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YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI

11 (40.7%)

Eh, don't care either way.

12 (44.4%)

NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!

4 (14.8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[KingofstarrySkies]

Slowly rise up again, and try again.
No. I won't give in to you or your bullshit. My luck might be low, but I've got the guts to fight, fair and square. Unlike you.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjgTE1a65jg
Tempting fate is always such fun, no?

[Lyeos]

7 Kilos of the GM's best cheese? If it's that good, it must be treasure! And what do I happen to have a +3 bonus to obtaining? Treasure!

[smurfingtonthethird]

Where is that revolution, anyway?

Recruit elite Reptile units, to be used as shock troops.

[1]

None for you.

ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL GOAT

ALSO GOAT

AND GOAT

ALSO INCLUDED: GOAT

[5]

OH GOD SO MANY GOATS

Set up our own influence structures and re-education centers.
"There will be no culture flipping here!"

[4]

The citizens occasionally go to them.

REVERSE THE POLARITY!

[3]

You try reversing the polarity. It no work, because this is a fire in a dumpster.

Reincarnate as the Omega Potato, with the duty of protecting Potatoism and crushing any foul heresy.

[6]

Fonduism falls under the protectorate. You also swore to serve the GM.

A-ha-ha, ha-ha.

Make The video game console called Sega Genesis all butt monkeys.
this type of butt monkey http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButtMonkey
Sega Genesis console http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sega_Genesis

[2]

Mhm, mhm... what?

Vraska: "Keep the images, I'm just glad to be bipedal again."

Rendezvous with the Gods with the information re: artifact.

[6]

They're sitting around like lemons.

BTW uploaded them on the multiversal internet. Anyhow, I want you to bring me a sandwich. A good one too, none of your butter crap.

Yes, more freedom! I'm the only 'evil' overlord around here damn it!

[1]

You lose all your progress in one brutal counter attack.

Make with the proposing.

[6]

She accepts. Then you find out she wasn't pregnant.

DO SOMETHING

[6]

You shoot yourself. FOR SCIENCE BITCHES

(Please give me an NPC or something to interact with )

[MERCY]

Someone finds you out on the street, and drags you inside.

Giegue: Crawl to someplace warmer

Aoroythe: Bribe way to victory, get Chooze legalized

[4]

You crawl inside a room. You get quite a crowd as a result.

[2]

Still illegal.

Slowly rise up again, and try again.
No. I won't give in to you or your bullshit. My luck might be low, but I've got the guts to fight, fair and square. Unlike you.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjgTE1a65jg
Tempting fate is always such fun, no?

[6]

Your luck is low, so you attack someone that influences luck? Real smooth.

The hobos rebash you to make sure you stay down.

7 Kilos of the GM's best cheese? If it's that good, it must be treasure! And what do I happen to have a +3 bonus to obtaining? Treasure!

[3+3]

The cheese is stolen from you after you brag about it.

[kj1225]

Acquire bonus to doing good! Because why should greedy bastards get all the good stuff?

[Lolfail0009]

Pharika: "Why you sleazy son of a--"

Vraska: "I shall consent. Enjoy your images of a fungus-covered gorgon, multiversal internet."

"And as for the sandwich... For your safety, I will assume that that was a request for an artifact, and not a brazen display of misogyny. Purphoros, you are the God of Creation, correct?"

Purphoros: "On it, snake girl."

Purphoros makes an astounding sandwich, filled with a magical spread that tastes however the eater wishes.

[WillowLuman]

"Uhg... who're you? Watcha want? I ain't got a damn dollar, ya can search me all ya like."

[Lyeos]

Terms of the contract only said I had to steal it, not deliver it. Mission = Success?

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Make The video game console called Sega Genesis all butt monkeys.
this type of butt monkey http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButtMonkey
Sega Genesis console http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sega_Genesis

[2]

Mhm, mhm... what?
[/quote]

SHOUT OUT LAST ACTION VIA TV

[kj1225]

((Also, Beirus invite me to the wedding, I'll try and bring a tyrannical overlord's head.))

[LordSlowpoke]

GOATSTAMPEDE NEAREST MACGUFFIN TO SHREDS

[blazing glory]

ADD POLARITY TO DUMPSTER.

[Beirus]

((I knew I shoulda checked the pregnancy test. Still, it was gonna happen anyway with her being the only person I've run into in this Ice Age and all.))

Send out inter dimensional wedding invitations and ask GM to be my Best Man. I expect an awesome bachelor party.

[da_nang]

Continue working on megaproject

[Helgoland]

Chip in with da_nang, occasionally quoting Bismarck.

[NAV]

Emerge from the rubble and rebuild.