((Oh for...))
Why change teams when we can just...
Steal weapon from team left.
[6] You run over and grab the SMG!
Spawn at edge of map. Leave map.
You spawn! [1] You bruise yourself on the invisible wall surrounding the map!
Form own team, team north. Deicde that Team North is just a peaceful, weaponless team.
[2] You are already in a team! You don't know how to switch!
Form Team Potato, Start in house-thing
You spawn in the house! [5] You have a SMG! [6] You have a potato!
Form Team Up, descend from sky.
You spawn! [6] You fall from the sky in an amazing feat of aerodynamicyness, and [1] are impaled on the flagpole of one of the houses!
Form Team Dungeon, find a shovel.
You spawn! [6] You are underground! You suffocate!
Join Team Right, pick up a window as a weapon.
You spawn! [1] You punch a window! You cut your hand!
Join Team Left, look for rocks to throw
You spawn! [4] You get a rifle! [4] You get a rock!
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4............................................................ +-| Walls
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........%.....#......................^....................... ^ Barricade
........#....O|.......................^...................... O Lookout/Vantage Point
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Team Right:
1 darkpaladin109
3 Beirus (SMG)
5 smurfingtonthethird (potato) (SMG)
6 RoaryStar [cut hands]
Team Left:
2 flabort
4 Elephant Parade [bruised]
7 gigaraptor487 (rifle)(rock)
() Indicate inventory.
[] Indicate wounds.
*laughs at people's feeble attempts to screw up the game*
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Topic: Roll to ASCII: The stupid ASCII RtD shooter (Read 6858 times)