Okay, I'm back now.Also, try this. Because that game could use some more crazy. And shameless self promotion.
Well,considering that the GM is both large and small at the same time,use the force to do this with a computer and start playing DF2014.
[5]
Yaaaay.
Use the volcano and my rage at the injustice against my people to rise again as the fire lord!
[6]
They drown you with an ocean.
Goht: Rampage through everything, shooting lightning, just like in the game.
And I still want my roll for last turn pls.
[4] Destruction is bliss.
[1] NO
"YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I CAN FUCK THAT UP?
I KHAN"
DRESS GM UP IN FRILLY FRILLY DRESS AND FORCE TO DANCE IN FRONT OF BORED HOODLUMS
[2]
You lack a dress. Truely, this is a dark day.
Get the Cybermen to extract Fondue Demon brains.
[6]
They extract yours too. Fuck.
I THOUGHT SINCE IT HAD A RED LINE UNDER IT, IT WAS THE WRONG SPELLING.
PREPARE TO CONQUER KANTO
[1]
Some 10-year-old beats the shit out of your army with Arceus. Fucking kids in control of the creator of the universe.
Recreate Parasite Eve's plot?
[1]
Can't be bothered to google it.
(to the GM) liar, liar pants on fire.
I still got all my money (at least Billions of dollars) and it's all real (not fake).
Hire Millions of snipers
[2]
Nope, all your money is gone.
of course you think that my money is all gone because you want to annoy me. but truth is that I still have all my money and no amount of lying from an dishonest, anti-player and annoying GM called Smurfingonthethird, I know lots of monkey's that will make an much better GM than you.
Start going off the rails as part of an rage against the Gm
[6]
And because reasons, your character explodes.
PtW so I can spend a few days reading through all of the We Are Our Avatars threads again.
*hysterical laughter* oh god, enjoy the brainrot
Bleat loudly and irritatingly.
[1]
You are sacrificed to the dread lord Zykon.
I'm back what the shit is going on? Crash a fucking spaceship into everybody then explode.
[5]
You crush Roc. Convienient.
Take over galaxy.
[5]
Okay.
The money is infected with my evil spirit, CORRUPT THE GM!
[1]
It doesn't help he is infinitely more corrupted than you can even begin to comprehend.
Wooooooo!
[4]
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ALCOHOL!
And now, drunk science!
(so the wedding's over what now?)
Whatever the hell you want. S'not like there's a plot or anything
Enter the game.
[3]
Okay. You're in the GM's cupboard.