Acquire bonus to doing good! Because why should greedy bastards get all the good stuff?
[3]
You get a +0.0000000000001.
Pharika: "Why you sleazy son of a--"
Vraska: "I shall consent. Enjoy your images of a fungus-covered gorgon, multiversal internet."
"And as for the sandwich... For your safety, I will assume that that was a request for an artifact, and not a brazen display of misogyny. Purphoros, you are the God of Creation, correct?"
Purphoros: "On it, snake girl."
Purphoros makes an astounding sandwich, filled with a magical spread that tastes however the eater wishes.
[5]
You've seen Earth's internet, right? Trillions upon trillions are into that shit across the multiverse. In other news:
THIS SAMMICH IS GOOD
"Uhg... who're you? Watcha want? I ain't got a damn dollar, ya can search me all ya like."
[4]
"Alright, butthead, get up."Terms of the contract only said I had to steal it, not deliver it. Mission = Success?
[4]
Eh, whatever.
SHOUT OUT LAST ACTION VIA TV
[2]
I SAID NO
GOATSTAMPEDE NEAREST MACGUFFIN TO SHREDS
[6]
You trample the GM's sandwich.
MOTHERFUCKER
KICK OF VENGEANCEADD POLARITY TO DUMPSTER.
[6]
IT FLIES INTO ORBIT BECAUSE REASONS
((I knew I shoulda checked the pregnancy test. Still, it was gonna happen anyway with her being the only person I've run into in this Ice Age and all.))
Send out inter dimensional wedding invitations and ask GM to be my Best Man. I expect an awesome bachelor party.
[5]
Everyone get an invitation, except LSP, because he fucked with the sandwich.
Also, the most bitching bachelor party. Timestopped location, 3 weeks of pure fucking awesome.
((So I've sworn to protect Potatoism and Fonduism while serving the GM, I have an idea!))
Destroy Cheesism out of spite.
[4]
Fonduism is the true way, anyhow.Continue working on megaproject
[4]
It's slow progress.
Chip in with da_nang, occasionally quoting Bismarck.
[2]
You aren't allowed in.
Emerge from the rubble and rebuild.
[2]
NO
YOU SIT UNDER THAT RUBBLE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID
VOMIT ON EVERYTHING
[3]
YOU VOMIT ON YOU
GROSS
Seethe with hatred.
[1]
*repeatedly pokes him in eye*