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Author Topic: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)  (Read 39770 times)

mastamage

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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #60 on: May 26, 2014, 02:00:23 pm »
104. market full of crossbow wielding merchants, after you hugged the lord.


my vampire has 200+ bolts left to pull out  :(
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« Reply #61 on: May 27, 2014, 07:54:35 am »
105. Lasher Overlord
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HooliganintheFort

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« Reply #62 on: June 04, 2014, 05:13:46 pm »
106. Attacking a big civ.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #63 on: June 04, 2014, 06:18:44 pm »
107. Trying to swim across the ocean.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #64 on: June 04, 2014, 06:36:02 pm »
108. Taking the shiny blue sword from the pedestal.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #65 on: June 04, 2014, 07:19:18 pm »
109. Poking a demon with your weapons.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #66 on: June 04, 2014, 07:44:11 pm »
110. Working for a gassy and/or drooling diety. It's not their fault that their bodily fluids/gases are a literal bane to all other forms of life, honest!

111. No matter how awesome it sounds to have a weapon that's hot or cold enough to destroy organic matter on contact, it is important that you don't actually try to wield them, as the wielder is not immune to its effects.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #67 on: June 04, 2014, 11:09:42 pm »
112. Being a vampire NPC in adventure mode, and when asked about your family, discuss your wife who died 700 years ago.
113. While attempting to cross a river near a waterfall, fall down the waterfall only to discover several giant crocodiles who promptly latch on to you.
114. Be attacked by horde of boogeymen while sleeping outside on second night out.
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« Reply #68 on: June 05, 2014, 11:00:04 am »
115: Used as a soccer ball by a bronze colossus, punted over a cliff.
116: Give in to starvation...by a river, with a bag full of enough food to keep you alive long enough to start growing crops.
117: Attack a cat in a city, player gets frustrated at resulting fps death as everything converges on you.
118: Move: open space (NW)
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #69 on: June 05, 2014, 01:46:28 pm »
119: Innocently walking along, then having the entire world collapse into the caverns.
120: Realizing only too late that the creature you are tasked with killing is a previous adventurer that you got bored of because they were so powerful not even titans could stand up to them.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #70 on: June 05, 2014, 01:52:15 pm »
121: Forgetting to check if you are passing through an evil biome
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #71 on: June 05, 2014, 02:17:08 pm »
122: Fording a river near a waterfall
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #72 on: June 05, 2014, 03:02:58 pm »
123: Visiting a werebeast lair at full moon
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #73 on: June 05, 2014, 04:09:42 pm »
124: get webbed
125: try to make peace with the titans
126: necromancer tower, as a living being
127: camp in the wild for a few weeks
128: cattle of your home town when you are hungry, whole civ wants to kill you
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #74 on: June 05, 2014, 04:47:12 pm »
129: not realizing that werebeast bit you, fast traveling to town.
130: forgetting that tombs have weapon traps
131: forgetting that tombs have incurable luck curses
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