Topic: 1000 ways to die (Also a Bogeyman !!SCIENCE!! thread) (Read 39663 times)

Cryxis, Prince of Doom · « **Reply #255 on:** August 10, 2015, 10:05:15 pm »

343: Pissing off Guilty Spark
(Halo joke)

Eric Blank · « **Reply #256 on:** August 11, 2015, 06:50:50 pm »

344: overpowered modded creatures.

NJW2000 · « **Reply #257 on:** August 11, 2015, 06:52:22 pm »

345: Quickly made minotaur civ (hostile)

Blastbeard · « **Reply #258 on:** August 11, 2015, 07:01:47 pm »

346:
> be satyr adventurer
> stab many heads with copper spear
> not dodge kick to right hoof by weak kobold
> tfw ability to stand lost

Cryxis, Prince of Doom · « **Reply #259 on:** August 12, 2015, 01:02:28 pm »

347- Being a green text story

peasant cretin · « **Reply #260 on:** August 12, 2015, 05:32:35 pm »

348: You press the wrong key.

Cryxis, Prince of Doom · « **Reply #261 on:** August 12, 2015, 10:50:18 pm »

349- Ambushing what you thought was a single crocodile turned out to be a whole group

NJW2000 · « **Reply #262 on:** August 14, 2015, 07:17:43 am »

350: Jump from one tree to another. To the ground.

Bumber · « **Reply #263 on:** August 14, 2015, 06:15:22 pm »

351: Trying to climb while being chased by bogymen or a werebeast.

Cryxis, Prince of Doom · « **Reply #264 on:** August 14, 2015, 08:25:38 pm »

352: Trying to jump over boogymen in an attempt to run away... Only to run into more boogymen

Blastbeard · « **Reply #265 on:** August 14, 2015, 08:33:53 pm »

353: Not being a bad enough dude to save the monarch from kobolds.

Chevaleresse · « **Reply #266 on:** August 14, 2015, 11:52:01 pm »

354: Headshotted by random speardwarf.

JonnyBlack01 · « **Reply #267 on:** August 15, 2015, 06:17:28 pm »

355: Finally create a character destined to become legendary crutch walker. Get legs destroyed. Forget crutches....and food.

NJW2000 · « **Reply #268 on:** August 15, 2015, 06:20:01 pm »

356: Swim across an ocean at night. Meet the bogeymen on the shore.

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Max™ · « **Reply #269 on:** August 16, 2015, 05:34:15 am »

357: Jump over a mountain and hit the ground on the other side too fast so you explode into chunks upon hitting a wall.

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