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Evil Corp.
« on: May 09, 2014, 05:50:45 pm »

Evil Corp

Everything Isn't Enough

You're rich. Not Richie Rich rich, but you still easily have enough money to live in comfort for a long, long time. However, there's one small problem. For one reason or another, you have an evil plan you need to carry out. Maybe the government is making a case against you for gaining your fortune in less-then-legal ways. Maybe everything just isn't enough for you. Whatever the reason is, it's enough to turn you bad. The question isn't whether you'll win. You're already sure you'll win. The question is, how?

I just got this idea. I'm sorry that the OP isn't a wall of text, I didn't really have much to put here. Evil Corp. is a suggestion game about being the founder, CEO, and owner of a corporation with evil plans. Your job is to complete your plan, and survive.

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Corporation Sheet (click to show/hide)

Please give me feedback if you have any.

(My other games aren't dead.)
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Re: Evil Corp.
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2014, 06:02:24 pm »

Name: Jason Boyd
Age: 52
Gender: Male
Appearance: A 6"2' man white man, who usually wears a black suit, has black hair shaved nearly to the scalp, and has blue-ish gray eyes.
Backstory: He grew up believing the world around him was evil, especially the country he lived in, America. He lived through part of the cold war, most of the Vietnam war, through Iran, and he felt America was the evil one in those wars, not those they hurt. He grew up watching TV shows and playing video games that made him dream of being a mercenary, saving those who were in harm and defiling America.
Skills: Acute knowledge of warfare.
The Plan: Denounce America and it's power, and dismantle the government.

Name: Boyd Co.
Main Product: Firearms and bodyarmour. JUSTICE
Profit: 1 million$
Assets: A pizza resturant chain named "Boyd's Pies" to legally collect funds.
Employees: 100~ workers. 500~ scientists. 1000~ soldiers Completely normal, legal guards.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2014, 09:20:54 pm by Jboy2000000 »
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Re: Evil Corp.
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2014, 06:14:47 pm »

Name: Snidely Whiplash
Age: 45
Gender: Male
Appearance: A completely not-evil looking man wearing a monocle. top hat and black cloak, with a handlebar mustache.
Backstory: When Snidely was young, a toddler set his house on fire, which killed his entire family, save Snidely. When he was in an orphanage, he was bullied for his money all the time. Then one day, he won the lottery. He has since used his money to fund EvilCorp, a company bent on stealign candy from children and other heineious plans.
Skills: Making Evil Plans, kidnapping Damsels, Ransoming
The Plan: Earn enough money to build a machine to automatically steal candy from children and do whatever other evil plans Snidely comes up with.

Name: EvilCorp
Main Product: Henchmen
Profit: 1 million dollas
Assets:
Employees: 750 workers, 500 scientists, 500 guards.

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Re: Evil Corp.
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2014, 06:27:07 pm »

Name: Miriam Yochevid
Age: 22
Gender: Female
Appearance: This petite, short-haired brunette couldn't possibly be a threat, right? With those deep, blue eyes and that sweet smile that's always on her face, surely she's nice! Pale white, almost as though she never goes outside, and always wears a dark purple T-shirt and black jeans.
Backstory: From a young age, Ms. Yochevid always wanted to be a goddess. Well, obviously not an actual goddess, but she wanted to be worshipped! That's why she decided to enslave people through the use of... Candy. Yep, candy. Using a combination of drugs and torture, she plans on making the masses worship her!
Skills: Looking harmless and cute, being scary, making candy.
The Plan: Force people to worship me, silly!

Name: Yochlette Chocolate
Main Product: Chocolate
Profit: One miiiillion dollars!
Assets: Small store in Chicago, lab in some rural area.
Employees: 500~ Workers, 300~ Scientists, 500 Guards
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Re: Evil Corp.
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2014, 06:32:43 pm »

Name: Chees E. Cake
Age: 48
Gender: Male
Appearance: A man in a suit, with a cheesecake hat/mask.
Backstory: Once upon a time, a man made a cheesecake. Then that cheesecake stood up and began to walk. Then he talked. Then he became CEO and founder of Cake Industries. You know, a day in the life of Chees E. Cake.
Skills: Torture/Baking
The Plan: Repurpose the biomass of lesser beings into a big cheesecake.

Name: Cake Industries
Main Product: Bioterrorism
Profit: 1 Million Dollars
Assets: Birthing Chamber, Bakery
Employees: 500 outsourced workers, 400 guards, 200 scientists, 50 chefs, 1 hivemind (bound to Chees E. Cake)

« Last Edit: May 09, 2014, 10:57:47 pm by Cheesecake »
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Re: Evil Corp.
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2014, 06:41:25 pm »

Name: Fidel Castro
Age: 48
Gender: Male
Appearnce: Skills: Veteran politician and Trained extensively by KGB.
The Plan: Become the world bank and foreclose all countries that defy us. Except the U.S..they're going bankrupt for trying to kill me.

Name: Peoples Republic of Cuba
Main Product: Communism and Terror
Profit: 1 million dollars
Assets: An entire country

Or 1000 unskilled but blindly loyal workers, 500 guards, 250 doctors, and The presidential palace.
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Re: Evil Corp.
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2014, 07:23:18 pm »

Name: Jason Boyd
Age: 52
Gender: Male
Appearance: A 6"2' man white man, who usually wears a black suit, has black hair shaved nearly to the scalp, and has blue-ish gray eyes.
Backstory: He grew up believing the world around him was evil, especially the country he lived in, America. He lived through part of the cold war, most of the Vietnam war, through Iran, and he felt America was the evil one in those wars, not those they hurt. He grew up watching TV shows and playing video games that made him dream of being a mercenary, saving those who were in harm and defiling America.
Skills: Acute knowledge of warfare
The Plan: Denounce America and it's power, and dismantle the government.

Name: Boyd Co.
Main Product: Firearms and bodyarmour. JUSTICE
Profit: 1 million$
Assets:
Employees: 100~ workers. 500~ scientists. 1000~ soldiers Completely normal, legal guards.
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Re: Evil Corp.
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2014, 07:28:18 pm »

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Spoiler: Corporation Sheet (click to show/hide)

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Re: Evil Corp.
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2014, 07:32:19 pm »

No magicks. This is modern times, more or less.

I'd prefer people list assets, too. Probably should've been more clear about that.
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Re: Evil Corp.
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2014, 07:40:55 pm »

No magicks. This is modern times, more or less.

I'd prefer people list assets, too. Probably should've been more clear about that.

What if the companies don't have any assets?
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Re: Evil Corp.
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2014, 09:13:36 pm »

Then... I think that's a Ponzi scheme you're thinking of, Jboy.
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Re: Evil Corp.
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2014, 09:21:08 pm »

Alright, I added an asset for mine.
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Re: Evil Corp.
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2014, 12:37:24 pm »

So... I'd like to start today, but we've only got one vote on any of the suggestions. I'll take that in a couple of hours if nothing else gets any votes.
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Re: Evil Corp.
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2014, 12:54:09 pm »

Name: Miriam Yochevid
Age: 22
Gender: Female
Appearance: This petite, short-haired brunette couldn't possibly be a threat, right? With those deep, blue eyes and that sweet smile that's always on her face, surely she's nice! Pale white, almost as though she never goes outside, and always wears a dark purple T-shirt and black jeans.
Backstory: From a young age, Ms. Yochevid always wanted to be a goddess. Well, obviously not an actual goddess, but she wanted to be worshipped! That's why she decided to enslave people through the use of... Candy. Yep, candy. Using a combination of drugs and torture, she plans on making the masses worship her!
Skills: Looking harmless and cute, being scary, making candy.
The Plan: Force people to worship me, silly!

Name: Yochlette Chocolate
Main Product: Chocolate
Profit: One miiiillion dollars!
Assets: Small store in Chicago, lab in some rural area.
Employees: 500~ Workers, 300~ Scientists, 500 Guards
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Re: Evil Corp.
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2014, 12:57:09 pm »

Quote from: Kassire (Close enough to what he said.)
All the plus ones, sir, to Lyeos's suggestion involving drugs and candy.

It's funny because I suggested that as a joke!  :)
« Last Edit: May 10, 2014, 01:01:02 pm by Lyeos »
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