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[FallenAngel]

168. Die to a bowman commander after killing a crapload of necromancers. It can happen to anybody.

[Blastbeard]

169. Having the arms chopped off your fully armored adventurer, healing the character with hacks, and forgetting to pick up your shield and sword before continuing the fight. (It's a little more than a flesh wound.)

[blazing glory]

170. Whips and lashers.

[mineforce]

171. Fighting a deity.

[Blastbeard]

172.Being a Deity

[FallenAngel]

173. Getting shot in the skull with a Silver Bolt after punching a vampire to death.

[blazing glory]

174. Going into that evil cloud you saw.

[TV4Fun]

175. After setting off on foot across a gigantic mountain range with four people, having them all be killed off by the various mountain goats and alligators they stupidly kept attacking, being attacked by bogeymen and spending the entire night running, coming out with a broken nose but eventually making it to daylight, crawling half asleep to the first village you've seen in days and passing out for the better part of 24 hours, freeing a bunch of worthless goblin prisoners because they're the only companions you can find, having most of them drown crossing a river, finally make it to your old fortress, completely kitting yourself out with some of the finest steel armor and artifact weapons ever to exist, run into the angry ghost of one of your former dwarves and die of fear instantly.

[TV4Fun]

176. Start off very near to old fortress, spend time grinding every grindable skill, build up multiple skills to legendary, kill a shitton of common criminals and vampires in nearby towns, become a legendary hero to the local civilization, travel to fortress with small army of experienced soldiers, train on the way by wrestling rhinos while they are kept distracted by hammer lord, fail to notice key for rhino and key for hammer lord have been swapped, accidentally attack hammer lord, immediately alienate entire war party, travel to nearest hamlet to discover they are now hostile, travel alone at night, be surrounded by cackles, while running away from bogeymen, fail to notice approaching pack of dingos until they are on top of you, be knocked unconscious by bogeyman just as hitting dingos, get killed in one turn as ripped apart by dingos and bogeymen.

[Eclectic Wizard]

176. Start off very near to old fortress, spend time grinding every grindable skill, build up multiple skills to legendary, kill a shitton of common criminals and vampires in nearby towns, become a legendary hero to the local civilization, travel to fortress with small army of experienced soldiers, train on the way by wrestling rhinos while they are kept distracted by hammer lord, fail to notice key for rhino and key for hammer lord have been swapped, accidentally attack hammer lord, immediately alienate entire war party, travel to nearest hamlet to discover they are now hostile, travel alone at night, be surrounded by cackles, while running away from bogeymen, fail to notice approaching pack of dingos until they are on top of you, be knocked unconscious by bogeyman just as hitting dingos, get killed in one turn as ripped apart by dingos and bogeymen.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO DRAW THIS.

[granzteel]

176. Start off very near to old fortress, spend time grinding every grindable skill, build up multiple skills to legendary, kill a shitton of common criminals and vampires in nearby towns, become a legendary hero to the local civilization, travel to fortress with small army of experienced soldiers, train on the way by wrestling rhinos while they are kept distracted by hammer lord, fail to notice key for rhino and key for hammer lord have been swapped, accidentally attack hammer lord, immediately alienate entire war party, travel to nearest hamlet to discover they are now hostile, travel alone at night, be surrounded by cackles, while running away from bogeymen, fail to notice approaching pack of dingos until they are on top of you, be knocked unconscious by bogeyman just as hitting dingos, get killed in one turn as ripped apart by dingos and bogeymen.

(You tried living, but you can't escape the inevitable.)

[TV4Fun]

176. Start off very near to old fortress, spend time grinding every grindable skill, build up multiple skills to legendary, kill a shitton of common criminals and vampires in nearby towns, become a legendary hero to the local civilization, travel to fortress with small army of experienced soldiers, train on the way by wrestling rhinos while they are kept distracted by hammer lord, fail to notice key for rhino and key for hammer lord have been swapped, accidentally attack hammer lord, immediately alienate entire war party, travel to nearest hamlet to discover they are now hostile, travel alone at night, be surrounded by cackles, while running away from bogeymen, fail to notice approaching pack of dingos until they are on top of you, be knocked unconscious by bogeyman just as hitting dingos, get killed in one turn as ripped apart by dingos and bogeymen.

SOMEONE NEEDS TO DRAW THIS.

The fortress in question is the same fortress from my posts starting here and going to page 389.

[blazing glory]

177. Corpses falling out of the air.

[PDF urist master]

201. disembowelled by an elf who proceeds to devour your guts while you're still alive.

[Tawa]

178. Speaking to a deity.