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Author Topic: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)  (Read 39663 times)

Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #255 on: August 10, 2015, 10:05:15 pm »

343: Pissing off Guilty Spark
(Halo joke)
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #256 on: August 11, 2015, 06:50:50 pm »

344: overpowered modded creatures.
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #257 on: August 11, 2015, 06:52:22 pm »

345: Quickly made minotaur civ (hostile)
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #258 on: August 11, 2015, 07:01:47 pm »

346:
> be satyr adventurer
> stab many heads with copper spear
> not dodge kick to right hoof by weak kobold
> tfw ability to stand lost

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Cryxis, Prince of Doom

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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #259 on: August 12, 2015, 01:02:28 pm »

347- Being a green text story
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #260 on: August 12, 2015, 05:32:35 pm »

348: You press the wrong key.
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #261 on: August 12, 2015, 10:50:18 pm »

349- Ambushing what you thought was a single crocodile turned out to be a whole group
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #262 on: August 14, 2015, 07:17:43 am »

350: Jump from one tree to another. To the ground.
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #263 on: August 14, 2015, 06:15:22 pm »

351: Trying to climb while being chased by bogymen or a werebeast.
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #264 on: August 14, 2015, 08:25:38 pm »

352: Trying to jump over boogymen in an attempt to run away... Only to run into more boogymen
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #265 on: August 14, 2015, 08:33:53 pm »

353: Not being a bad enough dude to save the monarch from kobolds.
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #266 on: August 14, 2015, 11:52:01 pm »

354: Headshotted by random speardwarf.
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #267 on: August 15, 2015, 06:17:28 pm »

355: Finally create a character destined to become legendary crutch walker. Get legs destroyed. Forget crutches....and food.
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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #268 on: August 15, 2015, 06:20:01 pm »

356: Swim across an ocean at night. Meet the bogeymen on the shore.

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Re: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread)
« Reply #269 on: August 16, 2015, 05:34:15 am »

357: Jump over a mountain and hit the ground on the other side too fast so you explode into chunks upon hitting a wall.
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