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[~Neri]

To town then.

[Arcvasti]

Go into the dungeony thing.

[javierpwn]

Into the dark tomb of despair and loot!

[The Froggy Ninja]

Into the dark tomb of despair and loot!

Tombs for the Tomb God. Loot for the Toot Throne.

[Lyeos]

If we get lutes, do we have a lute-loot loot-throne, or a loot-lute lute-throne?

[The Froggy Ninja]

If we get lutes, do we have a lute-loot loot-throne, or a loot-lute lute-throne?

A loot-lute loot-throne.

[Lyeos]

If we get lutes, do we have a lute-loot loot-throne, or a loot-lute lute-throne?

A loot-lute loot-throne.

I think you forgot to carry the two. Kevak, math please?

[~Neri]

I think it's a looted-lute loot-throne.

[Shadestyle]

Sorry, guy's i accidentally a massive post before the influx of Tomb votes came in, the toot throne will have to wait

Ahh Macguffin town, where weird crap happens on a daily basis.

is That the town motto?

it was, until a word-wizard came and destroyed the town motto

You take a tour though town, seeing such sights as the Guild house, With side-quests and exposition galore

You also see some children playing near a well.

Continung your stroll about town you see a tent, a hunchback outside yells to passersby "Come to Beardbeards Magical Menagary, filled with treasures galore, at a reasonable price!"

You pass through a marketplace selling potions, stones, Clockwork trinkets and Containers.

A Dwarven caravan is in town, it is covered in many spikes, and seems to be expelling some kind of smoke, they may have goods to offer.

you pass by a strange building. That is Al's weaponshop, he sells some of the more powerful weapons this side of the planes, But he is also a dangerous lunatic, he killed a dragon once, it wasn't causing problems or anything, he told me he needed the entire corpse to pick some corn out of his teeth, the corpse was never found, so i suppose he succeeded

And here we have Castle Macguffin, where stuff happens that you probably should have expected in hindsight.

Ahh, here it is, my secret stash of 1000 gold pieces, This should more than afford a trinket or two for your travels, Meet me at the castle afther you are done touring about and we will see about taking down that necromancer with my father's approval.

It is morning, the sun will need to be much brighter to penetrate your dud's however

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

8 Turns before Dusk, 2 turns before midday

Kirek Shnapps
Level 2
Exp; 21%
Health; perfect
Mana;  Perfect
SD;     Medium Density (2 turns daylight shielding)

Prince Richard Blubfysh
Level 1
Exp; 10%
Health; Perfect
Mana; Perfect
Favor; You feel a pressure, like a friendly hug

Spoiler: Kirek's Abilities (click to show/hide)

Shadow Claw: Allows for basic grapple, claw, and slash attacks, shadow density can be expended to extend it temporarily to reach far off targets, or to grapple to new area's.

Spoiler: Spells/Skills Kirek (click to show/hide)

Healing shadow(LV2); Equalizes your concentration of Shadow Density, Mitigating wounds, can also be used to stitch mortal wounds together in others using their shadows. (Mana Cost is trivial)

Kirek

Enchanting(LV7); No artificer is quite complete without this, it will allow you to enhance Material Objects to your hearts desire, but is exhausting to your mana network, you can also perform a temporary version of it on yourself and objects for a much smaller effort (Permanent mana cost is Hard, Temporary mana cost is Trivial.)

Kirek

Spoiler: Spells/Skills Richard (click to show/hide)

Glorious Blast(LV2); Send forth a blast of holy energy, from the Gods themselves, Which ones send it depends on your Favor. (Mana cost is Variable, Specify strength)

Richard

Shine Shape(LV2); Create an object from light itself, as is your birthright, for a single turn it will not give you what you want, but rather, what you need. (Mana cost is medium, state a usage rather than an object, eg. "Shine Shape a weapon that can reach that foe"

Richard

Spoiler: Skill Books (click to show/hide)

(Bandit) Mannerisms(LV15); Naturally gives a +6 to bandity actions if a roll is under 5.
Subsets-

Bandity stab(LV1); Stab the enemy in the face, or face-analogue, has a 2% chance to auto-steal.

Spoiler: Inventory, (One open slot) (click to show/hide)

Holy Symbol; Causes your Shadow Density to boost when around things possessing a heart or soul.

?Bandit? Knife; A very well made dagger, curved and with many grooves in it, you feel that even if it were not made with this in mind, it could hold mana and perform many useful rituals within those smooth seamed grooves, The back of the handle appears to open up to some kind of hollow tube within, it is currently empty.

Sweet ass bandanna; This is a very well made, very cool looking bandanna. Will not take up inventory slots if equipped. Grants one additional turn before sunlight begins to affect you. adds 5 levels to (Bandit) Mannerisms If equipped while using the skill.

EQUIPPED KIREK

Blue leather coat; This is a very well made coat, with four large pockets sewn on the inside. Increases Inventory capacity from 1 To 5. Grants one additional turn before the sun begins to affect you

EQUIPPED KIREK

Vial of (Healant); A chemical invented by the necromantic Meatchanics to repair their fleshy robots. Works on living flesh as well, making it a cheap alternative to healing potions. As for what a Meatchanic is? well that is another story for another time. Contains one serving

Book of Skills: (Bandit) Mannerisms LV 10; This book contains all the information necessary to act, think, and talk like a bandit, you won't retain a single thing from it, due to your piss memory, so you must have it in your inventory to use the Skill (Bandit) Mannerisms LV 10 (It is Being scrawled on in it's back pages).

Note from noble; Is that the smell of "evidence" in the air? I believe so. Triggers story sequence later on if obtained.

Vial of (Advanced Monkey Potion); What happens when Druids meet alchemy? Advanced Transformation Potions of course. Transforms the user into a flesh and blood chimpanzee for 5 Turns, all wounds are restored on use. Contains one serving.

Crown of the Prince; He who wears this crown is seen by the gods, and receives blessings and curses from their attention.

EQUIPPED RICHARD

Necromantic Chunk (LV1); Reverses spell effects in it's area of effect, Can be influenced when used specifically as a foci for a spell. (Orbiter enchantment, Has limited sentience, And highly limited awareness,)

[Worldmaster27]

Go into Al's shop.

[ShadowHammer]

Go into Al's shop.

"Legitimately Crazy Al's"? This seems like a bad idea, so +1.

[~Neri]

Go into Al's shop.

"Legitimately Crazy Al's"? This seems like a bad idea, so +1.

+1!

[Arcvasti]

Go into Al's shop.

"Legitimately Crazy Al's"? This seems like a bad idea, so +1.

+1!

+1

[Harbingerjm]

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you pass by a strange building. That is Al's weaponshop, he sells some of the more powerful weapons this side of the planes, But he is also a dangerous lunatic, he killed a dragon once, it wasn't causing problems or anything, he told me he needed the entire corpse to pick some corn out of his teeth, the corpse was never found, so i suppose he succeeded

[Shadestyle]

"SILLY BOY, YOU DON'T ENTER THE SHOP, THE SHOP ENTERS YOU, IT ENTERS US ALL, HAVE A FREEBY, ANYTHING YOU WANT, JUST ASK, UNLESS YOU ASK FOR SOMETHING DICKISH, THEN THE LITTLE FRIENDS IN MY HEAD CONSUME YOUR SHADOWY FLESH WITH THEIR CHEETO'S."

While others may not notice it, there is clearly an Eldridge portal in his tooth according to your shadow senses, you had best take him up on his offer, lest some Old ones be offended, without going inside of course, that guy's cray cray.

You suppose since he refuses to let you enter you will have to either be creative about what kind of weapon you want, or take a shot in the dark as to what he has.

"I SELL ANYTHING THAT IS SMASHY, STABBY OR SHOOTY, BUY SOMETHING AND I WILL THROW IN THIS CRAP PISTOL ALONG WITH YOUR FREEBY, IT IS POWERED BY LUCK AND THEREFORE USELESS, THAT MEANS YOU GET THREE THINGS IF YOU BUY ONE OF THEM, POSTERS"

What?

"NOT IMPORTANT."

A convenient cloud cover is approaching, likely to rain today in the Town of Macguffin

You could likely carry three things, temporarily with your new arm, you would need to get a container while you are in town however.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

8 Turns before Dusk, 2 turns before midday

Kirek Shnapps
Level 2
Exp; 21%
Health; perfect
Mana;  Perfect
SD;     Medium Density (2 turns daylight shielding)

Prince Richard Blubfysh
Level 1
Exp; 10%
Health; Perfect
Mana; Perfect
Favor; You feel a pressure, like a friendly hug

Spoiler: Kirek's Abilities (click to show/hide)

Shadow Claw: Allows for basic grapple, claw, and slash attacks, shadow density can be expended to extend it temporarily to reach far off targets, or to grapple to new area's.

Spoiler: Spells/Skills Kirek (click to show/hide)

Healing shadow(LV2); Equalizes your concentration of Shadow Density, Mitigating wounds, can also be used to stitch mortal wounds together in others using their shadows. (Mana Cost is trivial)

Kirek

Enchanting(LV7); No artificer is quite complete without this, it will allow you to enhance Material Objects to your hearts desire, but is exhausting to your mana network, you can also perform a temporary version of it on yourself and objects for a much smaller effort (Permanent mana cost is Hard, Temporary mana cost is Trivial.)

Kirek

Spoiler: Spells/Skills Richard (click to show/hide)

Glorious Blast(LV2); Send forth a blast of holy energy, from the Gods themselves, Which ones send it depends on your Favor. (Mana cost is Variable, Specify strength)

Richard

Shine Shape(LV2); Create an object from light itself, as is your birthright, for a single turn it will not give you what you want, but rather, what you need. (Mana cost is medium, state a usage rather than an object, eg. "Shine Shape a weapon that can reach that foe"

Richard

Spoiler: Skill Books (click to show/hide)

(Bandit) Mannerisms(LV15); Naturally gives a +6 to bandity actions if a roll is under 5.
Subsets-

Bandity stab(LV1); Stab the enemy in the face, or face-analogue, has a 2% chance to auto-steal.

Spoiler: Inventory, (One open slot) (click to show/hide)

Holy Symbol; Causes your Shadow Density to boost when around things possessing a heart or soul.

?Bandit? Knife; A very well made dagger, curved and with many grooves in it, you feel that even if it were not made with this in mind, it could hold mana and perform many useful rituals within those smooth seamed grooves, The back of the handle appears to open up to some kind of hollow tube within, it is currently empty.

Sweet ass bandanna; This is a very well made, very cool looking bandanna. Will not take up inventory slots if equipped. Grants one additional turn before sunlight begins to affect you. adds 5 levels to (Bandit) Mannerisms If equipped while using the skill.

EQUIPPED KIREK

Blue leather coat; This is a very well made coat, with four large pockets sewn on the inside. Increases Inventory capacity from 1 To 5. Grants one additional turn before the sun begins to affect you

EQUIPPED KIREK

Vial of (Healant); A chemical invented by the necromantic Meatchanics to repair their fleshy robots. Works on living flesh as well, making it a cheap alternative to healing potions. As for what a Meatchanic is? well that is another story for another time. Contains one serving

Book of Skills: (Bandit) Mannerisms LV 10; This book contains all the information necessary to act, think, and talk like a bandit, you won't retain a single thing from it, due to your piss memory, so you must have it in your inventory to use the Skill (Bandit) Mannerisms LV 10 (It is Being scrawled on in it's back pages).

Note from noble; Is that the smell of "evidence" in the air? I believe so. Triggers story sequence later on if obtained.

Vial of (Advanced Monkey Potion); What happens when Druids meet alchemy? Advanced Transformation Potions of course. Transforms the user into a flesh and blood chimpanzee for 5 Turns, all wounds are restored on use. Contains one serving.

Crown of the Prince; He who wears this crown is seen by the gods, and receives blessings and curses from their attention.

EQUIPPED RICHARD

Necromantic Chunk (LV1); Reverses spell effects in it's area of effect, Can be influenced when used specifically as a foci for a spell. (Orbiter enchantment, Has limited sentience, And highly limited awareness,)