Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Bumber]

295. Getting frustrated at waiting long for the time to advance when starting a new adventurer

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Loud Whispers]

298: Saying hello to Kobold archers

[Uzu Bash]

299: Trying to brag to a charging minotaur.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

300: Pissing off a king, fighting his armies, lose a giant battle, then have your body quartered and head put on a stake.

"This is Sparta!"- Leonidas. RIP

[WillowLuman]

301: Going within 100 feet of a Tower.

[Loud Whispers]

302: Going within a tower

[SirQuiamus]

303. Getting punched in the face by the first zombie you encounter at a tower. While wearing full candy armor. While being legendary in all combat skills. For the twentieth time, after savescumming nineteen times.

[Magnumcannon]

304. Blood loss after being slashed to pieces by cute kitties.

[SaD-82]

305. Trying to wrestle a tame mule and suddenly wear a mule hoof crown stucking deep in your head.

[NJW2000]

306: Having a friend who gets a strange mood requiring glass then getting your head stomped on as you built the wall around him improperly.

307: Getting a strange mood involving glass then going insane because your "friends" cannot give you glass, even when they realise that the entire map is made of loamy sand.

308: Spending too long piling all the rocks in the fort into one underground chamber while you should be finding sand and making glass for you mentally unstable friend.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

309: Knowing you probably shouldn't but you do anyways punch Urist back because he missed trying to punch Iton who was mad about Uzam's death who died while in the battle against Kandak the giant deer beast that breathed poison. You were also bitten by a were geko so you know you don't have that long anyways and that hasn't made you all too mentally stable. Did I forget to mention there is a shortage of booze as well. Ya, you had a good realm to punch Urist..... Kodlak the hammer dwarf had no reason to one shot you in your sober rage.

[Uzu Bash]

310:  Trying to drop off a goblin fort without realizing it's all smooth rock, and missing the last wall before the ground.

How the hell do they build out of smooth rock, anyway? There's no way they could have carved all of those whole, not without clearing entire zlevels of stone around it, and if they did, why are there sand walls and floors around the base of them?

[Dampe]

311: Dropping into that hole in the dark pits.
(If you've encountered it, you know what I'm talking about.)

[SaD-82]

312. Kicking a hen and getting a nice silver bolt as a gift by a bystanding crossbowman.
Happy thoughts, if it's your companion.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

313: Attempting to ride a were horse.