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When you have played too much dwarf fortress
« on: May 10, 2014, 02:22:09 am »
I was digging a new fort and got to the first stone layer. Look at the stone tiles and think "good, dolomite", then "wtf? did i just identify it from the tile?" i think i have played this too much.

Anyway, i hope theres iron here, otherwise dolomite is useless... unless goblinite
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Re: When you have played too much dwarf fortress
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2014, 08:41:52 am »
You blaspheme, dolomite is supreme amongst mortal rocks.
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Re: When you have played too much dwarf fortress
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2014, 07:01:13 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on May 11, 2014, 08:41:52 am
You blaspheme, dolomite is supreme amongst mortal rocks.
Thats blasphemy, you heathen!
All praise Mica, our almighty lord and savior.
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Re: When you have played too much dwarf fortress
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2014, 08:18:27 pm »
You fools! Clearly microcline is the one True Supreme Mineral!
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Re: When you have played too much dwarf fortress
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2014, 09:23:57 pm »
We need to talk some serious schist about what's truly the best rock out there.  Ba-dum-bum *ting*
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Re: When you have played too much dwarf fortress
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2014, 09:46:22 pm »
Come on, let's be gneiss. No need to yell.

(These jokes are getting really, really shale from overuse.  :P)
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Re: When you have played too much dwarf fortress
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2014, 09:49:48 pm »
Quote from: WaffleEggnog on May 11, 2014, 07:01:13 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on May 11, 2014, 08:41:52 am
You blaspheme, dolomite is supreme amongst mortal rocks.
Thats blasphemy, you heathen!
All praise Mica, our almighty lord and savior.
Burn the heretics! As if mica or dolomite could come close to the glory of Microcline!
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Re: When you have played too much dwarf fortress
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2014, 09:53:58 pm »
Quote from: TheDarkStar on May 11, 2014, 09:46:22 pm
Come on, let's be gneiss. No need to yell.

(These jokes are getting really, really shale from overuse.  :P)

Agreed.  Why fight, when we could just gabbro about it a bit?
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Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on November 26, 2013, 09:47:09 am
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Re: When you have played too much dwarf fortress
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2014, 12:31:46 am »
I think you guys are taking the best stone for Granite. Who doesn't love gems and precious metals?
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Re: When you have played too much dwarf fortress
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2014, 01:32:17 am »
Quote from: Fen on May 12, 2014, 12:31:46 am
I think you guys are taking the best stone for Granite. Who doesn't love gems and precious metals?
ppphhhhhht.

Quote from: ShadowHammer on May 11, 2014, 09:49:48 pm
Quote from: WaffleEggnog on May 11, 2014, 07:01:13 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on May 11, 2014, 08:41:52 am
You blaspheme, dolomite is supreme amongst mortal rocks.
Thats blasphemy, you heathen!
All praise Mica, our almighty lord and savior.
Burn the heretics! As if mica or dolomite could come close to the glory of Microcline!
This is bollocks.

The greatest mineral is Serpentine!
SERPENTINE! SERPENTINE! SERPENTINE!
Behold its green glory!
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Re: When you have played too much dwarf fortress
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2014, 08:51:14 am »
OLIVINE BETTER THAN SERPENTINE
DOLOMITE BETTER THAN OLIVINE
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Re: When you have played too much dwarf fortress
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2014, 09:53:25 pm »
Somewhere, all alone, unloved, native aluminum is softly crying.
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Re: When you have played too much dwarf fortress
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2014, 10:11:08 pm »
NOT ONE MENTION OF SLATE!? SLATE THE DEFILER OF STONES, THE GUARDIAN OF THE DEPTHS, THE STONE WHICH SPEAKS TO DEMO-... W-wh-what's that? T-t-that's slade?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Re: When you have played too much dwarf fortress
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2014, 11:39:05 pm »
Quote from: FrankMcFuzz on May 12, 2014, 10:11:08 pm
W-wh-what's that? T-t-that's slade?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Frank Slade?

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Quote from: ☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼ on November 26, 2013, 09:47:09 am
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Re: When you have played too much dwarf fortress
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2014, 11:15:51 am »
Yo guys.
Mica has "close to perfect basal cleavage."-Wikipedia
That's hot.
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