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[ShadowHammer]

Richard:Shoot the staff/rod/thing! Hug dad first!

Nicoli:Slash that blob until it's dead! Shineshade slash after Richard hugs you! If throne is nearby, throw it at the lich before Richard fires to distract him!

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+1. A sound strategy.

[Shadestyle]

You lift yourself to your feet, hugging your father in the process, then you relay the plan hastely, as the lich and his cohort aproach

I believe that the staff may hold his weakness, I will need a distraction to get a clear shot however.

Oops, well i suppose i will just have to sit on something comfortable from now on.
Your father exclaims as he uproots the throne and prepares to throw it, He allways did despise that thing.

Each of you prepare your plans as the Lich approaches

A massive wall of dark energy builds up before exploding, throwing you both from your feet!

Ok, No, I believe I am done playing around, The sooner I murder the both of you, Brutally, the sooner I get the healant I desperately need.

His hand glows with an Unholy fire, He raises the stump in preparation for what is likely the last thing you will ever see, You brace yourself and...

HOLY SHIT

Now son, you don't want the favor of those kind of gods.

You see a Lady in a gold dress standing at the far end of the room, a smoking gun in her hand, Kirek and Some strange Frog-Person Rush in after her.

Give me back my gun and!...

What? Get good, or get wrecked.

The Lady promptly passes out from exhaustion, her golden dress and her are covered in cuts and scrapes, she looks like she ran three miles through a "Getting punched in the face" Grove and hit every branch on the way out.

The Blob is splattered all over the wall like a poor paint job and the Lich needed that like he needs that new hole in his head, The bullet has knocked his head right off, but due to it missing the important bits, like his phylactary, he "survives" and teleports to parts unknown in a burst of black fire.

Someone Fetch a doctor, quick! What happened?!

I will go get the doctor, and stop whining, it's not like she's poisoned or anything.

Me and my friend here were fighting our way to you, when this lady came by and snatched "Ante-Ante" right out of my sack, and rushed in here, I suppose we are lucky she succeeded in robbing me, though the shopkeep who sold it to me said only very lucky people could fire it.

Yeah, she Swooced right past us and Blew that guy's head right off, Talk about a series of coincidences!

Yes indeed M'lady, I suppose i should introduce myself, I am Richard, Richard Blubfysh, and you are?

The Party is rearranged, The King leaves the party in recognition of your full suite bout' to happen.

You are now Kirek, Again.

The sun begins to set, A Baby dragon runs by outside, crying out as it's very age is taken from it, You shudder at the depravity Those old ones have, You don't Hear Al though, So it will likely survive at least.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

640 Gold
1 Turns before Dusk
Kirek Shnapps
Level 2
Exp; 55%
Health; perfect
Mana;  Perfect
SD;     Medium Density (2 turns daylight shielding)

Prince Richard Blubfysh
Level 1
Exp; 65%
Health; Perfect
Mana; Perfect
Favor; You feel a pressure, like a friendly hug


Level 2
Exp; 43%
Health; Perfect
Mana; Perfect
Studying; No time for that just yet, got a town to save!

Fairly Obviously Lady Luck, (But the rest of the party don't know Jack Crap yet)
Level 1
Health; Passed out
Mana; Refried Chicken
Godly Status; Completely tapped out

Spoiler: Kirek's Abilities (click to show/hide)

Shadow Claw: Allows for basic grapple, claw, and slash attacks, shadow density can be expended to extend it temporarily to reach far off targets, or to grapple to new area's.

Spoiler: Spells/Skills Kirek (click to show/hide)

Healing shadow(LV2); Equalizes your concentration of Shadow Density, Mitigating wounds, can also be used to stitch mortal wounds together in others using their shadows. (Mana Cost is trivial)

Kirek

Enchanting(LV7); No artificer is quite complete without this, it will allow you to enhance Material Objects to your hearts desire, but is exhausting to your mana network, you can also perform a temporary version of it on yourself and objects for a much smaller effort (Permanent mana cost is Hard, Temporary mana cost is Trivial.)

Kirek

Spoiler: Spells/Skills Richard (click to show/hide)

Glorious Blast(LV2); Send forth a blast of holy energy, from the Gods themselves, Which ones send it depends on your Favor. (Mana cost is Variable, Specify strength)

Richard

Shine Shape(LV2); Create an object from light itself, as is your birthright, for a single turn. It will not give you what you want, but rather, what you need. (Mana cost is medium, state a usage rather than an object, eg. "Shine Shape a weapon that can reach that foe"

Richard

Spoiler: Spells/Skills ??? (click to show/hide)

Alchemical Prodigy(LV???);At it's current level it allows the user to readily identify and understand all bases of Alchemy, It also causes a daily Study subject to appear under the user's stat page

Mix and match(LV8) Allows the user to Jerry-rig a Mechanical or magical machine from parts provided, guaranteed to be of use or your money back!

Natural Lifetime(LV7) Allows the user to draw on experience given only by a life through the eye's of a cog in nature's grand machine, Allows for complete control over one's body and provides insight on mundane creatures immediately on encounter.

Spoiler: Skill Books (click to show/hide)

(Bandit) Mannerisms(LV15); Naturally gives a +6 to bandity actions if a roll is under 5.
Subsets-

Bandity stab(LV1); Stab the enemy in the face, or face-analogue, has a 2% chance to auto-steal.

Spoiler: Inventory, 2 slots remaining (click to show/hide)

Bandanna of holding; A Neckerchief filled with a large amount of alchemical reagents, and memories, you can smell the memories, Adds 6 inventory slots

EQUIPPED

Recipe for (Advanced Anthropomorphic potion); details the ingredients and processes necessary to produce a potion of some kind.

Mortar and Pistil; A set of traditional alchemical tools crafted from adamantite and adamantine. Originally arising from an argument as to which one is tougher, turns out, they are both indestructable.

EQUIPPED

Flask of (Advanced Anthropomorphic Potion); 's legacy, this potion allows the common animal to gain human like intelligence and form for three days, the effects of it wearing off and being reused are unknown at this time. Contains 2/3 servings.

Flask of (Roman Hellfire); Those Romans always did try to show up Greece, A magical fire born of a liquid, combining the power of Greek fire to burn through all things material, and the Flame that guards the mages of Hades, Which consumes Mana as though it were kindling, this flask however, only contains a mere 10th of a liter, but still more than enough to melt through both might and magic. The bottle itself looks to be made of hundreds of tiny bugs made of glass, there are strage things that go into containing Roman Hellfire, And hypnotized diamond scarabs are one of them.

Tongue Cap: A heavy spiked ball looking like it came from a maul of some kind, it's spikes are hollow, looking like they should contain some kind of liquid, it also glows with some inherent magic (Converts mana from targets hit into Impure Alchahest)

EQUIPPED

Jug of (Impure Alchahest); a Splitting agent used in many aspects of both alchemy and alchahestry splits objects into two, each containing weaker aspects of the original object, It contains 8/10 servings

Burgundy satchel; A nice looking sack that you carry over your back, adds a whopping 10 extra slots, but takes a turn to root through it.

Wand of Pew pew; Fires magical lazers from the red end, Requires charging by way of magical charging dock (100%)

Holy Symbol; Causes your Shadow Density to boost when around things possessing a heart or soul.

EQUIPPED KIREK

Kirek's Knife; A very well made dagger, curved and with many grooves in it, you feel that even if it were not made with this in mind, it could hold mana and perform many useful rituals within those smooth seamed grooves, The back of the handle appears to open up to some kind of hollow tube within, it is currently empty.

EQUIPPED KIREK

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Sweet ass bandanna; This is a very well made, very cool looking bandanna. Will not take up inventory slots if equipped. Grants one additional turn before sunlight begins to affect you. adds 5 levels to (Bandit) Mannerisms If equipped while using the skill.

EQUIPPED KIREK

Blue leather coat; This is a very well made coat, with four large pockets sewn on the inside. Increases Inventory capacity from 1 To 5. Grants one additional turn before the sun begins to affect you

EQUIPPED KIREK

Vial of (Healant); A chemical invented by the necromantic Meatchanics to repair their fleshy robots. Works on living flesh as well, making it a cheap alternative to healing potions. As for what a Meatchanic is? well that is another story for another time. Contains one serving

Book of Skills: (Bandit) Mannerisms LV 10; This book contains all the information necessary to act, think, and talk like a bandit, you won't retain a single thing from it, due to your piss memory, so you must have it in your inventory to use the Skill (Bandit) Mannerisms LV 10 (It is Being scrawled on in it's back pages).

Note from noble; Is that the smell of "evidence" in the air? I believe so. Triggers story sequence later on if obtained.

Crown of the Prince; He who wears this crown is seen by the gods, and receives blessings and curses from their attention.

EQUIPPED RICHARD

Necromantic Chunk (LV1); Reverses spell effects in it's area of effect, Can be influenced when used specifically as a foci for a spell. (Orbiter enchantment, Has limited sentience, And highly limited awareness,)

EQUIPPED KIREK

Spoiler: Burgundy Satchel, 8 slots remaining (click to show/hide)

Haversack; Adds two extra inventory slots, but cannot hold equipment (Contains 1 charging dock, and 1 vial of transformation potion)

Ante-Ante; A golden gun with a single shot, without a trigger or a chamber, it is only through luck one could fire it.

Charging Dock; Drains pure magic from the user to charge a Wand of pew pew, Drains half the users mana system on use.

Vial of (Advanced Monkey Potion); What happens when Druids meet alchemy? Advanced Transformation Potions of course. Transforms the user into a flesh and blood chimpanzee for 5 Turns, all wounds are restored on use. Contains one serving.

[~Neri]

Did.. Did the Goddess of Luck run the Gauntlet?

[The Froggy Ninja]

Did.. Did the Goddess of Luck run the Gauntlet?

Apparently so.
Healing shadow.

[~Neri]

... If she plans on being malicious.. We are all doomed.

[Lyeos]

Vial of healant?

[ShadowHammer]

Did.. Did the Goddess of Luck run the Gauntlet?

Apparently so.
Healing shadow.

+1, heal the goddess of luck.

[Shadestyle]

Hello and welcome to lady luck's brain corner, as you can tell, I am currently unconscious, so I might as well make myself useful and explain what the hell just happened, For the record, no, i did not best the gauntlet, I just got knocked the hell out and thrown off of Haughty Spirit's pass. Apparently they figured out that luck and fate are basically the same thing, and thus as part of some asinine plan, they want me dead, so evil can win or something schmaltzy like that. So, do you want the full flashback of my little adventure, or just the abridged version so you can get back to adventure? Also, you guys are going to need to give me a good Alias for the schmucks trying to keep me from becoming a post-mortem former god, can't very well go around saying I am from Otherwhere without being able to prove it just yet.

[ShadowHammer]

No gauntlet? Darn.

I think the full version would be good; we might miss some small but important details in an abridgment.

[Worldmaster27]

Of course we want to hear it! And you're from Otherweresburg, in the far west! They all have golden skin there.

[IcyTea31]

For the alias, how about Evimeria? Because there is nothing wrong with having a name meaning something in another language.

[Shadestyle]

Spoiler:  is link btw (click to show/hide)

What? Get good, or get wrecked.

Well friends, it all started when i woke up with a throbbing headache.

"Death?! what is this, who is that?"

"Terribly sorry Madam Fortuna, but you see, our friend here has made me an offer I simply cannot refuse"

Yes indeed, Lady Luck, terribly sorry I couldn't be here to meet you in person, but you see, one of us would have to make quite the trip, and frankly, your trip would end with a bit of a fall. But then again, that is precisely what i need

"Neither of you will get away with this, the pantheon -will- find out about your transgressions!"

"Well, that is the plan, really, distract the gods, commit acts of wanton regicide, and then, well, I wouldn't want to spoil it just yet, But don't worry, I'll be seeing you in a moment to give you all the juicy details."

And so they cast me from Otherwhere, Naturally, i was a bit worried, and to be quite honest, i very readily assumed it was the end of me, cause you see, Immortals generally don't have hair, more of a "Mortal" thing, but one thing those two loafs did not take into account is that luck works in the relative sense, since i created the entire infrastructure of luck, when i scale down, All luck and luck requirements scale down with me, In other words,

I was still damn lucky to land in that mud pit, But enough narration.

"Oh my gods, this is bad, this is VERY bad, oh gods this hurts worse than anything i have ever felt in my eon's of living."

Your left leg is very cleanly broken, just below the knee, the bone is slightly exposed, you are leaking a steady trickle of godly ichor, but to your immense panic it is interspersed with red.

your dress is in tatters, Not helping your assessment of the situation, since a Goddess Gown reflects it's wearer's health, allowing it to stay in perfect condition for gods.

Your right arm is in very severe pain, You doubt that it is fractured, but you certainly shouldn't test it.

What little godly power you have is running very low from saving your life in the only mud puddle for miles around, Looks like Walls won't happen to spontaneously break and reveal fresh roast chicken when you feel like it for a long while.

Thankfully, while weaker and smaller than you have ever felt it, your mana system is in perfect health, your eons of knowledge basically make you a master wizard, save for the fact that you now have a mortal mind, You know the drill, you can probably remember three spells, or skills. Since mortals in incredible pain don't really have the focus to remember Thousands of years worth of study and practice.

There is a camp in the distance, or you believe there is, It is a rather large one, who would be camping out in the forest like this? Whatever, you need to get to Macguffin town, before the prince or the king get killed, Something tells you Death would not give up so much information knowing how clever you are for no reason, it could be a trap, but you have no other leads, you suppose.

What will you do? barring create time paradoxes of course.

Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)

Evimeria
Level; 1
Exp; 0%
Health; Mincemeat
Mana; Perfect
Godly Power; Running on empty

Spoiler: Inventory, 4 slots remaining (click to show/hide)

Goddess Gown; A Magical garment that reflect's it's wearers health, it is in complete shambles, and in a meta sense of the word, worse than when you got to the castle. Adds 4 inventory slots.

EQUIPPED EVIMERIA

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[Worldmaster27]

Use our magical and godly luck to instantly heal our leg. Because that's how luck works.

[Shadestyle]

Use our magical and godly luck to instantly heal our leg. Because that's how luck works.

You are kidding right? there are some herbs here is that's what you mean, and there is like a 90 percent chance that they will do -something- helpful, but instant healing would Fall less under luck and more under miracles and healing magic, i might be able to remember some Magic like that if you really want to waste a slot. Off topic, but my leg is still bleeding pretty bad, so whatever you decide would be helpful if done quickly, bout' to pass out a tiny bit.

[Worldmaster27]

Fine, go the sane and logical route.

Pick some of the herbs, shove them in our mouth. Grab a sturdy stick and bite down on it. Try and attempt to set our broken leg.