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[tuypo1]

254. Underestimating a modded creature, god damnit raptors I thought I could slay you!

i hope you remembered to make the raptors able to open doors

255. being fully armoured from the neck down but not having a metal helm

[mastamage]

255. putting on artifact armor, without checking the tonnage first

[tuypo1]

257. accidentally leaving your companions behind

[blazing glory]

255. putting on artifact armor, without checking the tonnage first

Lovely lovely platinum! Adorned with spikes of platinum with bands of platinum and has an engraving of a Dwarf in platinum armor being crushed!

258. Necromancers.

[IndigoFenix]

259: Attacking an enemy, sending it flying into the space over a river, then stepping into the river and being hit in the back of the head with the enemy you just struck, and drowning.

[escondida]

260: Using advfort to deconstruct a wall in a human castle, only to discover that humans are far more metal than dwarves and built the wall out off a puddle of lava.

[BlackFlyme]

260: Using advfort to deconstruct a wall in a human castle, only to discover that humans are far more metal than dwarves and built the wall out off a puddle of lava.

Oh that was fun when I discovered that too. I guess some castle walls aren't defined as proper materials. Might be why some of the floors and walls are just referred to as 'rock'.

261: Survive the lava, only to have the castle fall on your head.
262: Survive the collapse, only to have the human civ's unbelievably large demonic law-maker land on your head as it falls.

[escondida]

I prefer the "metal" interpretation, myself.

"You know what would be brütâl?"

"What?"

"If we built the castle...out of [metalvoice]LAAAAAAAAVAAAAAAÄ[/metalvoice]!"

"You mean...like...obsidian casting? Hmm, I suppose we could get some dwarves in here to--"

"ARGH! I'm burning alive but have somehow transmuted this lava into a wall with the power of my mind! SOOOO WOOOOOORTH IIIIIIT!"

[King Kravoka]

Let it be known Urist Mcbuilder died a happy man.

[tuypo1]

260: Using advfort to deconstruct a wall in a human castle, only to discover that humans are far more metal than dwarves and built the wall out off a puddle of lava.

Oh that was fun when I discovered that too. I guess some castle walls aren't defined as proper materials. Might be why some of the floors and walls are just referred to as 'rock'.

261: Survive the lava, only to have the castle fall on your head.
262: Survive the collapse, only to have the human civ's unbelievably large demonic law-maker land on your head as it falls.

263. survive the law-maker landing on you then get angry and attack said law maker

[snackfox]

264. Accidentally press "." during a crucial moment... while fighting a bronze colossus.

[Eric Blank]

265. Show up in the wrong hamlet.

[tuypo1]

266. miscaculate which availible armor is best

[pagedMov]

267. Kill a vampire and drink his blood, use dfhack to make your companions drink it too
268. Call out your companions as vampires and watch them destroy you, and any nearby civilizations with their double combat prowess
269. Get semi-good armor, copper/iron shit, continually jump off z-1 level drops to train armor_user, land on your fragile head
270. Lasher gets a lucky shot

[Magnumcannon]

271- Halt in the name of (Inseret name here)
272- Using Adamantine Blunt Weapons
273- Mountains + Nightime!
274- Silver Edge Weapons vs Hydra.
275- >Chop Bronze Colossus nose
       > It fell on your last companion
       > Killed Bronze Colossus
       > Injured, without a leg
       > Night time
       > You are surrounded by a clacking
       > Bad Luck Urist