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[Worldmaster27]

Candy first, dammit. If no candy, get mad. Real mad, like only a five-year-old can get.

+1
Let them see the error of their ways and give us lots of candy.

+1

Even our most Wondrous and Glorious Leader must bow to our 5-year-old candy-want-fueled tantrums! +1

[aattss]

Candy first, dammit. If no candy, get mad. Real mad, like only a five-year-old can get.

+1
Let them see the error of their ways and give us lots of candy.

+1

Even our most Wondrous and Glorious Leader must bow to our 5-year-old candy-want-fueled tantrums! +1

-1. It would be too out of character.

Brainwash ourselves into being utterly loyal to the Great Leader

[BFEL]

Candy first, dammit. If no candy, get mad. Real mad, like only a five-year-old can get.

[1] (well this is off to a good start )

You start screaming about candy and then Yason punches you in the stomach.
Suddenly you can't breathe. Amazingly you don't die, despite being deprived of air for a solid two minutes.
Yason is bad with kids.

[Beirus]

Channel our anger, fear, or whatever feelings we have over being hit to produce magic with the intent of harming Yason.

[Worldmaster27]

Channel our anger, fear, or whatever feelings we have over being hit to produce magic with the intent of harming Yason.

Yes! RAGE FOR THE RAGE GOD GLORIOUS LEADER!

[IcyTea31]

PTW. If Beirus' action fails, think of the other option for handling magic, evocation instead of invocation. Instead of channeling emotions, make a really good logical case on why the guard should spontaneously explode.

[Harry Baldman]

Channel our anger, fear, or whatever feelings we have over being hit to produce magic with the intent of harming Yason.

Oh yeah, we're entering kill mode now! And if emotions don't work, just wish the guy extreme, terrible pain, injury and suffering.

PTW. If Beirus' action fails, think of the other option for handling magic, evocation instead of invocation. Instead of channeling emotions, make a really good logical case on why the guard should spontaneously explode.

Or, rather, admit that there is no conceivable reason why he should not spontaneously explode.

[BFEL]

Channel our anger, fear, or whatever feelings we have over being hit to produce magic with the intent of harming Yason.

[4]

You channel the full force of your passive-aggressiveness into a "general harm" spell.
Which manifests as a light tap on Mr. Yason's cheek.

Still, its TECHNICALLY progress.
Also you feel a slight rush afterward. Weird.

[Harry Baldman]

Eenteresting! See what's all in our room.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Admit that there is no conceivable reason why he should not spontaneously explode.

Do this.

[Beirus]

Eenteresting! See what's all in our room.

Yeah, do this. Look for candy and toys.

[Lyeos]

Psssh. Scrubs.

Summon candy.

[Worldmaster27]

Eenteresting! See what's all in our room.

Yeah, do this. Look for candy and toys.

+1 if we don't have candy in the room, summon candies!

[BFEL]

Eenteresting! See what's all in our room.

[4]

Your room includes FOUR WHOLE WALLS, TWO CEILINGS (how?), AND A FLOOR NOT MADE OF DIRTY WORMS! This alone makes it the most opulent thing you have ever seen, but it also includes a bed (with Glorious Leader sheets and quilt) and a shelf of Glorious Leader Merchandise.
Also it includes a hulking man named Yason, who has read every issue of "Glorious Leaders Magical Journeys" making him the most qualified expert on magic other then Glorious Leader himself.

Yeah, do this. Look for candy and toys.

[2]
There is no candy, but there IS a "Glorious Leader Strikes a Inspiring Pose and All Worship His Majesty" doll. Made out of solid lead.

Psssh. Scrubs.

Summon candy.

[3]
Your mouth starts watering and you can taste candy. You're not sure if this is magical or not, because you could almost taste it before.

[Worldmaster27]

Use the magic of dice to summon better rolls!