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[ShadowHammer]

Fine, go the sane and logical route.

Pick some of the herbs, shove them in our mouth. Grab a sturdy stick and bite down on it. Try and attempt to set our broken leg.

Maybe we'll be lucky enough to have been paying attention when the god of leg splints was showing us how to splint broken legs that one time.

[IcyTea31]

No, we don't need to fix it by ourselves when we can have a "coincidence". Luck out to have a travelling healer passing by on a nearby road. Yell out to him.

[Shadestyle]

Screw that noise, I -am- a Travelling healer, and yeah, the god of leg splints really should get an honorary "deux ex machina" badge, all things considered.

You grab the herbs and as instructed by the maddening voices in your head, shove the herbs and a branch in your mouth for what will likely be an experience to forget, Gods, you are starting to sound like the old ones' vessel, Hey there's an idea!

you successfully splint your broken leg with the bounty provided by nature, the herbs, while bitter and unsavory serve their purpose well in dulling the intense pain, likely magic ones too, since you feel your leg bones begin to knit together, great, you traded one problem for another, since calcium is hard to come by when you only eat pure energy. your vision blurs slightly and your stomach growls, You gather the remaining herbs in that patch, and consider Trying your damnedest to remember just how herbs like those work for future reference,

(Y, N)

But for now, you have an idea that just might be crazy enough to work.

Old ones, I am Fortuna Luck, Goddess of Chance, and I need a favor!

The sound if all life being silenced erupts in a cacophony of utter silence as you hear your response, from the abyss that stares back.

Huh, what? is this thing on? *Coughing* it is? yeah, ok, LADY FORTUNA, WHAT BUSINESS HAVE YOU OF  US, WHO EXISTED BEFORE TIME ITSELF.

I need a teleport to Macguffin town, and in return I shall give you an IOU in the future, for a price to be discussed.

SERIOUSLY? YOU CALLED US HERE FROM OUR PING PONG GAME FOR TRANSPORTATION?

you hear the faint sound of wind whistling and Roaring in the background.

Yes, it is of grave importance, the very fate of this world may depend on it, again that is.

FINE, BUT YOU BETTER HAVE SOMETHING PRETTY SWEET FOR US WHEN WHEN TIME COMES. THE TELEPORT WILL TAKE 2 HOURS BEFORE INSTANTLY TELEPORTING YOU TO OUR HOST, BETTER FIND SOMETHING TO ALLEVIATE YOUR BOREDOM UNTIL THEN.

The sound of puppies being kicked fades as the old ones presence leaves you.

Your vision blurs again, more violently as your hunger returns in full force, that campsite is beginning to look very promising, maybe you could perform some parlor tricks with what little power you have left.

What will you do? barring create time paradoxes of course.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Evimeria
Level; 1
Exp; 23%
Health; Pretty bad shape
Mana; Perfect
Godly Power; Running on empty

Spoiler: Skills Evimeria Three slots remaining. (click to show/hide)

Empty

Spoiler: Inventory, 3 slots remaining (click to show/hide)

Goddess Gown; A Magical garment that reflect's it's wearers health, it is in complete shambles, and in a meta sense of the word, worse than when you got to the castle. Adds 4 inventory slots.

EQUIPPED EVIMERIA

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Bundle of herbs; There are three types in this small bundle of herbs, red, green, and yellow. your knowledge of herbs, however muddled it may be, tells you that only one of them can heal on it's own, the rest merely augment it

[Worldmaster27]

Rob the campsite of anything valuable. Anything edible would be good too.

[IcyTea31]

Be lucky enough to have a deer appear and stumble onto a conveniently placed pointy stick.

[Shadestyle]

The herbs are doing their job at least, your dress turns a muddled shade of blotchy yellow, reflecting your sudden case of malnutrition.

oh hey, look at that, it would be useful if you had something to cook it on and... whoa, that capsite is a -little- bigger than you thought, you leave your raw potential meal and have a closer look.

This has got to be a bad idea, but there HAS to be something to eat there, even if you have to steal it...

Learned Steal Lvl 1!

"HALT RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM"

"Gods, will you shut up Jimminy, WE are criminal scum, Pardon my idiotic son, Who are you fine madam, My own name is-"

GROCER!

"Hmm? Don't interrupt, nobleman scum, paying my group does not quantify rudeness in my campsite"

"Never mind that, Made it to Banditville huh, Lady Luck? Looks like you have worse luck than you are credited for, Grocer, order your men to kill this woman, immediately."

"Lady luck huh? well with a name like that I am afraid i will have to hold off on the killing, until I-

NONSENSE, If you won't do it, I WILL.

"Think fast lady, bout to have to open a can of whoop ass on our friend's toy eh?

He throws you an electric blue bracer with the word "Bansai" engraved on it in all caps, Upon equipping it you fell your well of godly power bottom out, While still empty, it feels as though no amount of power could reach your new limits, if there are any.

The Floating eye Glows a bright red, it's spikes begin to move to and fro.

you feel your mana system lock up as the bracer shudders on your wrist, casting spells will be dangerous while it is on, you think.

You feel a trickle of godly power within you as Grocer's respect for luck washes over you, his son is a heretic prick though.

Because of some serious pestering by your unconscious future self, you decide to take a mental dip into the art of time magic as well,

Learned Temporal magic Lvl 1

What will you do? barring create time paradoxes of course.

You still have one skill slot remaining. and all paradox preventive prerequisits have been fulfilled

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Evimeria
Level; 1
Exp; 23%
Health; Hungry, Very.
Mana; Locked
Godly power; Low

Spoiler: Skills Evimeria One Slot remaining. (click to show/hide)

Steal (Lvl 1); Allows the user to attempt to steal something.

Temporal magic (Lvl 1); Alters the flow of time, the more focus a person's mind has, the more effective the spell is.

Spoiler: Inventory, 3 slots remaining (click to show/hide)

Goddess Gown; A Magical garment that reflect's it's wearers health, it is in complete shambles, and in a meta sense of the word, worse than when you got to the castle. Adds 4 inventory slots.

EQUIPPED EVIMERIA

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Edgardo Bracer; A Relic from a long lost land, grants the user overflowing spirit at the cost of specialized spells, (Removes limit on special stat, But locks mana.)

EQUIPPED EVIMERIA

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Bundle of herbs; There are three types in this small bundle of herbs, red, green, and yellow. your knowledge of herbs, however muddled it may be, tells you that only one of them can heal on it's own, the rest merely augment it

[Worldmaster27]

Use our godly power to summon our scepter. Use it to beat up the eye thing.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Use our godly power to summon our scepter. Use it to beat up the eye thing.

Probably the best option while wearing the bracer. +1

[IcyTea31]

Use our godly power to summon our scepter. Use it to beat up the eye thing.

Probably the best option while wearing the bracer. +1

+1 Yeah, show them what the god of beating up floating eyes taught us.

[ShadowHammer]

Use our godly power to summon our scepter. Use it to beat up the eye thing.

Probably the best option while wearing the bracer. +1

+1 Yeah, show them what the god of beating up floating eyes taught us.

+1

[Shadestyle]

You use your Godly power to summon your weapon of choice, a hooked scepter.

Heh, those silly Racoons.

What?

Never you mind that son, On guard!

The eye shudders violently and strikes at the ground, throwing gravel in your face, ouch.

You retaliate, using knowledge gained from the god of hitting floating eyes' Presentation about self defense, gods you were so drunk at that party.

The eye's display is cracked from your onslaught, it sparks dangerously from heavy mana leakage, one of it's red-hot  prongs sways dangerously to keep it afloat.

Jimminy and Grocer prepare their own weapons, but only watch, likely they will only step in if it is necessary, that's fine, you would like this beat-down all to yourself. good practice for when you beat up the real thing.

your staff shimmers, cracks appearing in its surface, it won't last too much longer, and then it is back to being dreadfully unarmed. this thing has all the strength of particularly strong glass anyway, no big loss.

You still have one skill slot remaining. and all paradox preventive prerequisites have been fulfilled

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Evimeria
Level; 1
Exp; 45%
Health; Hungry, Face is cut up a bit.
Mana; Locked
Godly power; Running on fumes

Spoiler: Skills Evimeria One Slot remaining. (click to show/hide)

Steal (Lvl 1); Allows the user to attempt to steal something. (Currently at a 20% chance)

Temporal magic (Lvl 1); Alters the flow of time, the more focus a person's mind has, the more effective the spell is. (Mana cost is moderate while concious, sending solid objects back in time is currently beyond your mana limits.)

Spoiler: Inventory, 3 slots remaining (click to show/hide)

Goddess Gown; A Magical garment that reflect's it's wearers health, it is in complete shambles, and in a meta sense of the word, worse than when you got to the castle. Adds 4 inventory slots.

EQUIPPED EVIMERIA

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Edgardo Bracer; A Relic from a long lost land, grants the user overflowing spirit at the cost of specialized spells, (Removes limit on special stat, But locks mana.)

EQUIPPED EVIMERIA

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Bundle of herbs; There are three types in this small bundle of herbs, red, green, and yellow. your knowledge of herbs, however muddled it may be, tells you that only one of them can heal on it's own, the rest merely augment it

Lady Luck's Lock Looter; Perfect for whacking enemies into unconsciousness, and doing things only a giant hook-cane can. Cracks run up and down it, signifying that this particular summoning of it won't last.

EQUIPPED EVIMERIA

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[Worldmaster27]

Whack the eye with the staff until it breaks, then punch it in the eye.

[Harbingerjm]

You still have one skill slot remaining. and all paradox preventive prerequisites have been fulfilled

I say we keep our affinity with Dice. We can use their tiny little malevolent faces to spy across the world(s), win huge sums in casinos, and make gamers cry.

[Worldmaster27]

You still have one skill slot remaining. and all paradox preventive prerequisites have been fulfilled

I say we keep our affinity with Dice. We can use their tiny little malevolent faces to spy across the world(s), win huge sums in casinos, and make gamers cry.

+1 this makes total sense for a god to have.

[IcyTea31]

I'd like to say that not all paradox preventation measures are fulfilled. We still have to survive until present time without dying horribly.