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Author Topic: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)  (Read 39339 times)

WillowLuman

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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #90 on: June 08, 2014, 11:59:06 pm »

150. Lighting a tree on fire and standing next to it out of belief it won't hurt you.
151. pressing "t" instead of "f" at a crucial moment
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #91 on: June 09, 2014, 12:23:47 am »

152. Angry ravens.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #92 on: June 09, 2014, 12:28:24 am »

153. Taking an arrow to the knee.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #93 on: June 09, 2014, 12:31:26 am »

154. Questioning if Hamstone can hamjam
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #94 on: June 09, 2014, 12:37:29 am »

155. My skills in swimming are adequate. I should cross this river easily.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #95 on: June 09, 2014, 12:56:17 am »

156. Dodging a Goblin Lasher's attack while you are on the edge of a high cliff...

157. Next Adventurer doesn't dodge the Lasher's attack, but get lashed in the foot at the edge of the high cliff..
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #96 on: June 09, 2014, 01:07:55 am »

158. Fish when your not paying attention.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #97 on: June 09, 2014, 12:01:40 pm »

159. Really attack stray kitten (tame)? y
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #98 on: June 09, 2014, 12:06:38 pm »

160: Fall into a trap.
161: Fall into a carp.
162: Fall into a crap.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #99 on: June 09, 2014, 12:42:31 pm »

163. Accidentally the whole tomb without remembering it was your LAST adventurer who became a necromancer, not this one.

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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #100 on: June 09, 2014, 03:49:04 pm »

164. Trying to hunt down your demigod retired adventurer.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #101 on: June 09, 2014, 04:14:13 pm »

165. Bare-fisted brawl with the local brewer, near an axeman, a maceman, and a recruit.

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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #102 on: June 13, 2014, 10:21:37 am »

166. Trying to cross a huge mountain range without food for atleast a week. (You can die from starvation, right?)
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #103 on: June 13, 2014, 11:20:51 am »

(Yep. It's not easy, but it's possible)
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #104 on: June 13, 2014, 04:49:51 pm »

167. Eaten by wolverines while starving in the mountains.

(Don't forget that failing to eat, sleep and drink reduces your combat effectiveness!)
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