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YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI

11 (40.7%)

Eh, don't care either way.

12 (44.4%)

NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!

4 (14.8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[LordSlowpoke]

GENTLY PLACE SEVERAL OATMEALS ON GM

[smurfingtonthethird]

If Beirus and Liara already entered the portal, calmly follow them. If they didn't, wait.

((Let me guess: Me from the old thread tried to read God's mind and/or mind control Him?))

[1]

You charge into the portal before they do. You're a potato.

Clean up after the guests.

[6]

You are given the task of cleaning out the dome, a now hellish dimension of corpses and rubble. Tyranids are still in there.

All: Politely wait for everyone else to go through the portal, then follow them. If someone insists we go before them, do as they please.

[5]

You pass through into the party.

Start chatting up the lady ghosts.

[3]

Slaps all round.

Now roast the cheese cake demons on toast, a delicious otherworldly snack!

[6]

The GM sets you on fire for wasting cheesecake.

Bargain with the GM. My freedom for a fuckton of hatred. I'll go stare at EA for a while, or something.

[2]

He isn't going to pay for something he gets free.

Claim the buffet for the King of France.

[6]

Several kingdoms attempt to claim it. The claimants all pull out knives.

ALL RIGHT GENTLEMEN

KNIFEDANCE

Become King of Games.

[1]

You are the worst gamer of all time.

be let out of dome by GM

[5]

FIIIIINE

Now then, ride a Tyranid back home and liberate something with it!

[5]

A Tyranid Carnifex is not stopped by much. You've taken a lot of cities.

OFFER THE GM THE RECIPE FOR THE CHILI-CHEESE POTATO FOR COMPENSATION

[1]

INTO THE BALL PIT OF ETERNAL HORRORS WITH YOU

Aoroythe: Put Giegue in a box and present him as a good-will/I hope business will be good gift.

[4]

Giegue is now a wedding present.

Partay! Music, Dances, food and stuff.

[5]

Yaaaay.

There's not much fruit here.

Ok then go and stand with IcyTea31
((I don't know if that needs a roll))

EVERYTHING GETS A ROLL!
[6]

You fall into a drainage ditch.

It will, because the GM is...

If I said what I was going to say, I would probably get auto-ones for the rest if the game. And no, there were no curse words in what I was going to say.

You get auto ones if you don't tell me.

I wonder if Smurfington likes...
Oatmeal. Wink. Wink. WANK.

No.

GENTLY PLACE SEVERAL OATMEALS ON GM

[FUCK YOU]

Welcome to the inside of a black hole.

[blazing glory]

Declare my affair with the bride and run away together.

[Lyeos]

Magma cannon the shiznit out of the dome.

[LordSlowpoke]

FREE REALITY FROM SHACKLES OF BITCHDOM

[KingofstarrySkies]

Be incredibly happy, thus depriving The Holy GM of my tasty, tasty hate.

My hate is infused with crack

[smurfingtonthethird]

I am a tank, therefore, logically, the GM cannot have set me on fire, play "Dance of the Suger Plum fairy" for the Knifedancing gentlemen.

You can set anything on fire when reality's your bitch.

[IcyTea31]

Formally apologize and either request to be returned to bread form, or return myself to it on my own.

[Helgoland]

Knife dance! My knives are backedd with nuclear weapons - conquer those kingdoms in the name of freedom, profit and cat food!

[kj1225]

Woo! VIVA le revilution!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Attempt to become King of Games again.

[poketwo]

SACRIFICE MYSELF TO ARMOK  TO HELP SLOWPOKE'S REVOLT SUCCEED

[Beirus]

Be responsible by throwing salt or possibly cold iron at Blazing glory. Then go eat.

[da_nang]

Take one look at the ongoing chaos and slowly back away and go home.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Declare my affair with the bride and run away together.

[4]

You run off with a bridesmaid. Close nuff.

Magma cannon the shiznit out of the dome.

[6]

The Tyranids don't seem to mind it. Fucking Tyranids.

FREE REALITY FROM SHACKLES OF BITCHDOM

[2]

You can't find it.

INTO THE DOME, MOTHERFUCKER

Be incredibly happy, thus depriving The Holy GM of my tasty, tasty hate.

My hate is infused with crack

[4]

There's still trillions of others he feeds off. He don't care.

I am a tank, therefore, logically, the GM cannot have set me on fire, play "Dance of the Suger Plum fairy" for the Knifedancing gentlemen.

[1]

You can set metal on fire. Sorta. Don't ask questions.

Formally apologize and either request to be returned to bread form, or return myself to it on my own.

[5]

You are now bread.

Knife dance! My knives are backedd with nuclear weapons - conquer those kingdoms in the name of freedom, profit and cat food!

[1]

You get stabbed in the eye.

Woo! VIVA le revilution!

[6]

You lose control of the Tyranid. Fuck.

Attempt to become King of Games again.

[5]

Guh, fine.

SACRIFICE MYSELF TO ARMOK  TO HELP SLOWPOKE'S REVOLT SUCCEED

[4]

You die for nothing. Armok is a dick like that.

Be responsible by throwing salt or possibly cold iron at Blazing glory. Then go eat.

[4]

You throw salt in his eyes. You harvest the buffet table.

Take one look at the ongoing chaos and slowly back away and go home.

[5]

Good plan.