Vraska: "Where is the artifact, human?"
[6]
It's in some sort of high-tech alien facility.
Eat spicy curry! That'll heat up the universe!
[2]
No heat increase. You need go poop.
"YOU WANT IT SO MUCH? WELL HERE IT IS!"
UNLEASH THE GOAT
[5]
The goat is actually the goat from goat simulator, a 10/10 aberration. It destroys the assassins.
Roll around the cellar and look for the GM's dirty secrets.
[5]
You find a very large collection of softcore porn.
I deny nothing.Edit TVTropes to create a subplot allowing me to get rid of all this goat hair, and goat digestive tract, and general goat-ness!
[4]
93% of the goats are now people again.
It is done.
Celebrate our turning-back by a week-long empire-wide victory fondue.
Why 'Helga', though?
[2]
ONE ACTION PER TURN, DOUCHE MUFFIN
POTATO STRIKE INBOUNDCome on, I have work to do!
[4]
She is still angry, but she's leaving you alone. VICTORY
Come on, I have work to do!
DESTROY WORK
[6]
You re enslave the entire continent. WINNING X 2
Screw it. Start making members of KJ's harem drop like flies.
[2]
They kick the shit out of you. Stupid battle harem.
"This can't go on..."
Do one last job so I have enough cash to set myself on the straight-and-narrow:
1) Find a large casino where I'm not known
2) Scope the place out for other psykers
3) If there are none, do my thing.
[1]
They hire psykers as security.
((Smurfington, my imagination says it was awesome and Liara is Kate Upton. Also, my imagination gave me an AK47 and 3 clips of ammo for it, along with a M1911 pistol and 3 clips for that as well. Clips with proper ammo. Oh, and I get to drive the snowmobile to whatever our next destination in this Ice Age is. You see what happens when you leave it up to my imagination? It gives me guns.))
"So, is there somewhere we should be going next, or are we going to rest here for a while?"
Ask.
((No guns for you. You can have the others though.))
[4]
"Yeah, we'll need to go to town and sell off some of this stuff."SHOOT THE CATS
I'M TIRED OF THIS CAT-PLANET BULLSHIT, I WANT TO GO BACK TO EARTH GODDAMMIT
[1]
You're in space-jail.
SHOOT THE CATS
Heal the injured cats
"Gotta maintain good PR with 'em."
[1]
You're in space-jail too.
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