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Author Topic: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)  (Read 39766 times)

sal880612m

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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #45 on: May 18, 2014, 11:45:02 pm »

82. Trying to save your drowning companion using wrestling.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #46 on: May 20, 2014, 12:30:51 am »

83. A necro reanimating your prized whale shark skin.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2014, 09:00:24 am by Forrest »
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #47 on: May 20, 2014, 12:58:47 am »

84. "All I have to do is let this were-beast bite me."
85. "Ooh, a pyramid. I bet there's some awesome loot in there!" Cue traps and/or wrathful toilet-roll spooks.
86. Going into the caverns without a plan to get back out.
  86a. Have a plan to get back out, but find the way back cut off by a newly grown tree or by falling into a hole with no ramps back up.
87. Finding and claiming "Excalibur" as your own.
88. Trying to become fire-proof. "You are melting/blistering/being incinerated!" x99
89. Evil clouds/rain.
90. "Awesome! A minecart! I'm going to ride this everywhere!"
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #48 on: May 20, 2014, 01:00:22 am »

91: Stairs. Despite the numerous warnings you've been given about them, you still end up shattering your skull bouncing down those things.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #49 on: May 20, 2014, 09:39:56 am »

92: Fireman wrestling

93: Batman
« Last Edit: May 20, 2014, 09:42:54 am by Duuvian »
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #50 on: May 20, 2014, 07:37:53 pm »

94: I found my old fort! I forget what this lever does though.
You are melting!
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #51 on: May 21, 2014, 12:02:29 pm »

95: The milkfish is ejected from the river!
The spinning milkfish strikes you in the skull, shattering the bone, jamming the skull through the brain and tearing the brain!
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #52 on: May 21, 2014, 12:45:43 pm »

96. Hoof to Skull.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #53 on: May 21, 2014, 02:34:21 pm »

97. Exploring polar regions by swimming. "You are encased in ice"
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #54 on: May 21, 2014, 09:52:06 pm »

98: Zombie blocking the hatch.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #55 on: May 22, 2014, 06:11:41 am »

99. Opening a hatch with a creature/item on it from below.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #56 on: May 22, 2014, 08:18:30 am »

100. C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER





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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #57 on: May 22, 2014, 09:44:23 am »

101. Awful D for Dwarf jokes, memes and pun war threads.
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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #58 on: May 22, 2014, 07:35:29 pm »

102. Remembering that the metal you added in to the game has a permanent temperature of 200 degrees celsius.
"His right hand is melted. His left hand is melted. His head is melted."

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Re: 200 ways to die
« Reply #59 on: May 26, 2014, 08:57:41 am »

103. Fighting two black bears, cutting one in half with a short sword and severing the leg of the other, which starts to flee. As you chase it, it turns back and decapitates you with a single strike.
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