vriska

Aoroythe: Bend reality.

CaptainMcClellan: Push Vriska overboard and take control of the ship, after all my name is CaptainMcClellan

[1] Vriska, what have I told you about trying to crash my RTD?
[4] You bend reality to give you a baby, but it's not just any baby, its a baby version of yourself.
[1] Vriska throws you into the fire, along with all the irons.

[Lyeos]

Let CMC fall through my roof and into the fire that is my forge?

Build a basement.

[Beirus]

((That's what I was gonna have it do anyways. ))
Find a better, awesomer, and more epic trident.

Go tame some Megalodons.

[ckisocoa]

(( Also, this:
[3:33:53 PM] CaptainMcClellan: I see.
[3:34:08 PM] CaptainMcClellan: By the way.
[3:34:12 PM] CaptainMcClellan: Prepare to have your RTD ruined!
[3:34:28 PM] Ckisocoa: ;_;))

[CaptainMcClellan]

CaptainMcClellan: Murder Vriska

Vriska: Manipulate the dice rolls to allow yourself entry.

Aoroythe: Eat bebe self to gain paradox powers.