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Should I only update this while drunk? (which is fairly often >.<)

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Author Topic: We Are Our Avatars II: WAOAIII is out, move your asses over  (Read 272966 times)

smurfingtonthethird

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2205 on: December 08, 2014, 05:17:09 am »

Reassemble myself back together again.

[2]

There ain't enough glue in the stomachs of every white girl on the planet to put you back together again.

Have the bear army peel the GM-Tato.

[3]

The skin brakes the flimsy bear claws.

Preform lemony WRESTLE move on the GM.

[1]

The GM turns you into a puddle of lemonade.

Defeat the Skull Mafia in whatever city we happen to be Skull Police in, then!

[6]

Mafia City, apparently. You're under arrest by the Mafia Police.

Break the bridge then.

[1]

You flop around, but it doesn't seem to be working. A timer pops up on all the explosives, set for 1 turn. Uh oh.

Make the GM shed his reptilian skin, then snatch the potato.

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It doesn't help that the potato is the size of a star, but you're holding on tightly.

Turn GM-Tato into a Were-GM-Tato.

[3]

You are now a werepotato. It's like a snake biting Chuck Norris.

Do what tapeworms do best.

DANCE

[1]

You give your host intestinal distress, and he starts taking worm pills. OHGODSITBURNS
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2206 on: December 08, 2014, 06:07:42 am »

Perform heroic escape!
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Helgoland

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2207 on: December 08, 2014, 07:46:40 am »

Start a colony on the star-potato to assume control of all that is good and potato in this world.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2208 on: December 08, 2014, 10:50:03 am »

Remind the Mafia police the the Skull police have super powers.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2209 on: December 08, 2014, 03:26:11 pm »

BECOME DEATH. AND ALSO SANTA.

BRING CHEER AND FAMINE TO MILLIONS.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2210 on: December 08, 2014, 04:01:04 pm »

THAT'S IT, SEND TRILLIONS OF LEVEL 100 SCYTHERS AT ASH
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2211 on: December 08, 2014, 04:08:28 pm »

KEEP TRYING I WILL GET THE UPPER HAND SOON!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2212 on: January 19, 2015, 07:17:02 pm »

...Respawn as a Ash Ketchum Clone?
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smurfingtonthethird

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2213 on: January 19, 2015, 08:48:27 pm »

Perform heroic escape!

[6]

You manage to escape into a Piranha tank!

Start a colony on the star-potato to assume control of all that is good and potato in this world.

[6]

The native potatopeople are not happy, and smash your colony up.

Remind the Mafia police the the Skull police have super powers.

[1]

They discover skull police kryptonite: dog slobber.

BECOME DEATH. AND ALSO SANTA.

BRING CHEER AND FAMINE TO MILLIONS.

[5]

Santa Death is the most generous and homicidal person ever!

THAT'S IT, SEND TRILLIONS OF LEVEL 100 SCYTHERS AT ASH

[1]

He oneshots all of them.

KEEP TRYING I WILL GET THE UPPER HAND SOON!

[2]

Nope.avi

Reincarnate as a humanoid frog on a planet of the GM's choice.

[3]

Pluto. You freeze solid instantly.

...Respawn as a Ash Ketchum Clone?

[5]

 oh shiet
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2214 on: January 19, 2015, 09:06:19 pm »

Slaughter the heretics! WITH JOLLY SMILES!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2215 on: January 19, 2015, 09:09:41 pm »

I HATE HIM. THAT'S IT, TIME TO GET TWITCH PLAYS POKEMON BILL TO RELEASE THE POKEMON THAT ASH KEEPS ON USING TO DEFEATE ME. ALL OF THEM
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2216 on: January 19, 2015, 09:42:48 pm »

Activate interpretive dance mode!

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2217 on: January 19, 2015, 09:58:44 pm »

Levitate above the tank.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2218 on: January 20, 2015, 05:12:14 am »

Genocide the potatopeople. Make potato soup from their corpses.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2219 on: January 20, 2015, 11:49:50 am »

Miraculously appear to save the potatopeople
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